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From: jq07+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jennifer Quirin)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: AGH!  26 Jan episode
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Did the 26 Jan episode appear anywhere else out there, or has TP
been cancelled?  I turned on my TV tonight to the Pittsburgh ABC aff.
to find a show about wrestlers!  ACK!

If someone else has seen the 26 Jan episode and has a videotape of it,
it would be greatly appreciated if you could send mail to one of the
addresses in the .sig in reply.

THanks!

jen
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From: rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson)
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Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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Date: 27 Jan 91 21:33:57 GMT
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In article <kbcYSq_00WB64Uj18O@andrew.cmu.edu> jq07+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jennifer Quirin) writes:
>Did the 26 Jan episode appear anywhere else out there, or has TP
>been cancelled?  I turned on my TV tonight to the Pittsburgh ABC aff.
>to find a show about wrestlers!  ACK!

It was great!  Cooper continued his search for property in Twin
Peaks--he's now obsessed with living off the land and recycling.  The
scene where Andy got head stuck in the Clivus Multrum was great.
Shelley and Leo made up; Leo seems to have mellowed considerably
because of his trauma.  Audrey seems to be falling into the clutches
of some sort of pipe-smoking guru type who runs something called the
Church of the S-somethingorother (we couldn't see the whole word),
Donna pulled off a daring rescue of James--boy does he look silly in
women's clothes!--and we get some insight into why Lucy's hair looks
that way.  The Wyndham Earle plot went nowhere--the shot we saw of him
introducing himself in the previews turns out to be from a commercial
for a used-car dealership!

Questions and thoughts:
--what the heck was Johnny Horne doing driving a *police car*??
--anyone notice that Leo seems to have one of those three-triangle
  symbols tatooed on his hand?
--the food fight between Pete, Doc and Ben was stupid--and where did
  they get the pie?  There was no pie there at the beginning of the scene?
--I'm glad Dick is finally dead, though of *course* they had to
  mention that he had a twin brother.  Sheesh.
--So Andrew Packard is a *diabetic*. . . hmmm. . . 
--anyone notice the llama turned up again?  Can Dr. Bob Lydecker be
  far behind?

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

         "I pissed on the man who called me a dog.  Why 
          was he so surprised?"    --Diogenes


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <4897@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>In article <kbcYSq_00WB64Uj18O@andrew.cmu.edu> jq07+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jennifer Quirin) writes:
>>Did the 26 Jan episode appear anywhere else out there, or has TP
>>been cancelled?  I turned on my TV tonight to the Pittsburgh ABC aff.
>>to find a show about wrestlers!  ACK!
>
>It was great!  Cooper continued his search for property in Twin
>Peaks--he's now obsessed with living off the land and recycling.  The
>scene where Andy got head stuck in the Clivus Multrum was great.

I tuned in late and missed that scene. Could someone send me a tape? 
(Beta, please.) I'll gladly reimburse you.

>Shelley and Leo made up; Leo seems to have mellowed considerably
>because of his trauma.  Audrey seems to be falling into the clutches
>of some sort of pipe-smoking guru type who runs something called the
>Church of the S-somethingorother (we couldn't see the whole word),
>Donna pulled off a daring rescue of James--boy does he look silly in
>women's clothes!

Yes! HA-HA! The image of him on his bike in a miniskirt was priceless!
Pure Lynch!
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:

>Questions and thoughts:
>--what the heck was Johnny Horne doing driving a *police car*??

Good question.  If you listen to him carefully while he is
mumbling, you can almost hear him say something about owls.
At least I think that's what he was saying.

>--anyone notice that Leo seems to have one of those three-triangle
>  symbols tatooed on his hand?

YES!  I wonder when they had time to abduct Leo.

>--the food fight between Pete, Doc and Ben was stupid--and where did
>  they get the pie?  There was no pie there at the beginning of the scene?

Think about it.  This happened in the RR where pies abound!

>--I'm glad Dick is finally dead, though of *course* they had to
>  mention that he had a twin brother.  Sheesh.

I know what you mean.  I breathed a sigh of relief when little Nickie
finally offed Dick, but when his twin brother showed up, I almost
vomited.

>--So Andrew Packard is a *diabetic*. . . hmmm. . .

Huh?  I don't remember that...

>--anyone notice the llama turned up again?  Can Dr. Bob Lydecker be
>  far behind?

Scary thought.  A better question might be if the OAM can be far
behind.

All in all, though, the 26Jan episode was pretty awesome.

Brett
--
bvickers@ics.uci.edu|"One who would guide a leader of men in the uses of life
brett@ucippro.bitnet| Will warn him against the use of arms for conquest.
                    | Even the finest arms are an instrument of evil:
                    | An army's harvest is a waste of thorns." - _Tao Te Ching_


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   And they got Agnes de Pesto as a temp while Lucy was applying for work as
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In article <1991Jan27.232350.2946@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:
>
>   And they got Agnes de Pesto as a temp while Lucy was applying for work as
>a waitress at the RR

	ARE you all Bsing or did this episode take place?  I saw no
listing of it whatsoever, and although KVIA is the shittiest excuse for
a network affiliate there is (they rarely if ever show an entire week's
worth of stuff without something gettin gshuffled somewhere or dropped),
I was under the impression that there was no episode for 1/26/91..

	Don't PLAY with our minds like that!

	If the episode DID happen, can someone get me a copy?

Bob


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <6231@spdcc.SPDCC.COM> rdonahue@spdcc.COM (Bob Donahue) writes:
>
>	If the episode DID happen, can someone get me a copy?

Normally I'd be able to send you one, but I had troubles with 
my VCR last night--didn't realize it wasn't running until
we saw the scene with the mark on Leo's hand--I wanted to play
it back to get a better look at it later, and that's when I
realized that the VCR hadn't been taping.

Damn!



--Mike


P.S. I'm with Brett--I missed the bit about Andrew Packard's being
a diabetic.



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mnemonic@eff.org            |  to myself, is classified ... though the keeping
Electronic Frontier         |  of secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now."
Foundation                  |                   --Major Garland Briggs


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In article <1991Jan28.004427.10251@eff.org> mnemonic@eff.org (Mike Godwin) writes:

>P.S. I'm with Brett--I missed the bit about Andrew Packard's being
>a diabetic.

I dunno, maybe I'm wrong (that's never happened before!)--what else
would Packard be doing with all that insulin?  That *was* insulin,
wasn't it?


-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

         "I pissed on the man who called me a dog.  Why 
          was he so surprised?"    --Diogenes


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bvickers@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) writes:

>rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:

>>Questions and thoughts:

>>--I'm glad Dick is finally dead, though of *course* they had to
>>  mention that he had a twin brother.  Sheesh.

>I know what you mean.  I breathed a sigh of relief when little Nickie
>finally offed Dick, but when his twin brother showed up, I almost
>vomited.

No! No! No! You were fooled.  The fact that the Mysterious Guy showed
up in the background just >after< Dick mumbles his dying message to be
sent to his twin brother, doesn't mean that the Mysterious Guy is his
twin brother.  It's Jonathon.  (I thought it was Pete at first, but
after freeze framing it's >clearly< Jonathon).

(Did anyone else notice that the one shot of Invitation to Love didn't
mirror or foreshadow the TP action very well?  Or, at least, not as
well as last season -- TP is definitely slipping)

>Brett
>--
>bvickers@ics.uci.edu|"One who would guide a leader of men in the uses of life
>brett@ucippro.bitnet| Will warn him against the use of arms for conquest.
>                    | Even the finest arms are an instrument of evil:
>                    | An army's harvest is a waste of thorns." - _Tao Te Ching_


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ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:

>   And they got Agnes de Pesto as a temp while Lucy was applying for work as
>a waitress at the RR

Yeah, it was a real thrill to see her again.  

So, I was sort of surprised at the resolution of the James subplot.  I mean,
who would think that even someone as dumb as him would agree to play with fire?
The way in which he took care of Evelyn, Jeffrey and the chauffeur was at
the same time grotesque and fascinating, and utterly Lynch.  It is a supreme
pleasure to have him directing again.  Such a pity it won't last.

Incidentally, did anyone else catch the subtle foreshadowing at the end of
the episode?  In the note that Audrey takes from her father's desk?  I
was able to freeze on the words on the paper.  Using my computer to blow it
up, I read the following:
hguorht eht krad fo erutuf tsap
Eht naicigam sgnol ot ees
Eno stnahc tuo neewteb owt sdlrow
Erif, klaw htiw em.

siht edopsipe reven deneppah
Eseht elpoep era gnittihsllub uoy
Txen edosipe si no yraurbef 2
No 19/91/1 ti dias "Ni Owt Skeew"

I'm not sure what the note means, but the suddenly serious expression on 
Audrey's face after she reads it leads me to suspect the worst.  Any ideas?


-- 
Sanjiv Sarwate				"But what is truth?
sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu		Is truth unchanging law?
BITNET: SANJIV@UIUCVMD.BITNET		We both have truths.
					Are mine the same as yours?"


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Twin Peaks Season Two Episode 14 (2014)

[Opening Credits]

TWIN PEAKS

Starring
Kyle MacLachlan
Michael Ontkean

Madchen Amick
Dana Ashbrook
Richard Beymer
Lara Flynn Boyle
Sherilyn Fenn
Warren Frost
Peggy Lipton
James Marshall
Everett McGill
Jack Nance
Kimmy Robertson
Joan Chen as Jocelyn Packard
Dan O'Herlihy as Andrew Packard
and
Piper Laurie as Catherine Martell

Created by Mark Frost & David Lynch

[Commercial Break]

Starring
Eric Da Re
Harry Goaz
Michael Horse

Guest Starring
Chris Mulkey
Ian Buchanan
David Duchovny
Wendy Robie
Don Davis
Gary Hershberger
Annette McCarthy
Nicholas Love

Music Composed & Conducted by Angelo Badalamenti

Producer
Harley Peyton

Supervising Producer
Gregg Fienberg

Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles

Directed by Alan Smithee

[Ending Credits]

Executive Producers
Mark Frost
David Lynch

[Commerical Break]

Co-Producer
Robert Engels

Co-Producer
Robert D. Simon

Associate Producer
Philip Neel

Director of Photography
Frank Byers

Production Designer
Richard Hoover

Editor
Toni Morgan

Coordinating Producer                   Tim Harbert
Post Production Supervisor              John Wentworth

Original & Series Casting by
Johanna Ray, C. S. A.

Starring
Kenneth Welsh
as Windom Earle

Co-Starring
Jesse Ventura                           J. R. Dobbs
Craig MacLachlan                        Dead Man #2 and #3
Carel Struycken                         The Giant
Johnny Horne                            Robert Bauer

"Invitation to Love"
Lance Davis				Chet
Linda Evans                             Marla
Peter Michael Goetz			Jared

Production Manager                      Gregg Fienberg
Unit Production Manager                 Robert D. Simon
First Assistant Director                Scott Cameron

2nd Assistant Director                  Randy Barbee
2nd 2nd Assistant Director              Marty Mericka

Production Controller                   Nowell B. Grossman
Production Accountant                   Connie Dolph
Supervising Coordinator                 Joseph Montrone
Production Coordinator                  Sabrina S. Nathanson
Production Secretary                    Lauren McAuliffe

Script Supervisor                       Cori Glazer
Camera Operator                         Lex Du Pont
1st Assistant Camera                    Billy Brao
2nd Assistant Camera                    Rick Drapkin

Set Decorator                           Kerry Oaksmith
Construction Coordinator                Keith Cox
Property Master                         Jeffery Moore
Property Assistant                      Richard Robinson
Lead Painter                            Dave Robinson

Costume Designer                        Sara Markowitz
Costume Supervisor                      Laurie L. Hudson
Make-up                                 Carla Roseto Fabrizi
Hair                                    Annette E. Fabrizi
Make-up/Hair Assistant                  Linda A. Vallejo

Gaffer                                  Robert Ferrara
Key Grip                                Irv Katz
Sound Mixer                             Don Summer, C.A.S.
Art Department Coordinator              Jula Bell

Transportation Coordinator              Steve Boyd
Transportation Captain                  Greg Van Dyke
Location Liaison                        Barry Gremillion
Casting Associate                       Elaine J. Huzzar

Unit Publicist                          Paula K. Shimatsu-U.
Assistant to David Lynch                Debby Trutnik
Assistant to Mark Frost                 Kim L. Wilson
Assistant to Gregg Fienberg             Emily Fincher
Writers Assistant                       Lori Tulli-Mitchell

Music Editor                            Lori L. Eschler
Supervising Sound Editor                Richard Taylor
Sound Editors                           Patrick McCormick
                                        Richard F. Davis
                                        Tom de Gorter
Re-recording Mixers                     Gary Alexander
                                        Adam Jenkins

Orchestrations                          Angelo Badalamenti
Synthesizer                             Kinny Landrum
Assistant Film Editor                   Alexis Seymour
Assistant Music Editor                  Rick Woods
Post Production Coordinator             Elizabeth Fox
Post Production Associate               Chris Brown
Apprentice Film Editors                 Bambi Sickafoose
                                        Bob Allen

Assorted wardrobe provided by           The Greif Company
Logging Vehicles provided by            WHITEGMC Trucks & Whit-Log Trailers
Extras Casting                          Superior Casting, Inc.

Titles & Opticals by                    Pacific Title
Color by                                de luxe (R)
Telecine and Electronic Post
        Production                      Encore Video
Telecine Colorist                       Drew Marsh
Post Production Sound & 
        Sound Effects by                TODD-AO/Glen Glenn Studios
Lenses and Panaflex (R) Camera by       Panavision (R)
Dolby Surround (TM)

Copyright MCMLXCI by
Lynch/Frost Productions, Inc.
All rights reserved

The persons and events portrayed are intended to be entirely fictional
and any resemblance to actual persons or events is merely coincidental.

This motion picture is protected under Laws of the United States
and other countries.  Unauthorized duplication, distribution or
exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution.

In association with
PROPAGANDA FILMS

SPELLING ENTERTAINMENT, Inc.

LYNCH/FROST PRODUCTIONS



-- 
 David E. Coufal                                   coufal@owl.caltech.edu
           "One time I removed all the hair from a mouse 
            with Nair-Hair just to see what it looked like.
            And it looked beautiful." - David K. Lynch


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Date: 28 Jan 91 05:34:43 GMT
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In article <1991Jan28.014951.25456@Neon.Stanford.EDU> michaelg@Neon.Stanford.EDU (Michael Greenwald) writes:
>bvickers@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) writes:
>>rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:

>>>--I'm glad Dick is finally dead, though of *course* they had to
>>>  mention that he had a twin brother.  Sheesh.

>>I know what you mean.  I breathed a sigh of relief when little Nickie
>>finally offed Dick, but when his twin brother showed up, I almost
>>vomited.

>No! No! No! You were fooled.  The fact that the Mysterious Guy showed
>up in the background just >after< Dick mumbles his dying message to be
>sent to his twin brother, doesn't mean that the Mysterious Guy is his
>twin brother.  It's Jonathon.  (I thought it was Pete at first, but
>after freeze framing it's >clearly< Jonathon).

Whew, I'm glad someone else saw that scene my way.  I didn't think
that guy (if it *was* a guy) was Dick's twin.  Dick just said "must
tell Ned. . . my twin, you know. . . we never. . . got on too well,
you see." etc., and then in the next shot we see this "guy" watching.
When Brett said it *was* Dick's twin, I couldn't figure out what I
missed.

On the other hand, I didn't see it as Jonathan either.  Could it be
what's his name, Eckert?  But what would the whole Nick'n'Dick
storyline have to do with Eckert anyway?  (Of course, now that the
secret of Nicky's parentage is out of the bag, anything could happen.)
Oh well, I'm sure it'll all be made clear in about six months.

>(Did anyone else notice that the one shot of Invitation to Love didn't
>mirror or foreshadow the TP action very well?  Or, at least, not as
>well as last season -- TP is definitely slipping)

Oh, I don't know.  Fist fight = food fight . . . not too shabby, I
think.  Good to see Chet survived last season, by the way.  :)


Things We Saw: log truck, sprinklers
Things We Didn't: traffic light, owl
Things I Couldn't Make Out: the special in the RR--<garble> stew?


