From: Rick@dot.dot

In article ,
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> "Rick G"  wrote in Rick-377DF8.15403517082004@news.telus.net
> on 8/17/04 3:40 PM:
>
> >>>> The story is pretty simple on this one: I have a cat who sometimes runs
> >>>> up
> >>>> to cuddle with my leg as I am pee-ing.  As she walks around my leg, it
> >>>> is
> >>>> sometimes hard to not hit her... no matter how hard I try not to.
> >>>>
> >>>> Not even sure what context this came up in.
> >>>
> >>> And, did the cat respond with quick and terrible repercussions? Or am I
> >>> now to be forever branded a liar.... ;)
> >>
> >> You are liar.  The cat seems to hardly care or notice.
> >>
> >> I will bring up your lying for years to come.  Your reputation is ruined
> >> in
> >> these parts.  I suggest you leave now while you can hold onto some shred
> >> of
> >> your dignity.
> >>
> >> ... And Steve thinks I don't learn from him.  :)
> >>
> >> :)
> >
> > Hey, you now have evidence that you turned on me, too, or maybe I do,
> > I'm not sure how it's supposed to work in this group. As well as
> > evidence that your cat is distinctly unusual. Of course, the cat may be
> > harbouring a grudge as well as peeing on your corn flakes....
>
> And I thought that was my wife.  Oh no... I think I owe her an apology.
> >
> > Yes, I realize that that would only count as terrible, and not
> > necessarily quick repercussions. But as Klingon proverbs state that
> > revenge is a dish best served cold, and for all we know, cats are
> > fanatic about Star Trek, then there is nothing directly contradictory in
> > the cat's revenge through the cold corn-flakes. At least I assume you
> > consume them cold....
>
> She was concerned about the pee... Not the "Klingons" that hang around
> Uranus.  You are really, really sick.

Dude, if you're peeing out of Uranus, you really should seek
professional help, for that should be the definition for sick, or at
least a good arc-welder. ;)

--
Rick...

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