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    >  GP> I was recently arrested due to my insomnia   
    >  GP> I was resisting a rest   
      
    >   That's what little kids will do when they don't want naps.   
      
   Yup, but only one person, a cop, is known for tasing his 10yo who wouldn't   
   fall asleep on command!  Of course, he's not charged with murder, as he   
   should've been.   
      
   Because he's the only father stressed by his job & life, right? must be   
   because other people don't murder their kid for insomnia!   
      
    >   Just ask Sinatra...he's rather Frank.    
      
   Did his daughter ever have a preg. . . Nancy?   
      
    >  GP>  If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz    
   right   
    >  GP> before bedtime.   
    >  GP> It has a lot of mellow tonin’.   
      
    >   Time to mellow out before you zone out.   
      
   I try. . .   
      
      
    >  GP> I'm going to start a support group for Witches with insomnia.   
    >  GP> It will be called " No rest for the Wiccan."   
      
    >   Take hay to bed, so you can feed your nightmares.   
      
   They prefer fresh oats (the grass, not the cereal)   
      
    >  GP> I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.   
    >  GP> I won’t rest until I find it.   
      
    >   No wonder you're so bleary eyed. :P   
      
   That, or it's the fumes from all the bullsh*t around the world today?   
      
   Well, guess I'd better end this on a happier tone. . .   
      
   Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?   
   A: A jolly rancher   
      
   I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How    
   much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I   
   slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one    
   is it?”   
   I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by   
   the voice.”   
      
   My wife and I just celebrated 10 years of happy marriage...   
   It was, coincidentally, our 30th wedding anniversary.   
      
   Q: From a 5yo: What does a happy shark say?   
   A: Have a FIN-tastic day!   
      
   I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down    
   hills   
   Those were goodyears   
      
   The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and   
   started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...   
   "...40 second birthday". I was so proud.   
      
   I named my dog "Happy New Year"   
   when I call him in every night, the neighbors think I've lost my mind   
      
   Meme:   
      
   Man in shorts & a tee, jogging: "Run"   
   Man in a suit & tie, jogging: "Run as Administrator"   
      
   Oops, is this even the FUNNY echo? No, whyt am I doing ObJs then?   
      
   Sporry, Moderator, but insomnia can be considered a disability, right?   
      
   Your friend,   
      
   <+]:{)}   
   Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM   
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