-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

         "I pissed on the man who called me a dog.  Why 
          was he so surprised?"    --Diogenes


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In article <1991Jan28.032044.2105@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Sanjiv Sarwate) writes:

[regarding James' freakout]

>The way in which he took care of Evelyn, Jeffrey and the chauffeur was at
>the same time grotesque and fascinating, and utterly Lynch.  It is a supreme
>pleasure to have him directing again.  Such a pity it won't last.

So. . . was the actor playing Jeffrey the same guy as the black
general that talked about what a great pilot the Major was, a couple
episodes back?  We couldn't decide.  It sure looked like him, but it
seemed so unlikely.

You know, even while James was completely losing it, he was *still*
boring.  I suspect he'll be out of action pretty soon, though.

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

         "I pissed on the man who called me a dog.  Why 
          was he so surprised?"    --Diogenes


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
Message-ID: <1991Jan28.031048.23047@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG>
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In article <kbcYSq_00WB64Uj18O@andrew.cmu.edu> jq07+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jennifer Quirin) writes:
>Did the 26 Jan episode appear anywhere else out there, or has TP
>been cancelled?  I turned on my TV tonight to the Pittsburgh ABC aff.
>to find a show about wrestlers!  ACK!
>jen

[Thanks to all who composed the marvelous followons to this.]

The previews at the end of the 1/19 show said that TP would be back in _two_
weeks.  Nobody got to see a new TP this weekend.

For the record, the pilot shown was perhaps the most horrendously wretched
piece of crap of the decade, or the current decade plus the 80's.  It wasn't
even campy fun -- it was purely and simply stupid.   I've forgotten its
name already.

I mean, they could have shown _real_ fake wrestling, or "Great Moments of
Petticoat Junction, and come out ahead.

And if TP was behind in its shooting, they could have shown one of the
"China Beach" episodes they have in the can.  ABC has no respect.



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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Summary: insulin motif
Keywords: Major SPOILERS like you wouldn't believe!
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rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes (in article
<4900@vela.acs.oakland.edu>)... 
|In article <1991Jan28.004427.10251@eff.org> mnemonic@eff.org (Mike
|Godwin) writes: 
|
|>P.S. I'm with Brett--I missed the bit about Andrew Packard's being
|>a diabetic.
|
|I dunno, maybe I'm wrong (that's never happened before!)--what else
|would Packard be doing with all that insulin?  That *was* insulin,
|wasn't it?
|

Oh!  That was *insulin*!  Now I understand why they gave him all the
needle references (tying him in with Blackie, et al).

God, I've been losing sleep over that...thanks for clearing it up.

I remain,
-- 
___________________________________________________________________________
"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of  |      SILENCE=DEATH
chocolate bunnies." -- Dale Cooper             |   Live free or shut up.
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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode (SPOILERS)
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <1991Jan28.014951.25456@Neon.Stanford.EDU> michaelg@Neon.Stanford.EDU (Michael Greenwald) writes:
>bvickers@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) writes:
>
>>rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>
>>>Questions and thoughts:
>
>>>--I'm glad Dick is finally dead, though of *course* they had to
>>>  mention that he had a twin brother.  Sheesh.
>
>>I know what you mean.  I breathed a sigh of relief when little Nickie
>>finally offed Dick, but when his twin brother showed up, I almost
>>vomited.
>
>No! No! No! You were fooled.  The fact that the Mysterious Guy showed
>up in the background just >after< Dick mumbles his dying message to be
>sent to his twin brother, doesn't mean that the Mysterious Guy is his
>twin brother.  It's Jonathon.  (I thought it was Pete at first, but
>after freeze framing it's >clearly< Jonathon).

Jonathan, as I recall, was oriental. The "twin brother" didn't
look even vaguely oriental. He *did* look a lot like Dick. I
think it was his twin.

I'm still betting that Nicky isn't a BOB-vessel, though. Let's
face it, as a vehicle for pure evil, a child Nicky's age doesn't
have the options an adult has.

>(Did anyone else notice that the one shot of Invitation to Love didn't
>mirror or foreshadow the TP action very well?  Or, at least, not as
>well as last season -- TP is definitely slipping)

I can deal with that. ITL is just window-dressing. The thing that
really bothers me is that, in the last scene in the sheriff's office,
Lucy was starting to show a noticeable bulge in the abdominal area.
Don't these people bother to keep track of how much time has passed
in TP? She's barely over three months pregnant; she can't possibly
be starting to show it yet.

Oh, one other thing. I thought the vials that Andrew was counting
were morphine, not insulin. I don't think insulin comes in the
vials with glass snap-off tops.

One final thought: the Donna/James reunion and escape was completely
asinine. I mean, what was the point of all that build up, the obvious
con that Evelyn and her "brother" were running on James, then this
incredible let-down ending to the thread? It's like they let an 
amateur writer finish off a part of the story they were tired of, 
and said amateur decided they needed another transvestite to complete
the usual TP duality.

It's really hard for me slam an episode that Lynch directed, but
this one wasn't very good. It goes to show that no director
can overcome such bad writing.

-- 
Dave Mack


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <4897@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>In article <kbcYSq_00WB64Uj18O@andrew.cmu.edu> jq07+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jennifer Quirin) writes:
>>Did the 26 Jan episode appear anywhere else out there, or has TP
>>been cancelled?  I turned on my TV tonight to the Pittsburgh ABC aff.
>>to find a show about wrestlers!  ACK!
>
>Questions and thoughts:
>--what the heck was Johnny Horne doing driving a *police car*??

Lynch *has* to be trying to say something with this. It sure as
hell wasn't a "style" scene, like the wind repeated shots of the
wind blowing through the firs, or the traffic light. It seemed to
have no connection with anything else we've seen. Unless...BOB
entered Leland when he was "young and innocent". Who's more young
and innocent than Johnny Horne?

>--So Andrew Packard is a *diabetic*. . . hmmm. . . 

Say what? Where did you get this?

>--anyone notice the llama turned up again?  Can Dr. Bob Lydecker be
>  far behind?

Not to nitpick, but the brown markings mean that it was an alpaca,
not a llama.

-- 
Dave Mack


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Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode (SPOILERS)
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In article <27A36097.13487@ics.uci.edu> bvickers@ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) writes:
>rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>
>>Questions and thoughts:
>
>>--anyone notice that Leo seems to have one of those three-triangle
>>  symbols tatooed on his hand?
>
>YES!  I wonder when they had time to abduct Leo.

Whoa! The Major was fighting them tooth and nail; of course it took some
time to convert him. Leo - Mr. Potato Head - wouldn't have taken any
time at all.

>>--the food fight between Pete, Doc and Ben was stupid--and where did
>>  they get the pie?  There was no pie there at the beginning of the scene?
>
>Think about it.  This happened in the RR where pies abound!

So what, the scene was still stupid. At least Ben isn't a Civil War
general any more, but now he seems to be drifting toward one of
the Three Stooges. Ben's character seems to have reached its zenith
with the scene of him watching the home movies after his defeat by
Catherine, and now its about to auger in to total inanity.

Was anybody else surprised that Jerry still hadn't shown up?

>>--anyone notice the llama turned up again?  Can Dr. Bob Lydecker be
>>  far behind?
>
>Scary thought.  A better question might be if the OAM can be far
>behind.

I thought the OAM died after being questioned as MIKE in the Great
Northern.

>All in all, though, the 26Jan episode was pretty awesome.

You have to be kidding. This was the worst episode Lynch has
directed. In fact, with the pathetic letdown of the James/Evelyn
thread (which wasn't worth much to begin with) I'd nominate this
as one of the worst episodes of TP to hit the air so far.

-- 
Dave Mack


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Subject: Re: Latest Episode
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After reading the latest comment pertaining to the most recent Twin-Peaks episode, I feel that the observation of the mark on the colonel's neck was not that of the sprinkler which Bob supposedly "escaped through".  With closer inspection, the sprinkler head resembled nothing near to what the colonel had on his neck.  The sprinkler head was completely round with no distinct angles on or around it.  Instead, I feel that the three triangles on the colonel's neck was a symbol of the overall undisclosed force 





that is within the woods--and Bob does live in the woods.

According to Mike, the one armed man, Bob is a familiar and he has proven himself to be a psychic entity with his ability to project himself or his spirit into others, but others meaning living beings (living being the important words).  I do notthink it was to Bob's liking that he should inhabit a sprinkler head or go through it for that matter, for I do believe that it is not possible.  He must have some sort of living host.

One arguement to that may be based upon the fact that Cooper, Truman, and Hawk were the only living possibilities of hosts for Bob to inhabit--they should know if Bob were to be in them.  That could be true; however, it has been proven through Leeland's testimony, or better yet last words, that he had no idea Bob was in him.  Bob could have temporarily been in Hawk just long enough to leave the building and use some sort of animal as his true escape route.

All of these are merely guesses and speculations; however, through Lynch's awesome ability to provide abstract meaningless details, I do not ,by any means, condemn the author of the article in which I am responding to.  I find it very helpfu to be able to discuss these episodes, for they are strange trying to interpret everything alone.

marcus@tahoe.cs.unr.edu 


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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michaelg@Neon.Stanford.EDU (Michael Greenwald) writes:
>>No! No! No! You were fooled.  The fact that the Mysterious Guy showed
>>up in the background just >after< Dick mumbles his dying message to be
>>sent to his twin brother, doesn't mean that the Mysterious Guy is his
>>twin brother.  It's Jonathon.  (I thought it was Pete at first, but
>>after freeze framing it's >clearly< Jonathon).

rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>Whew, I'm glad someone else saw that scene my way.  I didn't think
>that guy (if it *was* a guy) was Dick's twin.  Dick just said "must
>tell Ned. . . my twin, you know. . . we never. . . got on too well,
>you see." etc., and then in the next shot we see this "guy" watching.
>When Brett said it *was* Dick's twin, I couldn't figure out what I
>missed.

Oh come on Rod...  Even though the "mystery man"'s figure was sort of
a silhoutte, you could tell it HAD to be Dick's twin.  The same silly
hair style, the same penchant for tres chic clothing, the same stupid
smirk (*yes*, you CAN make out the smirk).  And Michael, I don't under-
stand how you could possibly think it was Jonathan.  The hair was
enough to exclude him.

I suppose we'll find out next Saturday, though.

On another note, I wonder what Nadine's going to do to Ed now that she
knows about him and Norma...  She just might follow through on that kiss
of death.

--
bvickers@ics.uci.edu|"One who would guide a leader of men in the uses of life
brett@ucippro.bitnet| Will warn him against the use of arms for conquest.
                    | Even the finest arms are an instrument of evil:
                    | An army's harvest is a waste of thorns." - _Tao Te Ching_


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <6231@spdcc.SPDCC.COM> rdonahue@spdcc.COM (Bob Donahue) writes:
>
>	If the episode DID happen, can someone get me a copy?

I have made a copy of the 26Jan episode available for anonymous FTP
from UUNET.UU.NET.  It is located in
/pub/video/twin-peaks/tp-gif[0000001-837487343], with each file
being a frame from the episode.  PLEASE do not ask me to mail these
to you if you do not have internet access.  I will be very busy over
the next few weeks and will be unable to respond to any mail requests.

Each file has been compressed, then encrypted with the key
"WhiteLodge" (case sensitive).

#Ron


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In article <1991Jan27.232350.2946@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:
>
>   And they got Agnes de Pesto as a temp while Lucy was applying for work as
>a waitress at the RR

I hated her. When she suduced Andy I thought for sure Lucy would walk in, 
but she never did. The wardrobe was *good* though. :-)



-Matt Brockaman


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In article <4900@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>In article <1991Jan28.004427.10251@eff.org> mnemonic@eff.org (Mike Godwin) writes:
>
>>P.S. I'm with Brett--I missed the bit about Andrew Packard's being
>>a diabetic.
>
>I dunno, maybe I'm wrong (that's never happened before!)--what else
>would Packard be doing with all that insulin?  That *was* insulin,
>wasn't it?

I was under the impression that it was vials of Blue Goo (tm).
This would explain the way that Andrew Packard was able to throw
Nadine around like he did.  Think about it.


-Matt Brockman


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In article <43292@ut-emx.uucp> js9g@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (S.H. Snyder, Jr. (Jay)) writes:
>|
>|I dunno, maybe I'm wrong (that's never happened before!)--what else
>|would Packard be doing with all that insulin?  That *was* insulin,
>|wasn't it?
>|
>
>Oh!  That was *insulin*!  Now I understand why they gave him all the
>needle references (tying him in with Blackie, et al).
>
>God, I've been losing sleep over that...thanks for clearing it up.
>
>I remain,
 
Didn't look like Insulin to *me*.  I thought it was blue, but then again I
could never figure out what color Deanna Troi's dress was, either.  

BTW, Audrey's note didn't wash - you can't spell BOB backwards, you know.

--
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| "Lizard-Tail tea"                                               |
| "Ooh - been in the family for generations, I bet"               |


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In article <1991Jan28.060955.24293@alembic.acs.com> csu@alembic.acs.com (Dave Mack) writes:

>Was anybody else surprised that Jerry still hadn't shown up?

Not really.  Snappy pacing isn't really one of the strong points here.

>>>--anyone notice the llama turned up again?  Can Dr. Bob Lydecker be
>>>  far behind?

Hey--maybe it was a *vicuna*!

>You have to be kidding. This was the worst episode Lynch has
>directed. In fact, with the pathetic letdown of the James/Evelyn
>thread (which wasn't worth much to begin with) I'd nominate this
>as one of the worst episodes of TP to hit the air so far.

Dave you ignorant slut.  What about the Clivus Multrum scene?  What
about Coopers speech about saving the earth?  What about the Sungenius
references?  Definitely Emmy material.  (kidding)

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

         "I pissed on the man who called me a dog.  Why 
          was he so surprised?"    --Diogenes


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   The truck in the preview looked like Leo's to me.  I think the hitchhiker
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Okay who's pulling my leg...  OUCH Stop that..!!!!!  Was there REALLY a show
on 1/26...  ????  If so I am pleading with someone to make/send me a copy..

Please contact me and I will send you $$ or a blank tape for a copy

Thanks
Susanne Ramsey

ramsey@sundance.llnl.gov
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Subject: Re: Credits for 2014
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coufal@piglet.caltech.edu (David Ernest Coufal) writes:

>Twin Peaks Season Two Episode 14 (2014)

>[Opening Credits]

>TWIN PEAKS

>Starring
>Kyle MacLachlan
>Michael Ontkean

>Madchen Amick
>Directed by: Alan Smithee
			  ------------

Goodness gracious!  Isn't this the standard name directors use when they don't
want their real name to be connected with the project.  I also remember David
Lynch insisted that the same name be used for the directors credit for the
recut TV version of Dune.   Makes one wonder if there is some sort of artistic
backstabbing going on behind the scenes.
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <1991Jan28.032044.2105@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Sanjiv Sarwate) writes:
>ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:
>
>>   And they got Agnes de Pesto as a temp while Lucy was applying for work as
>>a waitress at the RR
>
>Yeah, it was a real thrill to see her again.  

Yeah, except that it wasn't the actress who played Agnes dePesto. It
looks a little bit like her, but it definitely wasn't her.

>
>Incidentally, did anyone else catch the subtle foreshadowing at the end of
>the episode?  In the note that Audrey takes from her father's desk?  I
>was able to freeze on the words on the paper.  Using my computer to blow it
>up, I read the following:
>hguorht eht krad fo erutuf tsap
>Eht naicigam sgnol ot ees
>Eno stnahc tuo neewteb owt sdlrow
>Erif, klaw htiw em.

[etc]

Interesting. I seem to remember reading something about mirror-writing
being common among autistics. This would tie in with Johnny Horne's
suddenly-developed ability to drive a car.

This would seem to trash my theory that Leo is the new BOB. Unless
BOB is bouncing back and forth between Johnny and Leo? Unlikely.
Which would mean that the Major Briggs/Leo/radiation-symbol thread
probably isn't directly connected to the BOB thread. If so, it's
just as well. The whole thing was getting a bit too Byzantine for
me.

-- 
Dave Mack


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Did anyone catch the name of the actor who played the Mysterious Indian
Gentleman?  Sabu - I couldn't believe it - I haven't seen him in years.

