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Greets, I have been working vigoriously on several new text releases as
well on music for KLF... As to date I have released one text that
documented my arrest by some moronic 3rd world police... Since then
nothing in the way of legal proceedings has occured... Although the
rumors fly and in my city paranoia complex 5 is running wild... So from
my archives of finished and non released texts I bring to the public my
latest gem "Media Manipulation- ".

Furthermore I take all credit unless elsewise stated.. Always encrypt...
Support the authors of fine text files, shareware, commercial
programmers, EFF, PGP, and a million other who I should mention but for
lack of better thought haven't...

Support your rights... the freedom to excercise them... and freedom to
take part, change, and manipulate the government in any way you so feel
fit to do - thus further exploiting the SCANDAL...

Enough- Onward H0!

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Gee wiz remember back when the media was a small child.. How innocent,
how nieve, how entertaining? Oh yes in the Golden years of Hollywood and
the big screen, our home setS in their black and white splendor were
splashed with vivid life like story lines, believeable characters, and
moreover a great happiness and feeling of security...

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  NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEW FLASH NEWS
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Two inmates have escaped from a maximum security prison.. I repeat...
The two were both serving life sentences for their roles in over 50
murders of ex-golden TV stars, drug smuggling, software piracy, and
excessive attempts to exercise their CONSTITUITIONAL FreedomS... The two
should be considered dangerous....

(LA la LA la LA) - tappering to sleep dominted by greet mouth droll
                   excretion, unfortunately once again gaining
                   consciousness....


We Now Return You To "Pathetic American Dreams"
(About a family of 5 living happily in suburbia, exceeding in helping  )
(corporate America | grow... Facing Real issues like- which rogue to   )
(use, Mercedes vs  | BMW, and 100 other bone chilling realistic stories)
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                   --------------------2 parents, 2.2 kids, and a dog

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ZIp! Cosmic dust momentarily fills the screen and wow back to SUBURIHELL
TV time 10 hours later- reality 1:36 seconds... all is merry accept for
the recycled plot... Problem=Solution=Happy Ending...
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And Oh it was grand what 1986 or 1987 and what is his name Mr Walsh My Kid got
fucked up and kidnapped so I started the MiLk Cartooooone club ... geez
what is HE sooo impotent.. Or  doesn't he know the kid is replaceable
(aka 15 minutes + months super K-Rad impregenation kit)
"Hi and welcome".. all the friendly bullshit...
Oooooo wow it is dat' Elliot Ness Doood from the Untouchables isn't
it... fucking loser...

Anyways... I think his name was something else... but still some common
fascioust name...John Walsh or something.. so then they go and show America
these "Dangerous Criminals", that somehow managed to lubricate all the proper
orfices and escape Uncle Scam and George BUlSHit.. and wow dangerous criminals
... oh no... Instant hit... Ratings soared... everyone talked... and even a
1-800 number to notify authorities if you spot one of these fugitives...
Boy did people ever call 30 calls a day and more... and whatever
happened to the people they misidentified??? anyone know... Oh but they
were gravely inconvienced...

Scenario Mode On-
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3am only the crickets and a few "Chosen Men" can be heard scuffling
harmlessly(?)where's dat come from... oh this is Ficitional) through the
crisp early autumunal air... Two mintues twenty eight seconds later and
minus a door or several you see 10 heavily armed men surrounding a quite
suprised Wilfred J Victim standing unclothed with exception of those
grand discolored holly over used drawers... Cops rifles, handguns, and
of course maglites and clubs drawn...

"Put your fucking hands on top of your head"- BOOP GAFFLED...
"Want some more come on punk...."
"Tell us where ya got X,Y,and Z where your gun"

"I I I I dunno what is going on"-Victim
"Dont PLAY stupid with us we know"-MC THICK GAFFLER BIF FACIOUST PIG
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                          -that always makes me laugh... just tell him
                          since ya know everything why are you asking me
                          questions sure fire tick off


followed by a nightcap of several dozen unreported clubbing, thuggings,
and furthermore blatent attacks on a defenseless person...

