From: usteen@asdf.fi

John Wesley Rose applied for a position as a sheriff's officer in
Michigan.  He completed the first stage of the process without
incident, but the 25-year-old Rose had less luck in the second phase.
By that time, his arrest warrant from Kentucky had been entered into a
national database, and a background check revealed that he was wanted
on charges of rape, sexual abuse, and sodomy.  Rose was arrested after
being summoned to sign the final employment application.

  John Wesley Rose = Now joyless here



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