On Sep 18, 8:34 am, j...@xmission.com wrote:   
   > I always thought Star Trek should use something like a portal toilet.  A   
   > transporter toilet.  You don't need little private stalls, you wouldn't   
   > even need to partially disrobe.  You just stand in front of the unit and   
   > press the bladder or bowel button, and presto, the contents are   
   > transported   
   Transported?  Rendered to component molecules and stored in the   
   replicator buffer.   
   > directly to wherever they store such things on starships.   
   > Or perhaps to the Romulan Neutral Zone.   
   And if the transporter is even slightly off part of you bowel and   
   lower intestine.   
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