Miranda rights reading....yummy... you have you have... lawyer right
to... give up these right used against you... one will be appointed...

{1)lawyer... they can have you in "Captivity" for 36(?) hours and refuse}
{you a lawyer by law during this time                                   }

{2)give up the right... it doesnt matter if you do or dont say anything}
{they will still interject any falsehood they do desire...             }

{3)lawyer appointed... disgusting... 1 lawyer represents EVERYONE in   }
{that court without any formal introduction prior to the actual case   }

So our discobobulated now gaffled Wilfred J Victim is hauled down to the
pig slewn infested haven booked bare chested and all... printed and
mugged.... His family cries and wonders runs everywhere looking to come
up with that good ole bail bond money (dats another story)and that is if
he is lucky or not aka Held with bail).. so Several dozen phone calls
later and about 36-48 hours later along comes his grieving family asking
questions and looking for answers... But no one can tell them anything
but the run around... So for a brighter outlook he gets released... So
now his face is known around town as a wanted and hunted fugitive... his
wife, relatives, and most of all his children suffer extreme questions
and harassment by the normality (aka fascioust conformists) so life goes
on he must obtain ducket$ (aka financial dividend$ aka money) for a
re$pectable, decent, co$tly (aka overpriced underworked) attorney/lawyer
so the big day comes and Mr Victim at best gets what a fucking apology
for all his financial burden, tramtic meetings, demise of character
(defined as 10% destroying of ones character). Oh W0W P0p Wooopie shit..
And on it goes again and again nationwide... perhaps even worldwide with
international coverage of most "HIT" American TV shows.... Oh no I can't
wait...

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Hey mon funky reggae toon dood and what about that big tough announcer
voice...  On location in what this week -huh I wanna know- maybe they will
show me.. huh how about me oooh I know him... haha look at him haha...
oh what a big tough cop.... oooh look at those 2 females cops handle
that tough 13 year old... I am impressed, now the streets are safe for
every crippled 75 non-bowl controlling old bag to crawl the sidewalks..
RIGHT...

and we are glazed with the tramatic exploits of law enforcement and
media at its worst... over and over week after week more and more...
People getting caught, arrested, beat on, thrown in jail... But why
don't they show some high speed chases with hmmmm-- ME? huh, I get away and
they get pissed... Nooooo never wonder how many retakes and false leads
it takes to make an episode.. and why don't they show some cops getting
wasted? and why no Rodney Kings... oh gotta look good for the glossy
Neon Filled, ratings motivated, sold out, facioust, capilistic, imperialistic
controlled mind blinding media and the flock of goats (aka facioust
public) whom blindly support (aka follows)...

Oh how I love it boom boom boom another one bites the dust...

and if all this wasn't bad enough to make that glass of milk ya just
drank curdle in your stomach.... Now we have....

GLADSH! Flash! Bash! Mooo! sPLIP!


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Now 1992 almost 1993 and this piece of shit hits the airwaves...
actually the show content of the mere 1 episode I had seen was that of
murder... sobbing morons ... "Oh I can't believe it"- SHUT UP BITCH...
and not to say this isn't reality- cause it is... actually I somewhat
enjoyed the show... all those grieving big boys and girls crying so we
all can see while we (aka not me the facioust) and sit and fondle the
channel clicker (aka remote control for you educated techno-philes) and
curl up with the fat-ass bhhhaaag of Cheeezzz Doodles yeah boyeee while
slurping down some good ole 2 liters or litres if ya want of some
bio-chemical hazardous liquid that removes rust from nails, eat holes in
metal and furthermore makes your ass move nice and quickly (aka if ya
know what I am saying)
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ANd what AbOu-|-  Geraldo that ugly BrOken N0ze Spic- Biased cr0OkeD
chin,  hammer/|\ime DieG0 wanna Be, lets fight on stage, non GrEEn card
keePiN, piece of shit- oooooo00000HHH dem hackers... and T0DAy on 9am
(when all the nebshit old ChEEETOZzz eating bitches are) home thoZe
greaT Topics... like "Gay Bungy Cord Jumpers" or "Men Who Prefer Having
Anal Sex with Their Wives Sister" and Scum Fuck lowlife who speaks
English about as well as most text file writers portray, reproduces
through some alien like skin 0000oooozzz and furthermore makes me want
to sharpen cutlery on my bare forearm while pouring CloR0x down my
throat, totally proves the mass quanity stooopidity of the majority (aka
democratic rule) is headed towards unspecified destruction (aka Fuckage
Beyond the point of Mutilation)