I thought the three weird sisters send up with the widow Milford, Mrs.
Hayward, and the Log Lady was pretty amusing. I was glad to see them
finally use the "By the pricking of my thumbs/Something wicked this way
comes" line, too.  *Gersten*, though,  who'd a thunk it?


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In article <ramsey.665078184@sundance> ramsey@sundance.llnl.gov (Susanne Ramsey) writes:
>Okay who's pulling my leg...  OUCH Stop that..!!!!!  Was there REALLY a show
>on 1/26...  ????  If so I am pleading with someone to make/send me a copy..
>
>Please contact me and I will send you $$ or a blank tape for a copy

OK.  Suzanne and everyone else that didn't get to see the show, send
me some bucks. 

If I get enough, maybe I'll be able to afford a VCR!

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

         "I pissed on the man who called me a dog.  Why 
          was he so surprised?"    --Diogenes


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Paul Raveling, where are you now? You simply MUST save this entire
thread and get it into the hands of your Frost contact.

Two cheers for R o d for starting the most prolific and creative
thread in the history of this newsgroup. Now every TPless Saturday
can be followed by an explosion of collective invention and mass
fantasy on alt.tv.twin-peaks.
--
-->Keith
dawson@epps.kodak.com
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Subject: WAIT!  There was a 1/26 episode?!  OH NO!!!
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OK, our news feeder seems to have hiccuped over the weekend, so none of the
late articles are available.  I waited all morning, and only saw one person
with the same trouble as me, with no one answering:


WHAT 1/26 EPISODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Last week the trailers clearly said "In two weeks..." and in the tv
listings, something called "Tag Team"  (???) was listed for 1/26.  Did this only
happen in the Austin area?  What did we miss?  

SOMEBODY HELP US!!!



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	My feet are firmly screwed to the floor,
	What is there to fear from such a regular world?
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From: coufal@owl.caltech.edu (David Ernest Coufal)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
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In article <1991Jan28.031048.23047@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG> phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil Gustafson) writes:

>The previews at the end of the 1/19 show said that TP would be back in _two_
>weeks.  Nobody got to see a new TP this weekend.

Maybe _your_ affiliate postponed the show, but here in Los Angeles
KABC _showed_ episode 2014.  10 PM on Saturday; as always.

A wrestling show, you say?  Maybe your affiliate preempted the show
due to the numerous references to Kuwaiti llama wool the mysterious
Mr. Dobbs made in the opening sequence.
-- 
 David E. Coufal                                   coufal@owl.caltech.edu
           "One time I removed all the hair from a mouse 
            with Nair-Hair just to see what it looked like.
            And it looked beautiful." - David K. Lynch


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
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In article <4903@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>
>Whew, I'm glad someone else saw that scene my way.  I didn't think
>that guy (if it *was* a guy) was Dick's twin.  Dick just said "must
>tell Ned. . . my twin, you know. . . we never. . . got on too well,
>you see." etc., and then in the next shot we see this "guy" watching.
>When Brett said it *was* Dick's twin, I couldn't figure out what I
>missed.
>
>On the other hand, I didn't see it as Jonathan either.  Could it be
>what's his name, Eckert?  But what would the whole Nick'n'Dick
>storyline have to do with Eckert anyway?  (Of course, now that the
>secret of Nicky's parentage is out of the bag, anything could happen.)
>Oh well, I'm sure it'll all be made clear in about six months.

It couldn't have been Eckert (sp?) because, remember, he was talking
to Josie at that cabin, just a few minutes before.  I know, I know, we
didn't actually *see* him, but Josie was obviously seeing him.  Unless
she was hallucinating or something, we should assume that it really was
Eckert.  

Poor Josie!  She was obviously scared out of her wits!  Do you think
Harry will rescue her?  Or maybe Eckert is just going to threaten her
and then let her go.  I'm puzzled about how they both got into the Log
Lady's cabin, though.  

>Things We Saw: log truck, sprinklers
>Things We Didn't: traffic light, owl
>Things I Couldn't Make Out: the special in the RR--<garble> stew?

I think it was llama stew.

Given what the Air Force pilot said to Coop in the diner, you think Major
Briggs is going to be committed to an asylum by the government?  Against
his will, I mean.  From what the pilot said about "drugs in the name of
confidentiality" I think the government's going to try to drug Briggs into
silence.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the horse at the waterfall.  It's obviously
the white horse Sarah saw.  And Coop *knows* there's something special
about it, but I don't know how he's going to convince the town that they've
got to rescue the horse off from that rock it's perched on.  What is Coop
going to try to do, airlift it out with a helicopter?  

All in all, a good episode.  Nice to see Julee Cruise again.

Kathleen
jespah@milton.u.washington.edu


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sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Sanjiv Sarwate) writes:
>Eno stnahc tuo neewteb owt sdlrow

I thought it read, "Eno ecnahc tuo neewteb owt sdlrow". :-)

>I'm not sure what the note means, but the suddenly serious expression on 
>Audrey's face after she reads it leads me to suspect the worst.  Any ideas?

I can't even begin to imagine the faintest shadow of a guess.

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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Credits for 2014
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In article <1991Jan28.175408.6691@wdl1.wdl.loral.com> mdm@wdl50.wdl.fac.com (Mike D Marchionna) writes:

>coufal@piglet.caltech.edu (David Ernest Coufal) writes:
>>Twin Peaks Season Two Episode 14 (2014)
>>Directed by: Alan Smithee

>Goodness gracious!  Isn't this the standard name directors use when they don't
>want their real name to be connected with the project.

Yes. As several posters have noted, David Lynch _did_ direct this
episode, but he was apparantly upset with the outcome and had his
name removed.

> I also remember David
>Lynch insisted that the same name be used for the directors credit for the
>recut TV version of Dune. 

Exactly.  There have been several films in which the Alan Smithee
credit has been used, the most famous of which is, of course,
the film noir "Laura." (Hmm. Could this be another sly TP film
reference?)  Otto Preminger, the original director, was replaced 
midway into filming, and the new director (whose name remains
unknown) requested his credit be removed since it wasn't "his
work."

Just another trivia factoid.

-- 
 David E. Coufal                                   coufal@owl.caltech.edu
           "One time I removed all the hair from a mouse 
            with Nair-Hair just to see what it looked like.
            And it looked beautiful." - David K. Lynch


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode (SPOILERS)
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <1991Jan28.054550.24045@alembic.acs.com> csu@alembic.acs.com (Dave Mack) writes:
>
>I can deal with that. ITL is just window-dressing. The thing that
>really bothers me is that, in the last scene in the sheriff's office,
>Lucy was starting to show a noticeable bulge in the abdominal area.
>Don't these people bother to keep track of how much time has passed
>in TP? She's barely over three months pregnant; she can't possibly
>be starting to show it yet.
>

I was really disappointed when I saw this as well.  I kept expecting this to
happen in the past.  Fortunately, though, it didn't, until this episode.
For crying-out-loud, it all happened in one day "Twin Peaks Time".  Maybe
she was just really hungry and ate Andy's boots.  I supposed you noticed that
he was barefoot this week.

Eric C. Johnson
The Second Most Dangerous Man in the Universe
ejohnson@eeyore.caltech.edu
-- 
I...believe in cholesterol, cigarettes, alcohol, masturbation, carbon monoxide,
the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the _Daily Telegraph_, and not properly
labelling fatal poisons.  But most of all, above all else, I believe in the one
thing which can come out of people's mouths.  Vomit.


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HELP!!

I'm seeing comments from people about a 26-JAN episode that was NOT on
in the Twin Cities area because of a Timberwolves game.  Was there
really an episode shown in other parts of the country?

I could have sworn that during the previews shown after the 19-JAN
episode that they said "In Two Weeks."  Are we Twin Citians behind
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In article <131@crystel.UUCP>, ronnie@crystel.UUCP (Ron Schnell) writes:
> In article <6231@spdcc.SPDCC.COM> rdonahue@spdcc.COM (Bob Donahue) writes:
> >
> >	If the episode DID happen, can someone get me a copy?
> 
> I have made a copy of the 26Jan episode available for anonymous FTP
> from UUNET.UU.NET.  It is located in
> /pub/video/twin-peaks/tp-gif[0000001-837487343], with each file
> being a frame from the episode.  PLEASE do not ask me to mail these
> to you if you do not have internet access.  I will be very busy over
> the next few weeks and will be unable to respond to any mail requests.
> 
> Each file has been compressed, then encrypted with the key
> "WhiteLodge" (case sensitive).
> 
> #Ron

I was about to download the gifs but then I thought "Hey, what about the
sound?".  Where can I get a sound sample of the entire episode to go with
the gifs?

RichBrack
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Subject: Re: Credits for 2014
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coufal@owl.caltech.edu (David Ernest Coufal) writes:

<Exactly.  There have been several films in which the Alan Smithee
<credit has been used, the most famous of which is, of course,
<the film noir "Laura." (Hmm. Could this be another sly TP film
<reference?)  Otto Preminger, the original director, was replaced 
<midway into filming, and the new director (whose name remains
<unknown) requested his credit be removed since it wasn't "his
<work."

<Just another trivia factoid.

Wrong. "Laura" was not credited to Alan Smithee. It was credited to
Preminger who took over direction from Ruben Mamoulian. But since this
is in response to a non-existent (I hope!) TP episode, I may have just
fallen into someone's trap!

--
					John Howells
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A lot of people seem to have missed the 1/26/91 episode, so I thought it
might be helpful if I transcribed that key scene near the end.  It
went as follows:

**************************
Coop is standing in front of Sheriff's office, as the ambulance pulls away
(with Dick's body inside).  The ambulance goes farther and farther away.
Everyone but Coop goes back into the building.

Close-up of Coop, looking puzzled.  The siren is not fading even though the
ambulance is gone.  The siren starts to slow and go lower and lower.  Coop
has clearly entered that strange Giant/dwarf time zone.

Overhead shot of Sheriff's department, bathed in red light.  Cooper is 
standing alone.  Then, a ground-level shot.   A llama (alpaca?)
is walking toward Cooper.  As it passes him, suddenly the OAM is there.

The OAM says:  You wonder about the threshold, beyond the fire.  I tell you
  it is *NOT* there.  There are many...in the woods...the old place, the 
  *wild* *woods* with *wolves* [he emphasizes each word].  The house of Pan.

Cooper:  Where in the woods?  

OAM:  In the wood there is a place.  For a - long - time we have been there.
  It is a white house, in red trees.  Only animals can travel there, only
  animals travel out.  Birds can fly...

Cooper:  Has Major Briggs been there?

OAM:  Any who fly, any on four hooves, can come *if* they know the way.  
  Oho, but those who choose to fly must be careful!  [the OAM gives a choking
  laugh and looks up; there is a wailing sound; there is a sudden shower
  of small silver things, I couldn't see what they were -- all this just
  lasts a couple seconds]  I know you want to come [approaches Coop, grabs
  him arm]  but it is the core of the world!  Be careful, or it may be your
  fatal vision.  The transition is...difficult.  When I came out, BOB...
  took over.  I can no longer return.  

The OAM then looks down, and there on the ground between the OAM's and Cooper's
feet is a word made of sticks:  "EKOJ"

Cooper looks at the llama and, unexpectedly, it turns its head (its body still
facing away] and looks at him.  Coop takes a step toward the llama, but
the OAM is still holding his arm and he says:

OAM:  We need your help against the ravens.

Then Coop looks at the llama -- it has changed into a horse!  He looks
back toward the OAM, but the OAM is gone.  He hears hooves for a moment
and looks back toward the horse, but it too is gone.  The red light fades,
a puff of wind blows by, and we hear somebody laughing.


***********************
That's all.  So what do you all think?  Are Lynch/Frost leading into 
some sort of raven/owl/llama/horse war?  I think Lynch is definitely leaning
toward incorporating all those old myths and religions about animal gods
into TP in some way.  Maybe this place in the woods is where the old gods that
are no longer worshipped go to retire, or something.  I dunno.  And what
about that laughter?

I think the key part of that whole scene, though, is the word made of sticks.

Jespah


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From: zweig@cs.uiuc.edu (Johnny Zweig)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT 1/26 EPISODE
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According to reliable sources inside NBC:

Despite the many claims to the contrary, there WAS INDEED an episode of Twin
Peaks aired on January 26, 1991.  The protracted discussion of its contents
was all totally legitimate.  The episode was preempted in many areas due to
sagging interest on the part of the viewing public.  There was an editorial
mistake that caused the episode aired on January 19, 1991 to run the title "In
two weeks...." this was caused by operator error and can be attributed to the
War in the Gulf.

The postings to alt.tv.twin-peaks saying things like "relax, this whole 1/26
episode thing is a hoax" are being posted by disgruntled individuals who are
protesting about the limited areas that chose to broadcast the episode. The
episode was run, Dick Tremain did perish, Andrew Packard was seen with
syringes and vials of unknown substances (possibly drugs used for chemical
interrogation, CIA-style, which relates to the top-secret Briggs goings-on),
James was rescued from the Spider Woman, etc.

-Johnny Official


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Subject: Re: WAIT!  There was a 1/26 episode?!  OH NO!!!
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In article <2254@titan.tsd.arlut.utexas.edu> ford@titan.tsd.arlut.utexas.edu () writes:
>
>OK, our news feeder seems to have hiccuped over the weekend, so none of the
>late articles are available.  I waited all morning, and only saw one person
>with the same trouble as me, with no one answering:
>
>WHAT 1/26 EPISODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>
>Last week the trailers clearly said "In two weeks..." and in the tv
>listings, something called "Tag Team"  (???) was listed for 1/26.  Did this only
>happen in the Austin area?  What did we miss?  

I didn't get a 1/26 episode either. I had the same symptoms that yo describe.
Where idd they see Twin Peaks if it wasn't in Texas or New York? Also, are they
going to have an episode next week when we (hopefully) see the one we missed?

>
>
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
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>Applied Research Labs
>University of Texas
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>	Oh what a perfect day to think about our silly world.
>	My feet are firmly screwed to the floor,
>	What is there to fear from such a regular world?
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   / ) ) )    /      Evil for I am but Mortal and mortals can only die.
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Subject: All this stuff about the {1/26,2/2} episode....
Keywords: Major SPOILERS, green fuzzy bananas
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Hey, guys, if you're going to post information about an episode some of us
haven't seen yet, would you please put a ^L or a bunch of blank lines in
front of the spoiler material so that those of us who don't want to know
can avoid reading it?  My newsreader gives me a screenful of message text
before I get the chance to skip the rest of the article; from what I haven't
been able to avoid reading so far I've been forced to find out more than I
want to about the next episode!

-- PTD --
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Subject: Re: OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT 1/26 EPISODE
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zweig@cs.uiuc.edu (Johnny Zweig) writes:

<According to reliable sources inside NBC:

Ah! This explains why so many missed this episode. Rather than airing on
ABC as we had all expected, the series unexpectedly moved to NBC
instead!

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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Gettysburg
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In article <15158@milton.u.washington.edu>
jespah@milton.u.washington.edu (Kathleen Hunt) writes:

>In article <91025.115833JDO106@psuvm.psu.edu> JDO106@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

>>While browsing through the postings in this newsgroup, I noticed
>>that one vital aspect of discontinuity with established history
>>slipped by.  Namely, the South did not win at Gettysburg, nor did
>>they take Little Round Top as Ben Horn would have us believe.  
 
>I thought this was because Ben Horne was trying to replay history his own 
>way, much as he might want to redo his own life.  

Indeed, in 2013, he said to Catherine, "You defeated me, as I have
defeated General <Whoozits>."  (I don't remember exactly who he
said--who was the Union general at Gettysburg? Not Grant, was it?)

In other words, Ben has suffered a critical defeat, and is
responding by rewriting history so that another critical defeat is
reversed.  Just as he wishes he could go back and redo his actions
with Catherine.

Of course, in light of 2014, the thought of Ben being able to extract
any kind of revenge becomes pretty ludicrous, doesn't it?

