From: YANJUNA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu


Subject: Patrick Stewart Interview in Playboy


Message-ID: <1687C11E61.YANJUNA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu>


Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 20:21:53 EDT





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   Q: If you didn 't have to go through channels, whom would you fire from the


starship Enterprise?


   A: I would fire Commander Riker because he perpetually reminds Captain


Picard of his mortality, certainly as far as sexual matters are concerned.  I


would fire Commander Data because he doesn't seem to understand the meaning of


the word concise.  I would fire Geordi LaForge because his technical


terminology goes right over the captain's head and, therefore, I have to take


recourse in simply saying "Make it so" when it is perfectly clear that the


captain hasn't understood a word.  [See footnote at the end]  I'd fire


Lieutenant Worf simply for being Lieutenant Worf.  I'd fire Dr. Crusher


becuase she has a look that is capable of suggesting not just two things but


a dozen things -- most of which the captain feels inadequate to cope with.


And I would certainly fire Counselor Troi because her costume reminds me


of how unattractive I feel mine is.





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                                   Junsok Yang (YANJUNA @YALEVM.YCC)


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 