And there is Oprah (perhaps it should be Ofrah) this bitch does more
weight shit that the continental fault through California... Her black
ass is a trip... Ok yeah lets marry a white rich guy.... yeah and get
fatter... and I still can't talk and my voice is fake... and hey watch
me eat this cake in 1 bite... no journalism skills... that fake ass
wanna be Jane Pauley voice... and topics that furthermore feed the Miss
Clairol Hair Color Using, Revlon (we test on animals), Microwave abusin,
strawberry dush using, my pads got wing tips (like they'd fucking fly
right), plastic applicator inserting, fat ass, Dexatrim eatin, Richard
Simmons Sweating to Oldies buying, mostly suburbinite, 23-60 bitch
population ... who furthermore exploits every fucking male to the
maximum capicity tolerable by simply supporting this moronic self
created monstrosity.

Ohhhhh and who else do we have- Donahue... he is well Ok ... for the
most part prettty unbiased... which is a fucking change... but he still
sucks big shalom....

and well a million more ya can think of (like I watch all this shit)...

and we got Inside Story... which is alot of bullshit with some filler
for false security... like well Uncle Scam caught In Da' Act.. some
politician busting... some coverups exploits.. then some off the wall
moron bullshit... sorta like the National Enquirer + Newspeak
televised... good but it still sucks yarn through yer R0D!

and the list goes on and on and on...

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(TRUE LINE OF A SKITZOOOOOOOO)

What ever happened to good ole Mayberry good and Barney and Andy... or
Pancho and whatever the CHIPS grew... ya I can solve this case by
hitting on these tasteeee hoes.... (ohhh no I say one of dem bitch hoer
slut pig bitch words... women libers are goin to get me - NOT HOE!)


What happened to the basic founding fundamentals on which this GREAT
(aka used to be) based upon? Where did all this empty rhetoric come
from? I am sorry Rodney I just can't stop...

Anyone remember how or why America came about? because the fugitives
(aka rejects, deportees, poor huddled masses, aka trash, lowlife, scum
bags, degenertes) needed a place to go... to restart or to start, to
build, grow and prosper... A place where one could trust another, where
the unity of people was the key... where the people stood and fought for
their own... for the people... where the government was not against the
people but for the people and of the people... So what the fuck
happened?

Simple but long... under the Constituition and Bill of Rights the
government was to be an elected government with limiting terms with
multi-evenly enpowered branches to counter balance and further
equalizing and questioning any law or proceeding... Great system for 13
colonies... but now there are 50 states and more racial diversity than
ever... not even considering the massive increase in population,
technology and loss of church, structure, and morals. Under the
Constituition the government was to be an elected (Democratic)
procedure...

