From: doukhoborarchivescanada@gmail.com

If I Was Mayor of Saskatoon - Part Three - By D.S. Kabatoff 
March 12th 2020 AD 10:31 am 27,169 words
	
   All fertility cults are worthy of being mocked, and allowing this mockery
to continue is vital to maintaining a free and democratic society. Doukhobors
faced brutal persecution in Russia then came to Canada and faced additional
persecution here. 
Doukhobors in Canada had their land repeatedly confiscated, Doukhobor families
had their children removed and locked up. The Doukhobors did not see value in
the phallic-capped churches nor in the fish-head-hatted priests who claimed to
be sole authority 
in interpreting Scripture. Catholics pray to Mary and claim their pope to be
God on earth, over the centuries defenders of the Catholic faith killed
hundreds of millions of people who did not abide in their teachings, they are
teachings worthy of 
laughter. Many Doukhobors avoided persecution in Canada by anglicizing their
names and adopting Catholic fertility rites, so instead of just violating
God’s 4th Commandment, the Doukhobors adopted additional Catholic fertility
rites that are in 
opposition to God’s first three Commandments as well, it is worthy of
laughter. The Doukhobors especially liked the Ukrainian Catholic tradition of
turning chicken eggs into decorated idols and many Doukhobors married into the
apostate Ukrainian-
Catholic families and began decorating their houses with these pagan symbols
of fertility as well. Some Doukhobor children grew up, took Catholic spouses
and learned how to pray to Mary. Others married into Seventh-day Adventist
families and learned how 
to turn trees into decorated idols.

   Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife and
that these panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith Number 2442).
When Aisha’s panties started dictating the Koran, Mohammad removed them and
tried on the 
panties belonging to other little girls, but these other panties did not talk.
So Mohammad put Aisha’s panties back on, and Aisha’s panties resumed
dictating the Koran (Hadith Number 2442), the belief is worthy of laughter.
The Moslems abide by the 
teachings of Aisha’s shit-stained panties and will kill anybody who refuses
to join with them in this shit-stained filth. The Moslems claim that God’s
prophets in the Bible are their prophets as well, which is blasphemy as
God’s prophets are united 
in defense of His Commandments while the Koran (dictated by Aisha’s
shit-stained panties) censors God’s Commandments and commands their
followers to kill or enslave those people who embrace God’s Commandments.
All the Islamic beliefs are worthy of 
laughter.

   The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via
orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the
architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs
claim to be better than 
the other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in
gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.

   The Seventh-day Adventists claim to be God’s remnant church due to them
honoring God’s 4th Commandment, but they honor Catholic fertility rites that
are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments. Many of the Seventh-day
Adventist churches 
are capped with miniature Egyptian obelisks (representations of penises), and
their esteemed prophet, Ellen G. White, has an Egyptian dink for a tombstone.
Ellen G. White believed that people should turn trees into decorated idols
with cheap ribbons 
rather than with expensive ornaments. Like the Catholics, the Adventists
annually turn their churches and homes into pagan temples glorifying evergreen
trees, those Adventists who don’t are silent about those that do, and then
they continue to tithe to 
this filthy church while closing their hearts to those people who face ongoing
psychiatric torture for daring to criticize their traditions. They proudly
pose for photographs while standing next to their decorated evergreen tree
idols. The Seventh-day 
Adventist Church is a Catholic church, their members are sure to be judged
harshly.

   The Jehovah Witnesses too proclaim themselves to be God’s remnant church
but they honor the false Catholic Sunday Sabbath, a violation of God’s 4th
Commandment. Roman Catholic’s killed an estimated 100 million people for
refusing to honor Sunday 
as the Sabbath day, this is not an adequate reason to change God’s Sabbath
to Sunday. The Jehovah Witnesses were persecuted for failing to honor an
adequate number of Catholic rituals, just honoring Catholic Sunday didn’t
help them much. By honoring 
the Catholic Sabbath, Jehovah Witnesses bow to the pope.

   But by far, the funniest people of all are the Canadians… the Canadians
are members of assorted fertility cults, and they think themselves rich enough
to import members of alternative fertility cults and provide them with free
houses, even when they 
want to enslave us and cut our heads off. And now the Canadians elected an
Islamic prime minister who floods Canada with Islamists, so give the Islamists
even more free house in a continued attempt to placate them. Canadians spend
millions of dollars 
having me tortured in an attempt to prevent the criticisms of their pagan
traditions, then annually spend billions turning their homes, churches, stores
and entire cities into blinkin’ temples of fertility, then borrow money from
their children to 
build new torture facilities in North Battleford to shut people up who don’t
abide by their traditions. Start a carbon tax and rebate the money back to
large Islamic families… to the families that have a free house for each
wife, to these largest 
families that consume the greatest amounts of fuel, food and other resources.
And make sure to cut down large swaths of forests each year just so you may
have a tree to temporarily turn into a blinkin’ idol… while always
assuring yourselves that 
needlessly killing the trees and importing Islamists are acceptable sacrifices
to God. Nobody cares that Scripture repeatedly condemns turning trees into
decorated idols, all are certain that God accepts your pagan sacrifices. It is
not just worthy of 
laughter, the situation is absolutely hilarious!!!


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