From: usteen@asdf.fi

A man walked into a Huntington Bank branch in Columbus, Ohio, and
handed the teller a hold-up note.  Deeming the stack of money she
then passed to him insufficient, the 51-year-old robber demanded more,
from the 'electronic cash recycle' machine in the lobby.  The teller
explained that the system requires a driver's licence before it will
dispense cash, whereupon he handed over his driving licence.  David
Menser left with the additional loot he desired, and the police later
tracked him down and arrested him.

  Driver's name = his doom:
  Ohio's Mr David Menser
or
  Admonish some driver:
  Ohio's Mr David Menser

Either way, he's probably not a Mensa member.


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