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In message , at 15:12:24 on Sun,
4 Jan 2015, Lardy Girl  wibbled
>
>From Charmin's Web site:
>
>Q. The plies on my Charmin Ultra are not lined up; it's not tearing in
>the right place.
>
>A. Here's an easy fix if the plies aren't lining up:
>
>  * Hold the roll in front of you with the paper winding over the top.
>  * Pull the top ply up and drop it back behind the roll.
>  * Its perforations should match with the layer that's now on top.
>  * Tear away the excess and you're good to go.
>
>[...]
>
>Claims valid only in Canada.
>
>=
>
>Using paper for tush-wiping dates from mediaeval China.  Loo roll came
>in the nineteenth century.  Today, US people alone flush thirty million
>rolls per day.
>
>Ancient Rome turned to a stick-with-sponge approach.  Others went quite
>happily with a corn cob for help (harsh!).  Text by Rabelais points to
>Toilet Goose...
>
>Indian norm: Avoid using Andrex, lad.  Apply water - with the 'filthy'
>left hand, not the right hand.

*applause*

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