On Friday, April 1, 2016 at 10:15:49 AM UTC+1, Wilhelm Noeker wrote:
> Lardy Girl wrote:
> > There are limits to what a person is allowed to buy with food-stamp
> > debit cards.  Nicholas Jackson found this out when trying to make a
> > purchase from a Florida car dealer. The next night, someone stole the
> > $60,000 BMW X-6 that Jackson, 36, had tried to buy with food stamps.
> > Also missing were the keys to 60 other vehicles.  According to the
> > Martin County Sheriff's Office, Jackson was found and arrested with the
> > car after it ran out of petrol - he didn't have money to fill the tank.
> > He has been charged with grand theft auto.
> >
> >    Nicholas Jackson = No cash - jack, nil - so...
>
> Oh dear. And a good anagram.
>
> Grand theft auto = Do that! Great fun!***

***fab - must be an oldie?

He went for the car theft rather than the armed robbery option, though it was
in him to rob a pawn shop:

Nicholas Jackson = Con hijacks loans

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