From: illume1@verizon.net

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident,  I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs
in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
who was high on cocaine  and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80  miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass
and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States

--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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