        But then some moron came up with the brilliant idea of the
ellectorial college... probably because the fucking white collar, summer
home owning, 3.5 Collge GPA, IVY League, no life, prostitute buying,
German car driving, Wheeties eating, Suburbanite living, anti-gay,
anti-black, anti-bill of rights, 100K making, honest person bashing,
usually over 40, grey hair, wanna be religious-pious-honest, could
imagine having to actually count to several million and couldn't even
today understand how to run Wordperfect therefore wouldn't realize that
a properly installed computer system could provide nearly flawless carefree,
quick, and accurate stats on demand immediately... So it really isn't no
longer a democratic process on the Presidential level...

and it goes on... once in American history you could be fined and
imprisoned for not growing hemp... Today you can be jailed quite harshly
for possesing hemp... Neat all with in under 100 years ... Interesting
how the 'Industrial Revolution' of the late 1800's rendered our rights
useless and today non existant... it was known by our forefathers that
if you wanted to be Independent from the European powers that supressed
you must grow more hemp... and today... every other TV clipping of the
news or one of the neat PRO-COP, PRO-POLICE, PRO-ESTABLISHMENT,
ANTI-CIVIL RIGHTS PIGS sending some one down river or busting some major
deal or another murder involving drugs...

I am not advocating the usage of drugs nor am I condemning... simply
from a PRO-RIGHTS perspective I am saying... the current means of media
manipulation and violent denial of fundamental given rights is blatently
being ignored.  The drugs do NOT cause the problems... the people do... as
to say the drugs influence or 'make' the people rob and kill is quite
ill-mannered and benign to say the least... The problem was always there
the person (aka aggressor aka moron abuser) just was 'inspired' by the
lucid potion may it be drugs, alchol, cigarettes or whatever... the
proper stimulus was interjected at the proper time thus producing the
negative effect... If the stimulus was not present the quanity,
suppressed anger/discontent over a longer span of time through every day
living and self-realization eventaully would become apparent... Simple
quanity over-load simple math...

America tried prohibition... why? cause the common people, the public
were making the product and Uncle Scam and his morons weren't getting a
cut... So they raided, murdered, and burned whatever got in there way...
later their decision was withdrawn and alchol became legal... Today
corporate America runs the alchol producing companies... it is illegal
to produce your own alchol... and most sporting events and musical shows
are sponsored by whom? Yet alchol causes more death by vehicular
homicide than anything else... costs our medical system countless
millions for liver damage, brain damage and a host of others that are
stimulate by the lucid potion... not even to mention the broken homes
with abusive parents and untolerable conditions due to the lucid
potions... but yet it still is legal and glamourized all day every
Sunday during football season isn't it? Why do they show buxom,
beautiful babes in their commercials...?? why don't they show Jim The Bum
with no teeth some tattered clothes, his coinbox, his can/bottle, slowly
decaying on one of our inner city streets... or how about Mr Smith who
likes to get all lit up and beat on his wife and kids... Oh media
manipulation.... What a brave new world... once again all within 100
years...

Today, Tommorow and the Infinity Clause
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        As it goes, One person alone can't change the world... All
        throughout life practically from the first moment we all climbed
        out the wretched hole of love we were bullshitted from sold out
        morons that each of us were special or unique... several years
        later the authoritarian figures in everyones lives withdrew and
        revised that whole theory and replaced it with "Thou are equal
        to all others and not special nor unique nor important" and most
        of us gave up and fell for the farm... we bought the clothes,
        did the drugs at the parties, screwed the skaNkEEY h00es, got
        the fucked up hair do's and whatever it took to be cool or
        accepted... and well most of the people out there today still
        fucking do it... they think that is the "right" way to be...
        maybe for some people with an IQ equal to their age whom think
        the world is all fucking great, it IS fine... and I do not bother
        wasting in excess of 30 seconds urinating on their Azelayas...
        Furthermore they reproduce (aka replicate) children whom act,
        look and follow like goats as good ole mom and dad... asshole
        generation to the second power... The Only reason I bother to
        live and write and to spread my masterful works is in hope that
        perhaps this might persuade 1 lonely, scarry, lost from the path
        of reality person to go out and say 'FUCK IT' and do something
        off the wall without caring or thinking.. To stop for once in
        life and quit caring about what everyone else thinks and think
        about themselves and be who or what they wanted... to do the
        unthinkable and dream the dream of a lifetime.. There were silly
        parts and real parts and others here that well ya might have
        gone Huh?... but that is all good... Diversity not be death but
        by decision... Know that anyone can do anything and money makes
        you anything you want to be...