--
Janet Swisher			Internet: swsh@midway.uchicago.edu	
University of Chicago		Phone: (312) 702-7608
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Subject: 1/26/91 - Invitation to Love
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I had trouble hearing the dialogue in "Invitation to Love" during the
scene with Shelley, Bobby, and Leo - between the chainsaw and the screaming,
it was hard make out much of anything.  Anyway, I thought Montana's speech
might have a direct bearing on the story, so I taped it, took it in to work
and digitized it, so I could filter out all that high frequency noise. Here's
what he said (I tried to indicate his drawl as best I could):

 "Ah'll pack a picnic basket for us.  Ya sure you don't wanna cold beer before
  we go?...  Vic? You in a hurry or somethin'?  Well, ahm a dang fool if ah
  didn't forget - you're a Buddhist!" 

I should have known it'd have absolutely no relevance whatsoever.


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Subject: OH NOOOOOOOOO!
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I just heard Twin Peaks is going on hiatus until April 1.
Boy, am I bummed.  Oh well, at least we found out who shot Cooper.


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In article <1991Jan28.160501.18331@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:
>
>   The truck in the preview looked like Leo's to me.  I think the hitchhiker
>getting in was Nadine.

Could someone with a really good VCR freeze the frame in the preview with the
lingerie (?) hanging from the tree limb. I think I recognize it as Audrey's.
-- 
W Mat Waites              |  Walking the wire is living,
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Subject: Missed 1/26/91?!
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	Well, if I've missed a 1/26 episode of Twin Peaks, I definately need
to contact someone who's willing to send me a videotape of it.  Would someone
here be so kind as to offer me a copy?  Please mail me!
 
		- Thanks!

			Clint Dimick
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Subject: Re: I figured it all out. **Spoilers from 1/19**
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       How come no snobbish hipsters complained about the lack of show last
Saturday? Geesh, you guys are so inconsistent. Not one panicky remark.."Oh no!
They have cancelled my reason to live!" etc.


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
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In article <14234@ulysses.att.com> ekrell@ulysses.att.com (Eduardo Krell) writes:
>The New York City ABC station also preempted TP. I wonder how they will
>catch up given that other stations did air this episode on 1/26.
>Are they going to be 1 week behind forever?
>    

More than likely they'll just skip that episode and go on to the next one.
Twin Peaks does so dismally in the ratings that many stations have become
rather lax in when and if they show a particular episode.  It's too bad,
though, because the 1/26 episode was pretty good, despite a few particularly
ridiculous moments.

Hope this helps.

Eric C. Johnson
The Second Most Dangerous Man in the Universe
ejohnson@eeyore.caltech.edu
-- 
I...believe in cholesterol, cigarettes, alcohol, masturbation, carbon monoxide,
the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the _Daily Telegraph_, and not properly
labelling fatal poisons.  But most of all, above all else, I believe in the one
thing which can come out of people's mouths.  Vomit.


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <30119@shamash.cdc.com> bls@u02.svl.cdc.com (Brian Scearce) writes:
>sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Sanjiv Sarwate) writes:
>>I'm not sure what the note means, but the suddenly serious expression on 
>>Audrey's face after she reads it leads me to suspect the worst.  Any ideas?
>I can't even begin to imagine the faintest shadow of a guess.

Perhaps it is because Audrey is not a pro-wrestling fan....


rON. (blowfish@hydra.unm.edu!ariel.unm.edu)
"It is only with the heart that one see rightly;
 what is essential is invisible to the eye."


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Summary: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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And I'm glad to see Isabella Rosellini taking a role in the show.  She's a wel-
come sight to add some talent and imagination to the show.  She takes off from
her voodoo experience in "Wild at Heart" somewhat in her role as the lead witch
of Mrs. Milford's coven ( Well, it SEEMED like that was her role to me. ) and 
she applies the right look for the role.  I'm telling you, one mean look from
her and you feel like you're gonna die on the spot!

And that new cartoon parody that Nicky watches every afternoon is a new twist.
I knew that David Lynch's part-time job as an editor at Disney would pay off.
The furries in this 'toon look like they'd fit right into the Disney Afternoon,
in fact.  But I'm sure it's not gonna be what it seems as we see more of it in
later episodes.  

And now the preview:  I'm looking forward to the scene where the TV reporter
( Mark Frost ) interviews Gordon Cole ( David Lynch ) for an explanation to
all the crime going on around here.  It's about time they paired off Lynch and
Frost on the screen.  I'll be wearing my earmuffs though, when they come to 
Frost's line: "Now Mr. Cole, just speak into the mike like you normally would."

( BTW:  I've heard rumors that when he does do that, the volume will blow 
  Frost's brains out, and we'll get to see his grey matter oozing out his ears.
  Good thing censorship isn't what it used to be.  Cole meanwhile will be 
  charged with manslaughter, and Coop has to stay around even longer to give 
  his boss moral support.  "HOW CAN I STAY REGIONAL CHIEF? " Cole bemoans.  
  "I'M A MANSLAUGHTERER!" )

- To everyone

Juan F. Lara

Truman:  Hawk, you better get that search warrent to Harold Smith's house and
         get that diary.
  Hawk:  I will, Sheriff Truman.  Just as soon as I finish my good cup of cof-
         fee.


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Episode on 1/26?????
Summary: Frustration and annoyance
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They aired an episode on January 26th?  There was no episode aired on that 
date by KGO in San Francisco, which is ABC owned and operated.  Not only that,
but neither the station in Sacramento nor the one in San Jose (both of which
are listed in the SF Chronicle [not known for its accuracy, I'll admit]) had
Twin Peaks listed.

Is there major crap going on here?  If so, who's gonna mail me a copy of the
1/26 episode? :-)

David Paschich
dpassage@ocf.berkeley.edu
Just say no to huge .sigs!


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In article <91028.132127LIBR8506@Ryerson.CA> LIBR8506@Ryerson.CA writes:
>
>       How come no snobbish hipsters complained about the lack of show last
>Saturday? Geesh, you guys are so inconsistent. Not one panicky remark.."Oh no!
>They have cancelled my reason to live!" etc.

<sputter>

Geez, Linda, get with the program, eh?
                                   ^^
                                (Canadian
                                 content)

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

         "I pissed on the man who called me a dog.  Why 
          was he so surprised?"    --Diogenes


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Subject: Re: 1/26/91
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In article <1991Jan28.205052.2358@mailer.cc.fsu.edu>:

<Gee, I was surprised no one caught the parallels between the 
<Dick/Lucy/Andy/Nicky orphanage scene and the Odessa steps sequence from
<Eisenstein's "Battleship Potemkin".  I bet that's the last time Gwen asks Lucy
<to babysit!
<I also thought the Tibetan dream sequence was a knockout. I couldn't tell
<whether that was K2 or Everest, I always get them confused.  I almost jumped
<out of my chair when they superimposed BOB's face onto the snow leopard.
<(BTW, could anybody tell who the half-eaten body was supposed to be? My
<girlfriend thought it was the Log Lady, but I was pretty sure it was Jerry -
<poetic justice, you know).

Actually I'm pretty sure that was Pete but I'll check my tape again just
to make sure.

--
					John Howells
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Maybe having Lucy's pregnancy show in the 1/26 episode was the point.
I don't think the baby's father is Dick or Andy but --
Little Nicky!  (Don't possessed children have shorter gestation periods?)

Jeff Schwartz


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Gee, I was surprised no one caught the parallels between the 
Dick/Lucy/Andy/Nicky orphanage scene and the Odessa steps sequence from
Eisenstein's "Battleship Potemkin".  I bet that's the last time Gwen asks Lucy
to babysit!
I also thought the Tibetan dream sequence was a knockout. I couldn't tell
whether that was K2 or Everest, I always get them confused.  I almost jumped
out of my chair when they superimposed BOB's face onto the snow leopard.
(BTW, could anybody tell who the half-eaten body was supposed to be? My
girlfriend thought it was the Log Lady, but I was pretty sure it was Jerry -
poetic justice, you know).


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No one has mentioned the sheer humor of this episode.  My wife and
I were rolling on the floor!  Especially at the look on Cooper's
face in the final scene--a classic.

I'd make copies of the episode for those of you who need it, but
unfortunately I left it sitting around & my dog ate it!

Gary B.


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From: coufal@eeyore.caltech.edu (David Ernest Coufal)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Credits for 2014
Message-ID: <1991Jan29.031340.14861@nntp-server.caltech.edu>
Date: 29 Jan 91 03:13:40 GMT
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howells@pioneer.arc.nasa.gov (John Howells) writes:

><Exactly.  There have been several films in which the Alan Smithee
><credit has been used, the most famous of which is, of course,
><the film noir "Laura." (Hmm. Could this be another sly TP film
><reference?)  Otto Preminger, the original director, was replaced 
><midway into filming, and the new director (whose name remains
><unknown) requested his credit be removed since it wasn't "his
><work."

>Wrong. "Laura" was not credited to Alan Smithee. It was credited to
>Preminger who took over direction from Ruben Mamoulian.

No, no, no, you're thinking of the 1944 version of "Laura"
starring Gene Tierney and Dana Andrews.  The Alan Smithee
"Laura" was a remake filmed in 1956, starring Janet Leigh
as Laura, Orson Welles as Detective McPhereson, Charlton
Heston as Shelby and Dennis Weaver in his first film role
as Waldo.  The plot is extremely similar to the original
but for one point: Charlton Heston did his entire role in
an affected Mexican accent, for reasons known only to "Alan
Smithee."

>                                             I may have just
>fallen into someone's trap!

Help!  I've fallen into a trap and I can't get up!

>                                        John Howells
>                                        howells@earth.arc.nasa.gov 
>                                        howells@pioneer.arc.nasa.gov
-- 
 David E. Coufal                                   coufal@owl.caltech.edu
           "One time I removed all the hair from a mouse 
            with Nair-Hair just to see what it looked like.
            And it looked beautiful." - David K. Lynch


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From: mnemonic@eff.org (Mike Godwin)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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Date: 29 Jan 91 02:38:53 GMT
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In article <15328@milton.u.washington.edu> jespah@milton.u.washington.edu (Kathleen Hunt) writes:
>
>Given what the Air Force pilot said to Coop in the diner, you think Major
>Briggs is going to be committed to an asylum by the government?  Against
>his will, I mean.  From what the pilot said about "drugs in the name of
>confidentiality" I think the government's going to try to drug Briggs into
>silence.

I took that part differently. I think the Air Force guy's veiled reference
means that the USAF is going to use drugs to help Briggs *recover his
full memories* of the so-called "close encounter"--in order to prevent
Briggs from allowing those memories to resurface in an *uncontrolled
environment*.

I think this explains why the preview shows Coop invoking his 
federal connections to get Briggs loose--I look forward to next week's
episode to see if he pulls this off.


--Mike




-- 
Mike Godwin, (617) 864-0665 | "That information, as I have repeated infinitely
mnemonic@eff.org            |  to myself, is classified ... though the keeping
Electronic Frontier         |  of secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now."
Foundation                  |                   --Major Garland Briggs


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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Did anyone notice the black bag that Andrew used for storing the insulin
vials and the needles?  It appeared to have some writing on the side, but
I could only make out  ??nny von Bulo? and underneath that ??wport R?
Does this refer to an early episode or to perhaps another case that
Coop investigated?

Also, where did James get the panties with LP printed on them?  Donna
didn't appear amused when James sniffed them, smiled, am
and then put them on.  At least we got to see James with something more
than a blank stare on his face, and Donna showing an expression that made
sense in the context of the scene.


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Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
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The New York City ABC station also preempted TP. I wonder how they will
catch up given that other stations did air this episode on 1/26.
Are they going to be 1 week behind forever?
    
Eduardo Krell                   AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill, NJ

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  ...  
>> I have made a copy of the 26Jan episode available for anonymous FTP
>> from UUNET.UU.NET.  It is located in
>> /pub/video/twin-peaks/tp-gif[0000001-837487343], with each file
  ... 
>I was about to download the gifs but then I thought "Hey, what about the
>sound?".  Where can I get a sound sample of the entire episode to go with
>the gifs?
>
  ... 

I downloaded the first few hundred frames and strung them together into an 
animated sequence with some HP vaporware before someone finally sent me the
tape in the mail.

Anyway, you don't need to worry about the lack of sound files, the episode 
frames in that FTP site are in un-decoded closed-captioned format, you can
just read the dialogue right off the screen ...


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Subject: Re: WAIT!  There was a 1/26 episode?!  OH NO!!!
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>In article <2254@titan.tsd.arlut.utexas.edu> ford@titan.tsd.arlut.utexas.edu () writes:
>WHAT 1/26 EPISODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>
>Last week the trailers clearly said "In two weeks..." and in the tv
>listings, something called "Tag Team"  (???) was listed for 1/26.  Did this
>only happen in the Austin area?  What did we miss?  

Twin Peaks wasn't shown in College Station either.  When I called the local
network they told me that *no* episodes would be missed.  They taped the 1/26
episode and will be broadcasting it this Saturday, while taping this Saturday's
episode for next Saturday.  We will continue to lag the rest of the country
by a week until the end of the season.  I don't know if this applies to the
rest of Texas.  So don't read any of the articles on the 1/26 episode posted
from other parts of the country.  They are full of spoilers.


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From: coufal@piglet.caltech.edu (David Ernest Coufal)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: 1/26/91 episode
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>>Please contact me and I will send you $$ or a blank tape for a copy

>OK.  Suzanne and everyone else that didn't get to see the show, send
>me some bucks. 

Or Kill Him.

-- 
 David E. Coufal                                   coufal@owl.caltech.edu
           "One time I removed all the hair from a mouse 
            with Nair-Hair just to see what it looked like.
            And it looked beautiful." - David K. Lynch


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Same holds true for State College - an anti-College cabal? - as well.
Sincere request that posters reference episode(s) discussed by # convention
used on this net.

Those of you who already have seen 1/26 and do not think this important, wait
until YOUR local yahoo station manager does a switcheroo - and we all find
ourselves on different sequences! (let alone alternate planes/plains (for those
in Texas) of consciousness.)


                             Mostly THE BEAR

aka MXL4@PSUVM <Mark Lafer>                   ()      ()
                                                 o . o
Not a By-product of Any Technology!               xxx


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From: joe@athena.mit.edu (Joseph C Wang)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Summary: Major SPOILERS
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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The 1/26 episode of Twin Peaks wasn't seen in the Boston area, but fortunately
I have a friend with a VCR in a place where it shown.  It would be interesting
to track where it was and wasn't shown.  Anyway.... (DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN 1/26).




MAJOR SPOILERS.....

In talking with people who have seen 1/26, my impression is that either one
will think that it's the best Twin Peaks ever, or the worst Twin Peaks.  No
one I've talked to has had lukewarm reactions.
 
I think that a lot of the compliants the 1/26 wasn't "Twin Peaks" enough are
misplaced.  I see 1/26 as Lynch trying to parody comedy in much the same way
he tries to parody soap operas in the rest of the show.

The pie fight scene was one of the best scenes to have appeared on Twin Peaks
thus far.  It seems that Lynch is not only a dramatic director of first rate
(Maddy's death), but that he is also an excellent comedic director.  Indeed,
the rather poignant ending to that scene could almost be described as 
"tragic" relief, bringing the reader back down to reality and showing how
low Ben has sunk.

(Did anyone notice the workman during the scene?  Was he fixing "sprinklers"
perhaps?)

I feel very sorry for people who missed the episode, because I doubt
they'll be able to piece together what happened this week from next
week's episode.  I'm almost convinced that Lynch knew in advance that
half of "Twin Peaks" viewers would miss this episode, and decided to
use this as an opportunity to take some very bold risks and to
experiment with the comedic side to the characters.  At the same time,
the plot in this episode reminds me a lot of "Candide" in that the
ending leaves off roughly where the beginning was.  As a result,
viewers who miss 1/26, might not even notice when they see the next
episode, and as a result they will be deprieved of some wonderful
insights into our favorite cast of characters along with some belly
laughs.

Anyway, try to get a copy of 1/26, you'll either love it or hate it.
--
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Joseph Wang (joe@athena.mit.edu)           Wake Up! Wake Up!
450 Memorial Drive C-111                   All who wish not to be slaves.
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Subject: Re: Episode on 1/26?????
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I wish people would just stop complaining about missing the 1/26
episode.  If you can't put up with a few screwups like not printing the
time on which they'd actually show the episode (here in Pittsburgh they
actually showed a previous episode of Twin Peaks at 9:00 AM Sunday
morning -- after that my wife and I learned to call the station whenever
we suspected something was up), then you're not a real Twin Peaks fan,
and you deserve to miss one of the funniest, strangest episodes they've
shown.  And I'm not sending you my copy, either :-).

