10. True Thomas the Rhymer turned rumormonger   
    9. A coalition of Marc Barrett, David Corn, Nicholas Alwin, and Jerry   
       Shekhel bankrolled by Steven jobs, Rupert Murdoch, O.J. Simpson,   
       former US President Bush, and Mumar Kaddafy have put in the high bid   
       for Commodore.   
    8. Commodore is relocating to an closely guarded airplane hanger in   
       the US southwest desert.   
    7. Commodore is relocating to a closely guarded airplane hanger at   
       Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.   
    6. An unnamed company has purchased Commodore and is relocating the   
       entire operation to Lahore.   
    5. The successful offerer is from Chengdu and Commodore is relocating   
       there.   
    4. A major manufacturer of steelcase furniture wants the use of the   
       name Commodore for its new line of file cabinets, and will be using   
       key parts of the Amiga chipset to offer computerized filing organic   
       to the new Commodore filing cabinets that will be coming out in five   
       months.   
    3. The former Charlestown Naval Shipyard is being reactivated, and the   
       new ships to be built there will be robotic.  The intelligence   
       on-board will be ranked as a Commodore, and the US Government is   
       nationalizing Commodore USA's remnants to avoid trademark conflict.   
    2. The names of the companies expressing interest in the Amiga product   
       line have been mistranscribed -- "Sam sung on the topic, NOT   
       "Samsung." "Who let Pat, err..." was mistakenly heard as   
       "Hewlett-Packard." "Mat sued [expletive deleted], uh...." was also   
       mistranscribed.   
    1. A coalition of Asha Develder, Joyce Divina, Holly Sullivan, Paula   
       Lieberman, and others put in a bid as a woman-owned business special   
       interest to take over the Amiga line.  "hey, we're all female, and   
       mostly friendly, so the name "Amiga" is a natural for us!   Ms   
       Lieberman was, however, noticed muttering darkly about Kiki effects,   
       Politically Correct Advertising, Catherine the Grape, and how   
       refreshing it would be to hear an adult male soprano voice used in   
       the new ad campaign to come...   
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