  Once there was a divider... between politics and art... the 2 factions
were quite seperate on most every political and social issue... then
Horrorwood decided and came to the brave realization when TV hit the
homes that controversy and gossip is what people needed, some capitalized
and today they profit quite nicely I am sure... People like Arnold
Schwartzanager are politically active (wow he'll make a change -N0T- Bush
supporter) but sure as hell beats Hanoi Hannnah (Jane Fonda) of the 60's
for political activism... some people although like Sting do invest their
time and money more wisely as in projects such as Waldenwoods, Greenpeace
and several other mostly worthy agencys..

  The average person is just another statistic in the census, just
another targeted mailing list, just another momentary donomination to
some foreign owned company.. Scare them .. Who? Capitalistic America of
course... don't buy their products, boycott their stores, and site them
for enviormental, sexual and whatever offenses you feel fit... let them
know America is drinking the lucid potion - n0 m0re... Cause a market
analyists nightmare... Cause the accountants to works overtime pulling on
there receding hairlines... Cause Wall Street and all the Coke snorting
assholes who own and run it to worry about making their next payment on
their BMW ... Frame an idiot TODAY!  Yell Rape, FIRE or whatever else you
feel like it... take America back in grand style... Be free... Free you
jailed brothers and sisters alike who daily are treated like animals...
and at your cost, a toon of 3+ million prisoners in the US (more than
any other country on earth) which every year is increasing by over 30%
and more... costing you and me countless dollars not to mention all the
wasted talent, wasted lives, ruined, lonely and suffering families just
to start.

   We started in November of 1992 by throwing George Bush's ass out and
let every other political scum wad as well as anyone else who is on this
invincibilty trip know that we will have no more... the time has come to
take what is yours and what is mine... Show them the mercy they show
you- N0NE... Nothing is FREE in life? Wrong... take it... take
everything that is not yours... take theirs... You say security...
I say loopholes... Security has loopholes ... Loopholes are easily found
and easily defeated... False security for false people shall we say...

Conclusion
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   Life is what you make of it. Period. we have all heard this but it is
quite true.. The media manipulates people and encourages people to do
things. Simply partially subliminal and some obvious... sexual enuendos
on every other station... glamourized and comical depicitions of rape,
murder, etc. easily manipulated to be stimuli to promote and welcome
brutual acts of misjustice... and justifiable is this theory... People
like gossip and the producers need new materials for new mini series,
movies, and Tv Pilots... The mindless majority following sheep feed the
corporate monster and the corporate monster creates mindless
entertainment and more lucid potion and so forth endlessly- til I knock
the fucking satellites out of fucking space and BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN...
and I dont think it would hurt to nuke Washington DC... where most
corporate scum collects in a giant cess-pole... funny how a region so
small has the highest homicide rate- and more government employees and
security per square inch than anywhere else... and I am so sure the
government is ran by upstanding law abiding individuals who look to lead
our country into the year 2000 stronger than ever... NOT

   Print this file out... Photocopy it... put it up in your school,
   library, Country Club or any place else you find a thumb tack, tape,
   gum and 2 inches of space to paste it to... Wake someone up, show the
   lost majority the road to divinity..


   Together - You Me and the person next to you can make a difference...
   Let your voice be heard... if ya don't like the political choices
   come election day don't boycott the voting booth or Rock The Vote...
   have fun... be original come up with some wise ideas.. just write in
   cartoon characters... who knows maybe Ren and Stimpy will be elected
   to some political offices next voting day...

   Be Free ... Rave On...

"The Politicians are corrupt and the water is poison"

Once again I say - Oh fascioust cattle follow capitalistic corporate
America to your slaughter...
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