-- J


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Subject: Sound problems during 1/26/91 episode
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KGTV Channel 10, the ABC affiliate in San Diego, experienced sound 
problems during the 1/26/91 episode.  The audio level dropped so low that
it became impossible to hear any dialog.  Did any other part of the
country suffer this problem or was it limited to San Diego?  
Unfortunately, the problem occurred during the pivotal scene where Dick
died.  Just as Dick was about to utter his final words, the sound dropped
out :-(.  I'd appreciate it if someone would post Dick's last words.

Mike Carlin


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I have made the audio to the 1/26 episode available via anonymous ftp from
UUNET.UU.NET in /pub/audio/twin-peaks/tp[000000-90000].  Syncing up is easy.
Find the gif frame where LEO is touching his nose with his tongue.  Then sync
it up with the sound bite which sounds like a waterfall of saliva.

Enjoy!

#Ron

P.S.  As always, do not send mail requests for these files.  This time I'm REALLY
      busy.


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Subject: Re: Sound problems during 1/26/91 episode
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In article <3452@nosc.NOSC.MIL>, carlin@gandalf.nosc.mil (Mike Carlin) writes...
> 
>KGTV Channel 10, the ABC affiliate in San Diego, experienced sound 
>problems during the 1/26/91 episode.  The audio level dropped so low that
>it became impossible to hear any dialog.  Did any other part of the
>country suffer this problem or was it limited to San Diego?  
>Unfortunately, the problem occurred during the pivotal scene where Dick
>died.  Just as Dick was about to utter his final words, the sound dropped
>out :-(.  I'd appreciate it if someone would post Dick's last words.
> 
>Mike Carlin

 Hmm, I had trouble making out his dying words too - there was a scratching
 sound like a needle on an empty turntable that made it really hard to
 pick up his voice.  I could only get about every other word, but I pieced
 it together as best I could.

 When he held Lucy's hand for the last time, I think he said:
   "I always made an awkward bow."
 When he looked at Nicky and shrank away, I think he said:
   "The horror."
 When he turned his face away  from everyone, just before he breathed his last,
 I'm pretty sure he said:
   "The rest is silence."

 I thought the scene was photographed well, but those last bits of dialogue
 were pretty lame.  Who wrote that garbage anyway?
 (BTW, was that a llama or an alpaca coming out of the light?)


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Comparisons
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In article <1991Jan29.235639.10247@athena.mit.edu> joe@athena.mit.edu (Joseph C Wang) writes:
>The 1/26 episode of Twin Peaks wasn't seen in the Boston area, but fortunately
>I have a friend with a VCR in a place where it shown.  It would be interesting
>to track where it was and wasn't shown.  

I think it would also be interesting to compare the plots as they were 
presented in the different areas where it was shown.  My understanding
was that ABC, discovering that Twin Peaks had different appeal in different
areas, has gone to a region-based plot development plan.  The country has
been sectioned off into "zones of interest."  I think there are currently
seven, although I'm not sure exactly where the borders are.  In each zone,
different plot lines will be emphasized and developed differently.  At
the end of this season it will be revealed that the whole thing was actually
seven different dreams of different characters on the show and season three
will start over with the discovery of Laura Palmer's body.  I can't wait.

-boB  bobh@twinkie.bellcore.com


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Unlike many others in this newsgroup, I think the episode directed
by Alan Smithee was about the best all season.  I'm really glad to
see him returning to TV work.

Angus MacDonald
idddev@well.sf.ca.us
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Comparisons
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In article <1991Jan30.010321.23705@bellcore.bellcore.com> bobh@twinkie.UUCP (Bob Hettmansperger) writes:
>In article <1991Jan29.235639.10247@athena.mit.edu> joe@athena.mit.edu (Joseph C Wang) writes:
>>The 1/26 episode of Twin Peaks wasn't seen in the Boston area, but fortunately
>>I have a friend with a VCR in a place where it shown.  It would be interesting
>>to track where it was and wasn't shown.  
>
>I think it would also be interesting to compare the plots as they were 
>presented in the different areas where it was shown.  My understanding
>was that ABC, discovering that Twin Peaks had different appeal in different
>areas, has gone to a region-based plot development plan.  The country has
>been sectioned off into "zones of interest."  I think there are currently
>seven, although I'm not sure exactly where the borders are.  In each zone,
>different plot lines will be emphasized and developed differently.  At
>the end of this season it will be revealed that the whole thing was actually
>seven different dreams of different characters on the show and season three
>will start over with the discovery of Laura Palmer's body.  I can't wait.
>
No, no, no.  You're thinking of The Cosby Show which has seven plot lines.
Twin Peaks only has SIX regional variations.  I'm becoming more and more
disenchanted with the Net as a source of News since someone always invariable
gives out misinformation trying to deceive other people.  I've been collecting
the various plotlines throughout the country and will be posting them soon
if there are enough requests.  However, I can let you in on the biggest
change so far, namely that in the North Alaskan version Dick did not die in
the 1/26 episode, but rather Ben was stopped just in time before strangling
him to death.  Cooper came rushing through the door, saw what was happening,
and immediately started chastizing Ben for his evil deeds, telling him that
the bellhops from the White Lodge were coming to take him away.  Major Briggs
then came in and starting dancing the Jitterbug.

I am fortunate enough to have people throughout the nation taping Twin Peaks
and you'll have to trust me that this was perhaps the greatest scene in the
history of televsion.  Just send me $20.00 and a blank tape and I'll send
you a copy.

Eric C. Johnson
The Second Most Dangerous Man in the Universe
ejohnson@eeyore.caltech.edu
-- 
I...believe in cholesterol, cigarettes, alcohol, masturbation, carbon monoxide,
the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the _Daily Telegraph_, and not properly
labelling fatal poisons.  But most of all, above all else, I believe in the one
thing which can come out of people's mouths.  Vomit.


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A few comments:

-- The TV guide listing for the 2/2 episode here in Tucson says something
like "Cooper tells the story of Wyndham Earle to Sheriff Truman; Catherine
reveals something to an astonished Pete."  Can anyone tell me if that 
describes the 1/26 episode?  I hope so; I wouldn't mind being one week
behind the rest of the country, (it's better than missing an episode) but
I doubt that that's what will happen.

--If indeed TV stations here and elsewhere are just planning to skip the
1/26 episode, could somebody post a summary of the plot of said episode
INCLUDING A ^L OR LOTS OF BLANK LINES AT THE TOP PLEEEEASE!!! I've already
learned more about the 1/26 episode than I would have liked. 

						thanks in advance,

								pat


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
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All you people writing about the Jan 26 show, definitely should have
put *SPOILER* on your headings :)


Linda
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From: dpassage@headcrash.Berkeley.EDU (David G. Paschich)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Summary: Oh what a tangled web we weave
Keywords: twin peaks january hoax fun fun fun
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In article <91029.105719ADMN8647@Ryerson.CA> ADMN8647@Ryerson.CA (Linda Birmingham) writes:
>All you people writing about the Jan 26 show, definitely should have
>put *SPOILER* on your headings :)

Or at least "hoax".  :)

David G. Paschich
dpassage@ocf.berkeley.edu
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: WAIT!  There was a 1/26 episode?!  OH NO!!!
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>/ hpkslx:alt.tv.twin-peaks / mok@itsgw.rpi.edu (... Mok) /  1:28 pm  Jan 28, 1991 /
>In article <2254@titan.tsd.arlut.utexas.edu> ford@titan.tsd.arlut.utexas.edu () writes:
>>
>>OK, our news feeder seems to have hiccuped over the weekend, so none of the
>>late articles are available.  I waited all morning, and only saw one person
>>with the same trouble as me, with no one answering:
>>
>>WHAT 1/26 EPISODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>
>>Last week the trailers clearly said "In two weeks..." and in the tv
>>listings, something called "Tag Team"  (???) was listed for 1/26.  Did this only
>>happen in the Austin area?  What did we miss?  
>
>I didn't get a 1/26 episode either. I had the same symptoms that yo describe.
>Where idd they see Twin Peaks if it wasn't in Texas or New York? Also, are they
>going to have an episode next week when we (hopefully) see the one we missed?
>

pssst.... don't tell anyone, but they're making up all the stuff about the 1/26
episode.  Sort of yanking your cord, ya know ...

Oz


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Subject: 1/26 Episode:  A Hoax
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][

If it's a hoax, then won't this be revealed at the beginning of the
2/2 show?  I seem to recall "catch-up" bits from the previous show at
the start of each episode.

And, can we really believe there are 6+ plot derivations?  The
production expense of 6+ episodes for every one shown has to be
incredible. 

For me, I'll be looking at the 2/2 episode in relation to Leo Johnson.
He was shown interacting with Shelly at the end of 1/19.  If 2/2 picks
up where 1/19 left off, either my network affiliate is time shifting
(and I'll be forever a week behind, or there never was a 1/26.  I have
three good ABC signals (Indianapolis, Terre Haute, and Louisville).
I'll be checking them all!

--
michael regoli
mr@ogre.cica.indiana.edu 
regoli@iubacs.bitnet
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OK, there's been some debate about whether the ungulate in 1/26 was a
llama, an alpaca or what, so I did a little research.  I looked up
some pictures of all of the various candidate species and ran them
through a digitzer.  I'll put them up here, and you can download one
of the frames from that scene from uunet and compare for yourself.

Unfortunately the pictures came out a little small, though, so it's
best to view them on a display with at least 2048 pixels per inch
(4096 is better), or else a lot of the detail is going to be lost.

OK:

LLAMA:                      ~m

VICUNA:                     ~m

ALPACA:                     ~m

and just for comparison, here's a

CAMEL:                      ~m

I think you'll all agree these show pretty conclusively that the
animal is a llama.  Either that or a brontosaurus, but market research
says dinosaurs are pretty much for the kidvid market only.

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

           "The sun is one foot wide"  --Heraclitus


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Episode on 1/26?????
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In article <1991Jan29.080950.7336@agate.berkeley.edu> dpassage@tornado.Berkeley.EDU (David G. Paschich) writes:
>They aired an episode on January 26th?  There was no episode aired on that 
>date by KGO in San Francisco, which is ABC owned and operated.  Not only that,
>but neither the station in Sacramento nor the one in San Jose (both of which
>are listed in the SF Chronicle [not known for its accuracy, I'll admit]) had
>Twin Peaks listed.

>Is there major crap going on here?  If so, who's gonna mail me a copy of the
>1/26 episode? :-)

Being in San Jose, I agree this is a major bummer. So, I have 3 questions:

    1) Will those stations that *didn't* show the 1/26 episode be a week
	behind, or will they just skip the episode to "catch up"?

    2) Who will mail Dave a copy, and will he invite us all up to watch it
	with him?

    3) What is the name/address of someone at ABC we can write to to express
	our dissatisfaction with this kind of schedule shenanigans?

TP is the kind of show where missing an episode can really screw up the
rest of the season. If the *holes at ABC haven't figured that out, they
have no business producing television shows at all. Well, it's really
questionable whether they *do*, but that's another issue.

I'm pissed!


Andrew L. Duane (JOT-7)  w:(508)-685-7200 X122
Samsung Software America	 decvax!cg-atla!samsung!duane
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: 26 Jan episode in the Midwest (was Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode)
Keywords: Comparisons
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Date: 30 Jan 91 20:23:07 GMT
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In article <1991Jan30.010321.23705@bellcore.bellcore.com> bobh@twinkie.UUCP (Bob Hettmansperger) writes:

>I think it would also be interesting to compare the plots as they were 
>presented in the different areas where it was shown.  My understanding
>was that ABC, discovering that Twin Peaks had different appeal in different
>areas, has gone to a region-based plot development plan.  The country has
>been sectioned off into "zones of interest."  I think there are currently
>seven, although I'm not sure exactly where the borders are.  In each zone,
>different plot lines will be emphasized and developed differently.  At
>the end of this season it will be revealed that the whole thing was actually
>seven different dreams of different characters on the show and season three
>will start over with the discovery of Laura Palmer's body.  I can't wait.

As Eric Johnson pointed out, there were actually six region-based plots:
Northeast, Southeast, Midwest, Southwest, Northwest, and Quad Cities 
(although, apparently through network error, some parts of Rock Island
and Moline saw the Southeast segment).  

There were other glitches as well.  Viewers in Charleston, West Virginia
heard the music (apparently a bizarre fiddle/synth duet) but no 
dialogue for over four minutes.  Viewers in Boston heard the dialogue
("James, get out of that dress and meet me at the gazebo in the pahk")
but no music.  The scene involving the Widow Milford, the saguaro
cactus, and the pinata was inadvertently included in the Northeast
segment.  

Still, it's an intriguing concept, and I hope that Lynch and Frost
have the stamina and the geographical wherewithal to carry it 
through for the rest of the season.  It would have been nice to 
see the llama/alpaca, but I have to admit, here in the midwest
the groundhog does make a certain amount of sense.  I liked the
shots of the wind whistling through the corn stalks.  And the
food fight with the Cherry Cola Marshmallow jello salad was
priceless.  And how about Audrey in those overalls!!!  For a 
while there, I really thought she was going to stab Bobby with
that pitchfork.

What a super episode!  I do have a couple of questions though:

1) What was Johnny Horne doing driving that tractor?
2) Was Andrew Packard actually putting *Lorsban 3-in-1 Weed Killer* 
   in those vials?
3) Did anyone else notice the inverted radiation symbols on the
   side of the silo?
4) Who was the mysterious Gentleman from Omaha who showed up
   at the Great Plains Motel?  Why was he wearing a John Cougar
   Mellencamp T-shirt?  What does "J'aime les cochons" mean?
   Did anyone else think that he looked a little like a
   cross between David Lynch and Hoss Cartwright?
5) I'm still not sure that I buy the transformation of Wrangler
   Hank, the Quick-Tempered Farmhand With A Heart Of Gold.  
   The make-up scene with Norma at the square dance seemed a 
   little forced.  And did anyone else notice the continuity
   error in that scene?  The sign on the Grange Hall explicitly
   stated *Square Dance,* but the dancers were obviously 
   doing a *Schottische*.  
6) How did people like Dr. Jacobson, the psychologist/beet
   farmer, as a clean-shaven, crew-cut All-American boy?

I'd like to hear what other people saw in other parts of the country.
Folks in the southeast - were there lots of shots of palm trees and
members of the TP sheriff's department in pastel-colored suits?  Let
us know what you saw.  Thanks.  

>-boB  bobh@twinkie.bellcore.com

Andy Whitman
AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Ohio
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Subject: Re: 26 Jan episode in the Midwest (was Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode)
Keywords: Comparisons
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In article <1991Jan30.202307.11495@cbnews.att.com> ajw@cbnews.att.com
(andrew.j.whitman) writes:

>What a super episode!  I do have a couple of questions though:
>
>1) What was Johnny Horne doing driving that tractor?
>2) Was Andrew Packard actually putting *Lorsban 3-in-1 Weed Killer* 
>   in those vials?
>3) Did anyone else notice the inverted radiation symbols on the
>   side of the silo?
>4) Who was the mysterious Gentleman from Omaha who showed up
>   at the Great Plains Motel?  Why was he wearing a John Cougar

Man!  I saw this and my head just *spun*.  I'd heard about this
Midwest version but I had no idea it was *this* Midwest-specific.
Now, I'm outside Detroit, and I got to wondering why I'd never seen it
before, so I called the local ABC affiliate (WXYZ) (really) and asked.
They told me that there's this satellite feed to a whole bunch of
Northern Canadian communities (which I knew about already), and out of
deference to them, Detroit shows the Northwest feed, which is pretty
mu the "generic" one--Douglas firs, owls, foghorns, etc.

So then I start wondering, how come I've never seen anything about
this Midwestern version before on the net?  I look around and sure
enough, in my home directory I find my Midwest-to-Northwest filter has
gotten corrupted.  This is the PD Unix shell script (based on the
infamous `jive') that translates net postings into a Northwest US
mode.  It's the default around here--our newsadmin is from Klamath
Falls--so I'd forgotten it was there.

Anyway, it's all fixed now, so I don't have to see this groundhog
nonsense again, but I wanted to thank Andy for bringing it to my
attention. 


