From: *@eli.users.panix.com

In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:
>      (also:   Smartphone apps = Tampons perhaps?)

Weird smartphone apps ~ Whips rodent pap smear.

My insane iphone apps ~ I open many. Happiness.

Strange android phone apps ~ Thespian grandpa's porno ed.

Elijah
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"there's an app for that" ~ "oh, faster patent harp"

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