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 Phoebee Caulfield to All 
 Re: How to Make America Healthier 
 21 Oct 05 17:29:24 
 
XPost: alt.drugs.hard, us.politics, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
From: Phoebee.Caulfield@NOTBXpats.edu

In article ,
tinmimus99@hotmail.com says...
>
> The vast majority of addicts smoke at least one drug, and of course almost
> all tobacco and marijuana addicts and many if not most cocaine and
> methamphetamine addicts smoke their drugs, and all drug smokers must use
> Bics or other disposable lighters or nondisposable lighters or matches.

Bics work fine on joints and hash, but suck for freebase and ice
- butane isn't hot enough.  Most folks into those drugs use
small propane torches, or cotton balls soaked in 90% isopropyl
or Bacardi 151.

I've also seen quaaludes quartered and smoked in base pipes,
using a torch.

> Therefore a powerful blow can be struck against such addictions and related
> crimes by outlawing Bics and other disposable lighters and nondisposable
> lighters and matches.
>
> Furthermore, recovering drug- smoking addicts and the victims or survivors
> of victims of drug- smoking addict crime should sue the Bic and other
> disposable lighter and nondisposable lighter and match companies for
> facilitating and therefore being proximate causes of those addictions and
> crimes.
>
> Help make America healthier!

If'n you really want to make American healthier, I've got a
simpler suggestion:

Just shoot all the sick people

--

Meanwhile, somewhere in the twentieth century, a young girl
named Phoebee Caulfield plops herself down on the sofa, pops
open a soda, and watches ... YOU!

--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
 * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)

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