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Subject: You know you're an X-Phile when...
From: paul.dimitriadis@canrem.com (Paul Dimitriadis)
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1) You shine a blue light/tape an X on your window in hopes of being
contacted by a secretive contact.
2) You check your pens and plug outlets for listening devices.
3) You try to order a subscription to The Lone Gunman
4) You search old OMNI magazines for articles by M.F. Luder.

That's all I can come up with at the moment.. anyone got anymore?

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Sometime around Sat, 26 Nov 94 09:19:00 -0400, Paul Dimitriadis may or may not have said:
: That's all I can come up with at the moment.. anyone got anymore?

5) You have the unstoppable urge to eat large quantities of sunflower seeds.
6) You carry around a can of flourecent orange spray paint in the hopes 
   of finding areas of intense magnetism.
7) You find that you can no longer sleep in a bed, prefering a nearby 
   chair or sofa.
8) You get extremely nervous around chain smokers.
9) You begin insisting that everyone you know call you by your last name.

:)
-=>Donald <IRC: EG>
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10) You accidentally refer to your mate as Scully/Mulder.
11) While trying to fit into that old pair of slacks, you wish you could
make yourself all skinny like Tooms.
12) You begin to believe that the money missing from your paycheck is a
government conspiracy. (Whoops, I guess that IS a gov't conspiracy!)
13) You go to the video store and bring home "Deep Throat," believing it's
a spy movie.
14) Convinced your pet is an extra-terrestrial.

                    Dharma Bum
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    _ /   ___/~~~    /------------\    |     when a hearse goes by,
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  \ _________________|____-_|-______|_____________) the next to die?"
   <____//   \|______|______|_______|_//   \)_____>
         \___/    aka Alan Seaver;     \___/
              

From: jcpaul@pipeline.com (Judith Paulson)
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paul.dimitriadis@canrem.com (Paul Dimitriadis) wrote: 
>That's all I can come up with at the moment.. anyone got anymore? 
 
15. you actually like reading all the net-picking about the show on
alt.tv.x-files.... 
16. you pick up old cigarette butts looking for listening devices.... 
17. you use more Mulder & Scullyisms than Mulder & Scully; even your
friends don't understand why you've suddenly burst out laughing.... 
18. you become phobic about things on your desk being moved and by
people... in... black....  
19. you stop in the middle of roads late at night to check for time lapses
with your stopwatches....  
20. you finally come to believe that your gold fish are immortal and don't
need to feed them anymore....

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>That's all I can come up with at the moment.. anyone got anymore?

21. You unexplainably find yourself swimming in a red speedo.

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From: mcedward@k12.ucs.umass.edu (Morgan C Edward (Lenox MHS 98))
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22. You write a "You know you're a Phyle when..." list
23. You find your self not going to school dances on friday night 
because you don't want to miss the X-Files

Happy X-Phyling...
-- 
Morgan Edwards                                  mcedward@k12.ucs.umass.edu
(413)637-0860                                   Lenox, Massachusetts
                  "The Truth is Out There"      

