From: usteen@asdf.fi

bass_fiddle@hotmail.com wrote:

> Absolutely bloody perfect, LG! Congrats.

Thank you kindly.  Feedback makes all the letter-juggling worthwhile.


Wilhelm Noeker  wrote:

> Great stuff! I had to google Nisei and Wigger Day, hadn't heard of
> *that* Notre Dame before, and not of Alamogordo, either. And I'm not
> sure about the justification of some of the insults (cow? pig?), but I
> enjoyed them just the same.

Any insults are fairly light-hearted, if memory serves.
  Do you think this would work better:

Iowa:                     "A cow. Again."
North Carolina:           "A pig..."

...as if someone were looking out a car window while driving through?
These states are near/at the top of the list for production/growing
said livestock.


> What could I do with just the letter codes of the 50 states? See
> for yourself:
[...]
> Excavating caveman finds mammoth lizard.
> Savvy downtown communists kidnap my jackal.
> What rich men want: Drink only milk.

A tricky task and a fun solution.  I like the idea of milk, rather
than oil, being such a driving force.


I doubt I'd come up with anything relevant _and_ good.  But here's a
quick stab, with liberal input from the stereotype pot:

AL AK AZ AR CA CO CT DE FL GA HI ID IL IN IA KS KY LA ME MD MA MI MN MS
MO MT NE NV NH NJ NM NY NC ND OH OK OR PA RI SC SD TN TX UT VT VA WA WV
WI WY
=
Flag-wavin' KKK dad and many-chin momma, downtown mall, v. trashy TV,
rich Jews in country's cockpit, Vietnam.mil, damn amazin' sex.



LG
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