In San Antonio for lunch today with my friend Harry, who is the Service   
   Manager at the Benson Chevrolet dealership off of TX-281 and I-410W.   
      
   Afterwards, I thought I would take a closer look at the new 2011   
   Silverado, 1500 pickup.  Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.   
      
   I wanted to sense that "new feel" and the aroma of fresh upholstery. The   
   salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the   
   passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The   
   seats, he said, were of particular interest. He explained that the seats   
   directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your   
   butt in the summer heat.   
      
   Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican   
   truck.   
      
   He asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.   
      
   I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke   
   up your ass year-round.   
      
   *$^%&%^*$!! guy had no sense of humor.   
      
   I had to call Harry to get a ride back to the dealership.   
      
                   R\%/itt   
      
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