From: usteen@asdf.fi

I think the (slightly longer than usual for Clippings items) anagram
for this guy is quite fitting.  Perhaps others can do better, though.
Background first:

Florida man Earle Stevens Jr. knew that drinking while driving is a
no-no.  So why did he hit the vehicle in front of him at a Vero Beach
McDonald's drive-through several times, thereby prompting its driver
to summon the police?  The 69-year-old Stevens explained to officers
that he hadn't been drinking from his brown-paper-bagged bottle of Jim
Beam bourbon while driving.  According to his arrest report, he
explained that he took a swig 'only when he stopped for stop signs and
traffic signals' on his journey of 65+ kilometres. Although he felt
'pretty good', Stevens failed field sobriety tests and a breath test.
He has been arrested, but there is no risk of his driving licence
being revoked.  He doesn't have one.

  Mr Earle Stevens Junior, a man in Vero Beach, Florida =
  "I travel around on non-safe Jim Beam liver research."


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