From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi

The first time California's Jason Hong noticed that his Cessna Skyhawk
had gone missing, he wondered whether the airport manager had moved it
or, being in his 70s, he had forgotten where he'd parked.  It was
found at a different airport, 40 km away.  Checking tracking data, he
learnt that someone had absconded with it at least twice before, for
flights over southern California.  After removing cigarette butts
from the cabin, he removed the plane's battery too, to thwart further
capers of this sort.  Another joyride followed nonetheless.  Upon its
recovery this time, the aircraft had a fresh battery, a new headset in
the cockpit, and several tools aboard.  Hong has now chained it down.

     Jason Hong = "Gonna josh?"


After his 11-year-old step-daughter gave birth at home, Oklahoma's
Dustin Walker was charged with felonious child neglect for not having
sought any prenatal care for her.  His response that he'd been utterly
unaware of the full-term pregnancy prompted further questions, the
answers to which crystallised in a paternity test showing a 99.9%
match between his genetic material and the infant's paternal DNA.  He
now faces more charges, while wife Cherie is accused of enabling child
sexual abuse.  Also, both stand accused of neglecting their shared
children, ages 9, 7, 6, 4, and 2, who were removed from the home after
being found unclothed and wallowing in dog faeces.

     Cherie & Dustin Walker =  Ultra-nice. ...Where's kid?


Australian defence attorney Rishi Nathwani, KC, has accepted
'full responsibility' for AI-polluted submissions in a teenager's
murder case in Victoria.  Responding to Nathwani's apology for backing
up the defence's arguments with fabricated extracts from a speech
before legislators and bogus Australian Supreme Court rulings, Justice
James Elliott complained about the 24-hour delay created after his own
staff detected the problem, which prosecutors had failed to spot.
  Elliot emphasised: 'The ability of the court to rely upon the
accuracy of submissions made by counsel is fundamental to the due
administration of justice.'  In their defence, the defence team stated
that they had verified the first few citations and assumed that the
others too would be correct.

Not sure which of these is better (the second one?):
     Rishi Nathwani =  Hint: an AI whirs
     Rishi Nathwani =  Chinks in AI -> wrath



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