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OK BE NICE---  THERE WAS *NO* REPEAT *NO* 1/26 SHOW.  IT's a good thing
too, because no show could have topped was the netters (Pin Twikies)
created.


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 For all the brilliant moments in the 1/26 episode, I must say I was still
somewhat dissatisfied with the results.  It was nice to finally find out
who shot Cooper and everything, and the disclosure of what was really going
on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedy's was quite shocking - I tossed
out my leftover Camelot and RFK memorabilia right after the show.  BUT:

 - many of the scenes were pointless and didn't advance the story at all 
   (the convention of carnies at the Great Northern was an example -
    interesting in a Felliniesque sort of way, but nothing that Todd
    Browning didn't do better in "Freaks" fifty years ago.)

 - the many guest cameos were distracting and verged on the annoying after
   a while.  Sheesh, if they're going to go to all the trouble to reunite
   the Beatles, they might as well have them do a song.

I think the best thing to do is to hope the whole misbegotten extraganza was
a terrible mistake which the producers will shortly correct.  They have
painted themselves into something of a corner - I mean, after you reveal
the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything and actually show RAPTURE
take place onscreen, there's not a whole lot left that will be as compelling.
 - BTW, James is still a dud - Armageddon going on all around him and he can't
even muster a facial expression - the dude must be *embalmed* or something.


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From: dpassage@earthquake.Berkeley.EDU (David G. Paschich)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Episode on 1/26?????
Summary: An invitation?  Surely you jest!
Keywords: hoax hoax and more of the hoax
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In article <2391@urbana.mcd.mot.com> aduane@urbana.mcd.mot.com (Andrew Duane) writes:
>In article <1991Jan29.080950.7336@agate.berkeley.edu> dpassage@tornado.Berkeley.EDU (David G. Paschich) writes:
>>They aired an episode on January 26th?  
>> ...
>>Is there major crap going on here?  If so, who's gonna mail me a copy of the
>>1/26 episode? :-)
>
>Being in San Jose, I agree this is a major bummer. So, I have 3 questions:
> ...
>    2) Who will mail Dave a copy, and will he invite us all up to watch it
>	with him?

Hey, as soon as I get a copy of the 1/26 episode in the mail, I'll invite
everyone in the Bay Area up to my tiny little dorm room here at Cal to watch
it.  

Maybe I should crosspost this to ba.singles ... nah.

David G. Paschich
dpassage@ocf.berkeley.edu
Just say no to huge .sigs!


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From: sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Sanjiv Sarwate)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Episode on 1/26?????
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aduane@urbana.mcd.mot.com (Andrew Duane) writes:

>In article <1991Jan29.080950.7336@agate.berkeley.edu> dpassage@tornado.Berkeley.EDU (David G. Paschich) writes:
>>They aired an episode on January 26th?  There was no episode aired on that 
>>date by KGO in San Francisco, which is ABC owned and operated.  Not only that,
>>but neither the station in Sacramento nor the one in San Jose (both of which
>>are listed in the SF Chronicle [not known for its accuracy, I'll admit]) had
>>Twin Peaks listed.

>>Is there major crap going on here?  If so, who's gonna mail me a copy of the
>>1/26 episode? :-)

>Being in San Jose, I agree this is a major bummer. So, I have 3 questions:

>    1) Will those stations that *didn't* show the 1/26 episode be a week
>	behind, or will they just skip the episode to "catch up"?

>    2) Who will mail Dave a copy, and will he invite us all up to watch it
>	with him?

>    3) What is the name/address of someone at ABC we can write to to express
>	our dissatisfaction with this kind of schedule shenanigans?


There is another valid question to ask:
4) Will the person who started the strings about the 1/26 episode please
stand up?  Also, would everyone in the know please stand up?

I am in the know about the 1/26 episode.  Leave it at that.












-- 
Sanjiv Sarwate				"But what is truth?
sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu		Is truth unchanging law?
BITNET: SANJIV@UIUCVMD.BITNET		We both have truths.
					Are mine the same as yours?"


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 I just saw the commercial for the 2/2 show, and it looks like Audrey
IS going to take over at the Great Noerthers. (So much for neat typing)
and there's a shot of Leo with an axe!!!!!  Does this mean we here in Seattle 
are going to miss the 1/26 show entirely?


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From: cheng-fred@CS.YALE.EDU (Fred Cheng)
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Subject: 1/26 Episode: NO SUCH THING!
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Okay, okay.  Ha ha.  I sincerely apologize for pooping on everyone's party,
but it's time to tell people that this whole 1/26 thing is a big ruse.
I'm not trying to be haughty or self-righteous about his sort of thing;
it's just that there are *A LOT* of people out there who are really into
Twin Peaks, and it's a big deal to them if they've missed an episode.
It's time to stop freaking them out.  I, for one, initially panicked
when I thought that I had missed an episode of my favorite show.

So, I'm going out on a limb--flame away if you like--and saying that
this whole business about a 1/26 episode is a big EKOJ!  (ie. Joke --  someone
posted a summary of the final scene of the supposed 1/26 episode,
saying that the word "EKOJ" was written in sticks--clever).

Anyway, anyone out there who is truly disappointed about missing a 1/26
episode, take heart.  Nothing was missed.

To those who participated in the hoax--kudos for your cleverness.  Ever
thought of submitting a script to Lynch/Frost (some of that stuff was
pretty good).

-Fred Cheng


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Subject: My final word on 1/26
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I'm just suprised that no one has yet mentioned the fact that Andrew
Packard was injecting himself with some liquid.   I thought that
with all of you freeze-framers out there someone would have noticed
and posted something about it.

#Ron


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> A highlight of the Dalai Lama's visit will be a free public talk
> scheduled for Tuesday, March 26, at 6 p.m. in Barton Hall.
___
__  Two months to the day after he appeared in Cooper's dream.
_   By the way, does anyone know anything about the actor who
    played the Dalai Lama in that sequence?
___
__  Also, a friend of mine who knows Nepalese said the subtitles
_   didn't match up.  He doesn't know it very well, so he can't
    tell me what he thinks the Dalai Lama said.  Any people out
    there who know Nepalese?
    <_Jym_>

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::/  o o  \::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| Damn |\::
::\ \___/ /:: I put my panties on one leg at a time. ::| Fine |/::
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From: jym@berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer)
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Subject: Re: 1/26/91 - Critiques from the Sahara of The Bozart
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___
__  Look, I'm sick of you people nitpicking my favorite show.
_   Get a life!
    <_Jym_>

No flames, please.


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In article <134@crystel.UUCP> ronnie@eddie.mit.edu writes:

>I'm just suprised that no one has yet mentioned the fact that Andrew
>Packard was injecting himself with some liquid.   I thought that
>with all of you freeze-framers out there someone would have noticed
>and posted something about it.

It's been mentioned several times.  I thought it was insulin; other
thought it was morphine or Blue Goo (tm).  You don't even have to
freeze-frame to see it.  Hell, I won't even have a VCR until a few
more people send me money.





-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

           "The sun is one foot wide"  --Heraclitus


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In article <JYM.91Jan31021348@remarque.berkeley.edu> jym@berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer) writes:
)) A highlight of the Dalai Lama's visit will be a free public talk
)) scheduled for Tuesday, March 26, at 6 p.m. in Barton Hall.

)__  Two months to the day after he appeared in Cooper's dream.
)_   By the way, does anyone know anything about the actor who
)    played the Dalai Lama in that sequence?

It was Phil Silvers, which is inspired casting if you know about the
Phil Silvers/Dalai Lama controversy.  Y'see images of the Dalai Lama
are highly illegal in Tibet.  The Dalai Lama looks amazingly like Phil
Silvers, though, so people started smuggling Sgt. Bilko images into
Tibet. 

Also note, by the way:   David  Lynch
                         Dalai  Lama

Coincidence?  Or something deeper?

)__  Also, a friend of mine who knows Nepalese said the subtitles
)_   didn't match up.  He doesn't know it very well, so he can't
)    tell me what he thinks the Dalai Lama said.  Any people out
)    there who know Nepalese?

That's because it wasn't Nepalese, it was Tibetan.  Not even in the
same language *family*.  Are you sure your friend wasn't pulling your
leg?  People have been known to make stuff up about this episode, you
know.

(The Tibetan was just a bunch of Lamaistic mumbo-jumbo about some
white (or maybe cream-colored?) building--a barracks or guest house?
(Outhouse?)  I know Burmese, which is from the other end of the
Tibeto-Burman family, but my Tibetan is pretty marginal.  I can
recognize it when it's spoken, but that's about it.)

Hope this helps.

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

           "The sun is one foot wide"  --Heraclitus


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In article <JYM.91Jan31021546@remarque.berkeley.edu> jym@berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer) writes:

>__  Look, I'm sick of you people nitpicking my favorite show.

Me too!  If you didn't like the 1/26 show especially, you must be
unintelligent or brain-damaged or culturally illiterate or
SOMETHING!!!!

>_   Get a life!
>    <_Jym_>

YEAH!!!  I agree totally!!

>No flames, please.

Yeah, no flames please.  What he said.

Good posting, Jym.

:
wq
q
:!



:qquit

darn this thing

q
qq
ZZ
:q

help

-- 
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In article <4967@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
)In article <JYM.91Jan31021348@remarque.berkeley.edu> jym@berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer) writes:
))__  Also, a friend of mine who knows Nepalese said the subtitles
))_   didn't match up.  He doesn't know it very well, so he can't
))    tell me what he thinks the Dalai Lama said.  Any people out
))    there who know Nepalese?

)(The Tibetan was just a bunch of Lamaistic mumbo-jumbo about some
)white (or maybe cream-colored?) building--a barracks or guest house?
)(Outhouse?)

Thinking about this some more, I think it was "ecru".  The "ecru
outhouse"--does that mean anything to anybody?  Jerry?


-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

           "The sun is one foot wide"  --Heraclitus


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Ok, ok, enuf, what in the #$%@ is going on? Was ther a show on 1/26?
All we got in Mpls. was a stupid basketball game.. I'm gonna do
some serious duck hunting if there was, according to other postings,
a show that weekend.. oooh I'm p$#%#ed...


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Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: NO SUCH THING!
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In article <28443@cs.yale.edu> cheng-fred@CS.YALE.EDU (Fred Cheng) writes:
#Okay, okay.  Ha ha.  I sincerely apologize for pooping on everyone's party,
#but it's time to tell people that this whole 1/26 thing is a big ruse.
#I'm not trying to be haughty or self-righteous about his sort of thing;
#it's just that there are *A LOT* of people out there who are really into
#Twin Peaks, and it's a big deal to them if they've missed an episode.

Look, you missed the episode.  Now you're trying to convince others
*that it didn't even exist*.  Geez, take a Valium, ABC will probably
repeat it and you can catch it then.

Douglas Krause                     One yuppie can ruin your whole day.
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In article <943@organpipe.UUCP>, pathall@astro.as.arizona.edu (Patrick Hall) writes...

} I've already learned more about the 1/26 episode than I would have liked.

Make that "more than you'd ever have use for."

-- 

	"My public will kill me for dying at a time like this."

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In article <1991Jan29.200417.19187@mailer.cc.fsu.edu>, svihla@evax0.eng.fsu.edu (Kurt Svihla) writes...

}} Just as Dick was about to utter his final words, the sound dropped
}} out :-(.  I'd appreciate it if someone would post Dick's last words.

} When he held Lucy's hand for the last time, I think he said:
}   "I always made an awkward bow."
} When he looked at Nicky and shrank away, I think he said:
}   "The horror."
} When he turned his face away  from everyone, just before he breathed his last,
} I'm pretty sure he said:
}   "The rest is silence."

You missed his last line, which was...

"Aaaarrrggggghhhhh...."

-- 

	"My public will kill me for dying at a time like this."

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In article <3262@polari.UUCP>, archie@polari.UUCP (Elizabeth Eaton) writes...

} I just saw the commercial for the 2/2 show  [...]  Does this mean we
} here in Seattle are going to miss the 1/26 show entirely?

No, you won't miss it at all. You may never *see* it, but you won't miss it.

(Although I have to admit that Cooper's reaction to meeting the six-foot
invisible rabbit *was* a scream.)

-- 

	"My public will kill me for dying at a time like this."

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Subject: Re: Episode on 1/26?????
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In article <2391@urbana.mcd.mot.com>, aduane@urbana.mcd.mot.com (Andrew Duane) writes:
> Being in San Jose, I agree this is a major bummer. So, I have 3 questions:
> 
>     1) Will those stations that *didn't* show the 1/26 episode be a week
> 	behind, or will they just skip the episode to "catch up"?
> 
>     2) Who will mail Dave a copy, and will he invite us all up to watch it
> 	with him?
> 
>     3) What is the name/address of someone at ABC we can write to to express
> 	our dissatisfaction with this kind of schedule shenanigans?
> 

And the All-Important Question 4:

   Are people REALLY this gullible!!!  (apply a liberal dose of smileys)



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In article <1991Jan28.054550.24045@alembic.acs.com>, csu@alembic.acs.com (Dave Mack) writes:
>. The thing that
>really bothers me is that, in the last scene in the sheriff's office,
>Lucy was starting to show a noticeable bulge in the abdominal area.
>Don't these people bother to keep track of how much time has passed
>in TP? She's barely over three months pregnant; she can't possibly
>be starting to show it yet.
>
>Dave Mack


A lot you know.  Everyone is different!  Besides--could be multiples!!!

Susan (Mother of two)


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Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: NO SUCH THING!
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cheng-fred@CS.YALE.EDU (Fred Cheng) writes:

<Okay, okay.  Ha ha.  I sincerely apologize for pooping on everyone's party,
<but it's time to tell people that this whole 1/26 thing is a big ruse.
<I'm not trying to be haughty or self-righteous about his sort of thing;
<it's just that there are *A LOT* of people out there who are really into
<Twin Peaks, and it's a big deal to them if they've missed an episode.
<It's time to stop freaking them out.  I, for one, initially panicked
<when I thought that I had missed an episode of my favorite show.

<So, I'm going out on a limb--flame away if you like--and saying that
<this whole business about a 1/26 episode is a big EKOJ!  (ie. Joke --  someone
<posted a summary of the final scene of the supposed 1/26 episode,
<saying that the word "EKOJ" was written in sticks--clever).

<Anyway, anyone out there who is truly disappointed about missing a 1/26
<episode, take heart.  Nothing was missed.

<To those who participated in the hoax--kudos for your cleverness.  Ever
<thought of submitting a script to Lynch/Frost (some of that stuff was
<pretty good).

First of all, the above posting is all part of a hoax intended to get us
to believe that the 1/26 episode never happened. Well all of us who saw
the show know the truth. Unfortunately, I seemed to have recorded over
my tape and now I'm in need of a copy of the 1/26 episode! I would be
willing to trade for a copy of my newly released Japanese laserdisc
version of the Twin Peaks pilot, you know the one discussed here a week
ago - the 5 hour version that contains scenes never before seen in
either the US or European versions? You may remember that we discussed
the much longer dream/dwarf sequence and the early appearance of the
giant just before the scene with Mike and Bobby in jail, etc. This is
desperate!

--
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   Lynch/Frost have painted themselves into so many corners in 1/26 (plus
there are arguments with all the people who put in cameo appearances:
Cybille Shephard, Bruce Willis, John Cleese, Prunella Scales, the Bunny)
over what share of the residuals they're entitled to that they have decided
to retroactively cancel the episode by launching a disinformation campaign
that it never happened.  

   Fortunately, limited edition videos of this hard-to-find episode are availa-
ble.  Send a shoebox with $100 in unmarked bills to:
ZZ


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Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: NO SUCH THING!
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Anyone who is in doubt about the 1/26 episode clearly hasn't been
reading this group religiously enough.  Where were all you
now-confused people BEFORE 1/26?  You only come running once you
discover you may have missed something.  If you were truly devoted
Peaks fans, you would have been carefully watching the group to learn
every programming detail.  Then you would know, like the faithful of
us do, exactly when and where the 1/26 episode aired, and who you
could possibly contact to get a tape.

Let this be a lesson to you.

