From: *@eli.users.panix.com

In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:
> Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> wrote:
>> My insane iphone apps ~ I open many. Happiness.
> A nice anagram for what sounds like a pretty insane lifestyle.

I'd say inane.

>   There's an app for that =
>   Tap phone... A fresh tart!

I like that one. And that app is probably Tinder.

   Swipe right on Tinder ~ tit-penis whore-grind
                         ~ Wine, strip, rode thing
                         ~ I.e. portends writhing

Elijah
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Match on grinder ~ Got Hard'r Men, Inc ~ D Groin Merchant

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