--
Janet Swisher			Internet: swsh@midway.uchicago.edu	
University of Chicago		Phone: (312) 702-7608
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In <8bdPf2a00WBK42pfY7@andrew.cmu.edu>, Marci Swede writes:

> OK BE NICE---  THERE WAS *NO* REPEAT *NO* 1/26 SHOW.

They're not going to repeat the 1/26 show???  I missed the first 10 minutes!

The rest of it was sort of confusing; I'm not sure *how* Donna got through
Evelyn's pack of trained Attack Owls to rescue James, but I liked the bits
of the scene that I saw.  Sort of an interesting Gothic viewpoint placed
on a house we've seen more normally in previous episodes.

On another note, I thought that it was Mrs. Tremond in that Weird Sisters
scene, not Mrs. Hayward; but I have a small tv and the smoky atmosphere
of the scene sort of confused things.

Anyway, if *anyone* can get me a copy of the 1/26 episode, please send
me mail.  I *must* see that opening scene!


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Subject: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! 1/26/91 episode
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WILL SOMEBODY WITH A LEVEL FUCKING HEAD TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT THE 1/26/91
EPISODE!!!!!?????!!!!!?????
I used to think that you guys were fun, but evidently a few of you decided
to hatch a plot to make all of us that did not watch TV that night really
pissed off that we did. Those of you(and you know who you are) forgot to
take into account the fact that you are dealing with an obsessed group
of people here. These are people, much like myself, that get extremely
upset when we see notices at the end of the show that say "in two weeks"
because some people have taken a joke a little too far, many people, 
I am sure, have become irritated and will probably never read this line
again (notice the distinct lack of postings in the last few days? I used
to read 50-80 in a day, the last 3 days-NONE!!!) If this line dies because
a few people went too far with a practical joke, it will be a shame. I
enjoy reading alt.tv.twin-peaks because of the insight on shows that
actually exist, and not for practical jokes. I hope that this post 
straightens things out, and I will wait to hear about the 2/2 episode, that
is, if it really exists. I am sure that I am going to get a lot of hate
mail from this, but I think that a practical joke, no matter how good, 
can only be taken so far, and this is beyond limits. Anyone who agrees with
me can also mail. I'll sure be able to use the support. Thanks for letting
me get this out of the way.
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     st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu      !  and the only thing different
                                       !  is my locker combination."
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! 1/26/91 episode
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In-Reply-To: st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu's message of 30 Jan 91 23:19:09 GMT

Dear Idiot:

    Get a Life.

I don't know why your news-reader is messed up, but there have been more
postings in the last 3 days than I have seen in a long time on this
group, which just proves that 1/26 was one of the best episodes this
season.  I hope that can follow up on Saturday


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks,alt.config
Subject: CALL FOR DISCUSSION: alt.tv.twin-peaks.january.26
Summary: Isolate the wound and maybe it'll go away
Keywords: hoax hoax hoax
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Nearly 90% of traffic on alt.tv.twin-peaks has been on the subject of the
fictitious episode of January 26th, a day on which no episode was aired,
despite whate some people are saying.

The fake episode created by the people of alt.tv.twin-peaks has almost taken
on a life of its own, full of new plot twists, cameo appearances, and
regional anomalies.

Since this episode now has a life of its own, it deserves a newsgroup of its
own.


David G. Paschich
dpassage@ocf.berkeley.edu
Just say not to huge .sigs!


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Subject: 1/26 Episode: It Never Really Happened.
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Alright, already.

As much as I have enjoyed the pseudo-commentary and discussion (it's about
time we loosened up about the show), the piteous murmurs of confusion on
this group (like when someone seriously considers the possibility of the
"regional" broadcasts--Puh-Leeze!  Here and I never really thought that the
smiley was all that necessary...), and the rapid approach of the *real*
Episode 2014 bring me to the following announcement, for those stragglers
who haven't caught on:

THERE WAS NO EPISODE ON 1/26/91.

The thread originated solely here, on a.t.t-p, where Rod Johnson cleverly
(and straight-facedly) invented a commentary/description of a non-existent
episode--more or less a biting satire on our discussion habits, not to
mention on the show itself.

For those of you who might have missed it:

(God, I feel like Joe Piscopo's Ted Koppel)

THERE WAS NO EPISODE ON 1/26/91.

Cordially,

M.S. Rooney

P.S.: My favorite posting in the entire thread remains Kathleen Hunt's
      "transcript" of the scene at the end in the Sheriff's office, with
      the llama and the OAM babbling mystically.  "Birds can fly," indeed.


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In article <JYM.91Jan31021546@remarque.berkeley.edu>, jym@berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer) writes...
>___
>__  Look, I'm sick of you people nitpicking my favorite show.
>_   Get a life!
>    <_Jym_>
> 
>No flames, please.

Oh sure, I try to hold out for some sense of continuity and evenness of tone
and I get flamed.  Thanks a lot, pal.  Look, 1/26/91 was *interesting*, but it
wasn't consistent with what we've come to expect from the folks at Twin
Peaks.  I agree, watching a horde of dwarfs dance the lambada in the lobby of
the Great Northern while Cat Stevens and Salman Rushdie duet on "Peace Train"
exerts a certain morbid fascination, but it doesn't advance the story, you
know?  I like Jimmy Stewart as much as the next guy, and it was cute to see
him and Marlene Dietrich reprise their roles from "Destry Rides Again"
(was that really her, though? I thought she had died), but it just didn't
fit in. As for the finale - well, it tried to make up for what it lacked in
originality with sheer pyrotechnics and it just didn't work, IMHO. (you *will*
agree that it was *stolen* directly from the Book of Revelations, won't you?)
And another thing, there is no way the body of a full grown alpaca will fit
inside a croquet bag, so that whole scene was the merest nonsense.

Acquire an existence, yourself!


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From: tlynch@nntp-server.caltech.edu (Timothy W. Lynch)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: It Never Really Happened.
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rooney@oxy.edu (Michael Sean Rooney) writes:

>Alright, already.

[bits about how the 1/26 episode never happened]

Yeah, but wasn't it hilarious?  :-)

>P.S.: My favorite posting in the entire thread remains Kathleen Hunt's
>      "transcript" of the scene at the end in the Sheriff's office, with
>      the llama and the OAM babbling mystically.  "Birds can fly," indeed.

Well, my votes for alt.tv.twin-peaks commendations (or threats, depending
on how compulsive you are :-) ) go to:

Rod Johnson, for starting the whole thing.
David Coufal, for the fake credits.
and (I think...but I'm not positive) Sanjiv Sarwate, for his two backwards
verses that Audrey Horne "read".

A special bravo to them, but my compliments to all concerned.  God, this was
fun to read.

Tim Lynch (Cornell's first Astronomy B.A.; one of many Caltech grad students)
BITNET:  tlynch@citjuliet
INTERNET:  tlynch@juliet.caltech.edu
UUCP:  ...!ucbvax!tlynch%juliet.caltech.edu@hamlet.caltech.edu
...but I bet some people still won't figure it out...


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Subject: Re: CALL FOR DISCUSSION: alt.tv.twin-peaks.january.26
Summary: moderate the discussion
Keywords: Cole Weslock Master Grayhill
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In article <1991Jan31.202037.7599@news.gvl.unisys.com> markw@gvlf8-e.gvl.unisys.com (Mark H. Weber) writes:
>In article <1991Jan31.200542.9708@agate.berkeley.edu> dpassage@tornado.Berkeley.EDU (David G. Paschich) writes:
>>Nearly 90% of traffic on alt.tv.twin-peaks has been on the subject of the
>>fictitious episode of January 26th, a day on which no episode was aired,
>>despite whate some people are saying.
>>
>>Since this episode now has a life of its own, it deserves a newsgroup of its
>>own.
>>
>
>Why not wait a couple of weeks, and see if the discussion is still going then?
>
>Mark

I think the january-26 newsgroup is an excellent idea. 
It should be a moderated group to keep out the whiners who missed it.

The Jan 26 episode may be even more intermittant than once thought. 
I got it but my wife didn't.

--
--  Kevin Langston      langston@convex.com
--                      langston@frontier.lonestar.org
--
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In article <132@crystel.UUCP> ronnie@eddie.mit.edu writes:

>Find the gif frame where LEO is touching his nose with his tongue.

Well, at least now we know the real reason Shelley fell for Leo.
(I never bought that "hot car" story she gave Bobby...)

:-)


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Subject: Re: 26 Jan episode in the bay area
Summary: Need tape if it was shown
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Waahhh!! Was this shown in the bay area? If so, does anyone have a tape I can 
borrow? 


Thanks! 


Disclaimer: Sun Microsystems may not share my opinions but is welcome to do so at
any time. 


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Subject: Re: Commercial for 2/2 show
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In article <3262@polari.UUCP> archie@polari.UUCP (Elizabeth Eaton) writes:
>
> I just saw the commercial for the 2/2 show, and it looks like Audrey
>IS going to take over at the Great Noerthers. (So much for neat typing)
>and there's a shot of Leo with an axe!!!!!  Does this mean we here in Seattle 
>are going to miss the 1/26 show entirely?

Apparently "missing things entirely" is the rule up there....

Mat

-- 
W Mat Waites              |  Walking the wire is living,
{gatech,emory}!emcard!mat |  the rest is just waiting. - Wallenda


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  Hi. Could someone mail me a synopsis of the 1/19 episode? I missed
it and haven't been able to catch one on the newsgroup. 

  Not seeing it made 1/26 very difficult to follow.


-Rob



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In article <6991@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> paular@kubiki.Eng.Sun.COM (Paul Arthur) writes:
>
>Waahhh!! Was this shown in the bay area? If so, does anyone have a tape I can 
>borrow? 

Well yes and no.

It WAS shown in the northern 2/3 of San Fran and Oakland.

However, most of the rest of the area recieved the Mountain Time Zone version
which wasn't nearly as good.

-Matt brockman


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  Gee, usually people jump right in with their favorite quotes from an
episode.  I thought the 1/26/91 episode had some unforgettable lines,
here are some of my faves:

"Calamity Jane, meet LITTLE ELVIS!"

"Apocalypse? What's Carribean music without accompaniment got to do with BOB?"

[sigh] "God, I love the smell of brimstone in the morning."

"When llamas go bad, there's *always* hell to pay."

"It's *Dick*! Is he -"
"Yes, I'm afraid so. He's dead. Dead and wrapped in -"
"Plastic?"
"No...  ... latex." 


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH!  26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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Brett J. Vickers writes: [re: Jan. 26 episode]
>rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>
>>--what the heck was Johnny Horne doing driving a *police car*??
>
>Good question.  If you listen to him carefully while he is
>mumbling, you can almost hear him say something about owls.
>At least I think that's what he was saying.
>
I thought he said, "J'ai une ame solitaire."
What's the French word for owl? Maybe he was talking about owls in French.


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Subject: Re: [Not] Kimmy Robertson ???
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> AND CUT THE SHIT ABOUT THE 1/26/91 EPISODE!!!  WHAT DID THEY DO,
> DECIDE TO SHOW IT ON A TOWN-BY-TOWN BASIS IN CALIFORNIA?  WILL
> SOMEONE ADMIT THAT IT DOESN'T EXIST? ANYONE?
___
__  No, it really depended on your cable company.  The San
_   Francisco station I usually watch it on didn't carry it,
    but my friend gets like 50 cable stations (half of them
    seem to be wildlife shows!), and I found it on one of
    those.  I think the station we watched was from up north
    of here (in logging country---I guess that's _Twin_Peaks_
    and anti-owl (no flames, please) territory), or maybe it
    was just in the northern Central Valley, like around
    Vacaville.
___
__  I'll have to check the tape.  Since I missed taping the
_   beginning, I didn't bother to edit out the commercials.
    It probably has the station identification on it.
    <_Jym_>

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::\ \___/ /:: I put my panties on one leg at a time. ::| Fine |/::
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! 1/26/91 episode
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___
__  Here's the scoop:  The January 26th episode wasn't aired
_   everywhere.  As we've seen here, it was pretty bizarre.
___
__  People who hadn't seen it started saying that there wasn't
_   such an episode.  Once they started posting things to that
    effect, even going so far as to declare it a hoax, others
    got playful:  They started making things up.
___
__  What can I say?  Some of the postings about the 26th episode
_   are accurate, and some are not.  It was bizarre, but not as
    bizarre as the postings suggest!  For example, that bit about
    _Moonlighting_ and Marlene Dietrich was just people yanking
    our chains.  The stuff about the Dalai Lama wasn't, though.
    <_Jym_>

:::.-----.::: Jym Dyer :::::: jym@mica.berkeley.edu :::.______.:::
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Subject: Favorite quote from 1/26 episode
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Favorite quote from 1/26:
Albert on the phone to coop:
"Of all the things I know, one has always fascinated me: how supposedly
normal people of what they claim to be average intellegence say they
saw something that did not exist, while the rest of the world wonders what
they've been watching. I don't know, Coop, perhaps you or your llama
can explain it."



hee...
actually, I've more enjoyed the agony and utter frustration conveyed over
the net by people who are willing to sacrifice their first born to get
a copy of the 1/26 tape. I dunno about you- but I'm keeping mine safe-
ougth to prove a valuable collectors item.....


rON. (blowfish@hydra.unm.edu!ariel.unm.edu)
"It is only with the heart that one see rightly;
 what is essential is invisible to the eye."


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Alright, already.

As much as I have enjoyed the pseudo-commentary and discussion (it's about
time we loosened up about the show), the piteous murmurs of confusion on
this group (like when someone seriously considers the possibility of the
"regional" broadcasts--Puh-Leeze!  Here and I never really thought that the
smiley was all that necessary...), and the rapid approach of the *real*
Episode 2014 bring me to the following announcement, for those stragglers
who haven't caught on:

THERE WAS NO EPISODE ON 1/26/91.

The thread originated solely here, on a.t.t-p, where Rod Johnson cleverly
(and straight-facedly) invented a commentary/description of a non-existent
episode--more or less a biting satire on our discussion habits, not to
mention on the show itself.

For those of you who might have missed it:

(God, I feel like Joe Piscopo's Ted Koppel)

THERE WAS NO EPISODE ON 1/26/91.

Cordially,

M.S. Rooney

P.S.: My favorite posting in the entire thread remains Kathleen Hunt's
      "transcript" of the scene at the end in the Sheriff's office, with
      the llama and the OAM babbling mystically.  "Birds can fly," indeed.


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
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I'm amazed that no one has mentioned Audrey and Cooper's fabulous
nude scene. Man, was that hot! I didn't realize you could show
full-frontal nudity on network t.v.
-- 

c2h5oh@ucscb.ucsc.edu | "Now what on earth does 'cream the butter'
                      | mean? I'd better look it up. I hope it's in
                      | this dictionary of Pictish and Proto-Saxon."


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Subject: AGH! Jan 26 episode
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One observation....

At the end of the "James Rescue" scene as they were riding off, wasn't 
James whistling the same tune (in a different key), that Cooper and 
Leland (as BOB) were singing/whistling ????

I played it back several times and I could swear he was whistling it.

Could BOB be headed towards James ??? (There IS enough room inside there!!)

Hmmm.....


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Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: It Never Really Happened.
Message-ID: <1991Feb1.184332.7872@nntp-server.caltech.edu>
Date: 1 Feb 91 18:43:32 GMT
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all this debate on weather 1/26 really happenned. the answer is clear to me -

ONLY THE PURE OF HEART COULD SEE IT!

oh well, I didn't get to see it!!

laura


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From: roddy@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Brian Roddy)
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Subject: Re: AGH! Jan 26 episode
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In article <1991Feb1.140559.7447@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> xxmartn@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>At the end of the "James Rescue" scene as they were riding off, wasn't 
>James whistling the same tune (in a different key), that Cooper and 
>Leland (as BOB) were singing/whistling ????
>I played it back several times and I could swear he was whistling it.
>Could BOB be headed towards James ??? (There IS enough room inside there!!)
>
I'm sure he is, because in the scene just before he was rescued, there
was a picture of Three Mile Island on the back wall.  Sure sign that 
BOB is near.

Small Nitpick:  Why doesn't Lynch kill off the bad actors instead of the
good ones?


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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c2h5oh@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Idealistic Bibliomystic) writes:
>I'm amazed that no one has mentioned Audrey and Cooper's fabulous
>nude scene. Man, was that hot! I didn't realize you could show
>full-frontal nudity on network t.v.

Give me a break.  You obviously could not have seen the 1/26 episode, or
else you're lying your ass off.  Nothing like this happened in the
Twin Peaks I saw that night.  Geez, talk about giving fuel to the people
who think this episode was a hoax...

--
bvickers@ics.uci.edu|"One who would guide a leader of men in the uses of life
brett@ucippro.bitnet| Will warn him against the use of arms for conquest.
                    | Even the finest arms are an instrument of evil:
                    | An army's harvest is a waste of thorns." - _Tao Te Ching_


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Subject: 1/26 Episode Cameos
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It was also a treat to see that the hunch a lot of people had about "the
late" Andy Kaufman turned out to be correct.

Angus MacDonald
idddev@well.sf.ca.us
Opinions expressed in this message are solely my own.


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Subject: Re: AGH! Jan 26 episode
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In article <1991Feb1.140559.7447@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> xxmartn@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
>At the end of the "James Rescue" scene as they were riding off, wasn't 
>James whistling the same tune (in a different key), that Cooper and 
>Leland (as BOB) were singing/whistling ????

Not only was it in a different key, but it was in minor Dorian, too.
That right there's proof enough that Jacoby will be the next person to
die.

Also, if you look *very* closely in the headlamp of the motorcycle
right before it hits the camera, you can definitely see a woman's eye
reflected in it.  That's proof that Laura has a second cousin who
looks almost exactly like Josie Packard.

>Could BOB be headed towards James ??? (There IS enough room inside there!!)

No, he's already got Shelley.  Remember the dream sequence that they
had near the beginning of the episode, when Cooper had a vision of a
dwarf taunting him on a Saturday-night comedy television show?

Hope this clears things up.

     << Brian >>

| Brian S. Kendig      \ Macintosh |   Engineering,   | bskendig             |
| Computer Engineering |\ Thought  |  USS Enterprise  | @phoenix.Princeton.EDU
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Subject: Clivus Multrum (Was Re: 1/26 Episode: It Never Really Happened.)
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In article <4983@vela.acs.oakland.edu>, rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes...
>(I'm still disappointed no one picked up on the Clivus Multrum.  I
>didn't think it was *possible* to be *too* obscure here!)
Some of us *did*.  Wasn't it better unacknowledged and thereby unpicked-on :-)

It was *great*, esp. in the context of recycling.

"I came to discuss plastic surgery, but I could wait."
					-- Martha Frankel

Eirikur Hallgrimsson
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From: carnes@ico.isc.com (Steve Carnes)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! 1/26/91 episode
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	st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>WILL SOMEBODY WITH A LEVEL F*CK*NG HEAD TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT THE 1/26/91
>EPISODE!!!!!?????!!!!!?????
>...(notice the distinct lack of postings in the last few days? I used
>to read 50-80 in a day, the last 3 days-NONE!!!)

Something's wrong with your newsfeed.  Due to all the net traffic this week
discussing the *outrageous* 1/26 show, the net powers created
alt.tv.twin-peaks.jan26.  That's where most of the discussion has been.
Talk with your sysops people.

>Thanks for letting me get this out of the way.

Sure, sure, and it was cheaper (and probably more effective) than the
63-year old psychologist nodding off all afternoon in the campus infirmary.
-- 
Steve Carnes       carnes@ico.isc.com        uucp: {ncar,nbires}!ico!carnes
"Goodbye and so long Glen Canyon Dam." - Seldom Seen Smith


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Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: It Never Really Happened.
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	rooney@oxy.edu (Michael Sean Rooney) writes:
 <blather about "THERE WAS NO EPISODE ON 1/26/91." deleted...>
>(God, I feel like Joe Piscopo's Ted Koppel)
>THERE WAS NO EPISODE ON 1/26/91.

Ack, I've been blind!  It was Joe Piscopo who played the coroner's
assistant on the 1/26 show.  He was the one who found the "m" under
the fingernail of Mrs. Hayward.

Thanks for the clue, M.S.!  I'll go home at lunch and rewatch the
episode.
-- 
Steve Carnes       carnes@ico.isc.com        uucp: {ncar,nbires}!ico!carnes
"Goodbye and so long Glen Canyon Dam." - Seldom Seen Smith


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From: russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Robert Russell)
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Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: It Never Really Happened.
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In article <1991Feb1.184332.7872@nntp-server.caltech.edu> floom@nntp-server.caltech.edu (Laura E. Floom) writes:
>
>all this debate on weather 1/26 really happenned. the answer is clear to me -
>
>ONLY THE PURE OF HEART COULD SEE IT!

You mean only the DAMNED and the GIFTED could see it!

(now if I only knew which category I fit in....)


-Matt Brockman


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From: hans@Software.Mitel.COM (Hans Johnsen)
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Subject: Re: 1/26/91 episode -- the llama scene
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...
>reveals something to an astonished Pete."  Can anyone tell me if that 
>describes the 1/26 episode?  I hope so; I wouldn't mind being one week
>behind the rest of the country, (it's better than missing an episode) but
>I doubt that that's what will happen.

>--If indeed TV stations here and elsewhere are just planning to skip the
>1/26 episode, could somebody post a summary of the plot of said episode


Well, never let it be said again that only intellectual people watch
twin peaks. There seems to be a lot of people who haven't yet figured
out that 1/26 is a hoax, even after all the inconsistencies in the
stories about it.

Of course, maybe I'm just one of those people who didn't get it, and
I'm in denial :^).


Hans


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Subject: Re: MAC Sound for 1/26 Episode
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In article <132@crystel.UUCP> ronnie@crystel.UUCP (Ron Schnell) writes:

>I have made the audio to the 1/26 episode available via anonymous ftp from
>UUNET.UU.NET in /pub/audio/twin-peaks/tp[000000-90000]. 

That's a neat idea, but you're lying, apparently.  There is no
directory /pub/audio on uunet.
Are these actually around somewhere?

Eric Olson <ejo@ims.alaska.edu> Gryphon Gang Fairbanks AK 99775
"...Like, when people ask you what 'Relax' was about, when it first
came out we used to pretend it was about motivation, and really it was
about shagging."  --Mark O'Toole of Frankie Goes to Hollywood


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From: lester@ttidca.TTI.COM (jim)
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Subject: Re: Sound problems during 1/26/91 episode
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In article <3452@nosc.NOSC.MIL> carlin@gandalf.nosc.mil (Mike Carlin) writes:
>
>KGTV Channel 10, the ABC affiliate in San Diego, experienced sound 
>problems during the 1/26/91 episode.  The audio level dropped so low that
>it became impossible to hear any dialog.  Did any other part of the
>country suffer this problem or was it limited to San Diego?  
>Unfortunately, the problem occurred during the pivotal scene where Dick
>died.  Just as Dick was about to utter his final words, the sound dropped
>out :-(.  I'd appreciate it if someone would post Dick's last words.
I also noticed the dialog dropping out in several places, but it wasn't so
bad that I couldn't understand it (except when Dick was making gurgling
noises and trying to talk at the same time).
Dick said "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
I think Johnny has been getting out a lot more than we were led to believe.
Did you notice the Bookhouse Boys patch on Johnny's jacket (upper left arm)?
He's an excellent driver.
I agree with the viewer who said the "insulin" was B0B-away, the familiar
blue gel, now in paste form:-)  But why was there so much of it?  One for
each solitary soul?
Re: the white horse at the waterfall...I think Cooper is going to realise
that it is his only way to get to the White Lodge.  Remember the OAM said
one could fly to the Lodge (like an owl) or get there on cloven hooves or
four legs or something similar (in other words, a two-legged creature can't
just walk there).  But he'll probably have to go thru the Black Lodge first.
What was Bobby's motive for shooting Cooper, anyway?  Or was this some kind
of ruse to flush out the real assailant?
Can't wait for 2/2/91.
--Jim


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Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <4900@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
>In article <1991Jan28.004427.10251@eff.org> mnemonic@eff.org (Mike Godwin) writes:
>
>>P.S. I'm with Brett--I missed the bit about Andrew Packard's being
>>a diabetic.
>
>I dunno, maybe I'm wrong (that's never happened before!)--what else
>would Packard be doing with all that insulin?  That *was* insulin,
>wasn't it?

No, no, Rod.  That wasn't insulin, in was *humulin* (the synthetic form of
insulin).
Remember he made that clear when he told Catherine, and Lola (this was the
first we'd seen of her, right?) that Eckerts plan was to acquire the mill, so
that he could use it as a cover to manufacture humulin domestically, using the
cheap labor of all those unemployed loggers, and therefore ruin all the domestic
pharmecutical (sp) company's who produce insulin (i.e. Lilly, Squibb, Bob's
Insulin Shop).

If that happens, then all of Packards investments in those company's won't be
worth pennies!

All you guy's who missed this must've been seein' a man about a horse when
this happened.  I usually wait for the commercials.  Otherwise, who knows what
you'll miss?

BTW: I figured that Andrew was a diabetic when we first saw him a few weeks ago.
When he stepped out of the shadows, he had an alcohol swap in his left (or was
it right) hand.  Also, there was a syringe cap on the desk where Catherine sat.
Oh no!  I hope that Josie didn't see it!

>-- 
> Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 



-- 
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Has anyone else mentioned the new music introduced on TP 1-26?

I guess that the public brawl between Lynch and Angelo Balathatteverhisnameis
has caused Angelo to be kicked off the TP production squad.

However, I was pleased to see that Paul Westerberg of The Replacements was
choosen to score the music for the 1-26 show.  However, I think that playing
"I Will Dare" during that wacky car chase scene was too much.

I saw Lynch on _Donahue_ last week discussing his fallout with Angelo.  He
said that he is choosing a different musical artist to score each new show.
So far he has lined up:

	Next week : Chuck D. and Flavor Flav
	In 3 Weeks: Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares

I can't wait!


-- 
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Subject: Re: Kimmy Robertson ???
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In article <0094387C.EB1502E0@pip.cc.brandeis.edu> st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
 ...AND CUT THE SHIT ABOUT THE 1/26/91 EPISODE!!!
>WHAT DID THEY DO, DECIDE TO SHOW IT ON A TOWN-BY-TOWN BASIS IN CALIFORNIA?
>WILL SOMEONE ADMIT THAT IT DOESN'T EXIST? ANYONE?

OK. You're right; it's not fair. We've had a good long run of this scam,
and a lot of people were fooled, but now we have to admit it.

California doesn't exist.

Sam Needham - pretending to be a grad student at a backlot in Vegas codenamed
"UCLA". 




"Look, Mr Vaculik", he said with a smile ... " I know you'll put all this into
one of your articles... and you'll call it 'A Cup of Coffee with My
Interrogator'" I almost fell off my chair. It was no use - they know everything.
-Ludvik Vaculik, "A Cup of Coffee with My Interrogator"


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      I have missed the last two episodes(1/19,1/26). I know, blaspheme, etc.
I am ready to attone my sending by gladly reading any synopsis anyone would
care to send me.
                                            -The Joker


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In article <23043@ttidca.TTI.COM> lester@ttidca.TTI.COM (jim) writes:

>What was [???]'s motive for shooting Cooper, anyway?  Or was this some kind
>of ruse to flush out the real assailant?

HEY!  There are still people who haven't seen this episode and don't
want to know that it was Bobby who shot Cooper.  Be cool.  (I've taken
the liberty of removing Bobby's name from your article so that people
who don't want to know it was Bobby won't see his name up there.)


-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

           "The sun is one foot wide"  --Heraclitus


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
Keywords: Major SPOILERS
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In article <27A9CEAF.23477@ics.uci.edu> bvickers@ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) writes:
>c2h5oh@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Idealistic Bibliomystic) writes:
><I'm amazed that no one has mentioned Audrey and Cooper's fabulous
><nude scene. Man, was that hot! I didn't realize you could show
><full-frontal nudity on network t.v.
 
>Give me a break.  You obviously could not have seen the 1/26 episode, or
>else you're lying your ass off.  Nothing like this happened in the
>Twin Peaks I saw that night.  Geez, talk about giving fuel to the people
>who think this episode was a hoax...


Hey dude - don't get pissed at *me* because your station was too
tight-ass to show the "X" version....
-- 

c2h5oh@ucscb.ucsc.edu | "Now what on earth does 'cream the butter'
                      | mean? I'd better look it up. I hope it's in
                      | this dictionary of Pictish and Proto-Saxon."


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From: dxs@Unify.Com (Dale R. Shaver)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: Episode on 1/26?????
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Date: 4 Feb 91 02:09:21 GMT
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Yeah, and the end of the episode, they told the famous

GREEN GOLFBALL JOKE!!!

Boy, was that a knee-slapper!!

PS. Did you know that the word "Gullible" is mispelled in 
    the latest Webster's Dictionary?

-- 
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From: svihla@evax0.eng.fsu.edu (Kurt Svihla)
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Subject: MANNEQUIN
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My guess is that the body at the end of the 1/19 episode will turn out to be
an FBI agent, not a MANNEQUIN.  Everybody seems to be looking forward to an 
episode on 2/2, though -didn't the 1/26 show have a trailer that said: "In
Two Weeks"? I was sure I read that ABC was going to show a pilot about two
ex-Sumo wrestlers and their zany adventures as taxi dancers in the big city.

_______________________________________________________________________________
|             | Disclaimer: The part about the there not being a 2/2 show is,  |
| Kurt Svihla | of course, sheer whimsy.  I just thought the thread should be  |
|             | carried out to its logical conclusion (I guess the ultimate    |
|             | would be to post a bunch of articles accusing people who post  |
|     Pax     | about the 2/2 show of making the whole thing up - or would that|
|             | be flogging a dead horse? (you know, a dead white horse, like  |
|             | the one Cooper shot out from under the pale rider at the very  |
|     / \     | witching hour of night, just as he was going forth to breathe  |
|ooo__@_@__ooo| contagion upon the world at the end of 1/26)___________________|


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Subject: Re: 1/26 Episode: It Never Really Happened.
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In article <5030@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Robert Russell) writes:
#In article <1991Feb1.184332.7872@nntp-server.caltech.edu> floom@nntp-server.caltech.edu (Laura E. Floom) writes:
#>
#>all this debate on weather 1/26 really happenned. the answer is clear to me -
#>
#>ONLY THE PURE OF HEART COULD SEE IT!
#
#You mean only the DAMNED and the GIFTED could see it!
#
#(now if I only knew which category I fit in....)

Damn You!  There, happy?  :-)


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From: dvb@emisle.emisle (David Van Beveren)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: downloaded 1/26 Episode
Message-ID: <1991Feb4.214452.11372@emisle.uucp>
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I finally downloaded that 1/26 episode, frame by frame. 

(Actually, with over 846Million frames, I used 150 T1 Lines, still it took
 5 days)

WHAT A HOAX!!!

There was no 1/26 episode of TP! That thing I downloaded was the 1-hour
'Brady Bunch goes to the Grand Canyon' episode. Boy, don't I feel dumb.
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: AGH! 26 Jan episode
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Date: 4 Feb 91 14:59:25 GMT
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  ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!
  THE TRUTH IS OUT!!
  There wasn't an episode on 1/26/91 unless these people were in another
dimension not of sight, sound but of mind, etc.
  I should have figured out long ago with these scenes:
Leo mellowed down? with that mark the Major had?
Food fight with Ben, Pete and Catherine?
WE in a car commercial?
The llama, OAM, and Cooper scene?
Johnny Horne driving?
Audrey and Cooper in a 'X'-rated scene?

All in all a good hoax. Could someone bring these creative talents
together to form an outline to THE PHANTOM 1/26/1991?


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In article <91035.095925ACPS6410@Ryerson.CA> ACPS6410@Ryerson.CA (Nadir U Ahmed) writes:

>Food fight with Ben, Pete and Catherine?

That's Ben, Pete and DOC.

-- 
 Rod Johnson  *  rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu  *  (313) 650 2315 

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Subject: Re: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! 1/26/91 episode
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In <009437E7.634338E0@pip.cc.brandeis.edu>, st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
) 
) WILL SOMEBODY WITH A LEVEL ------- HEAD TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT THE 1/26/91
) EPISODE!!!!!?????!!!!!?????
) I used to think that you guys were fun, but evidently a few of you decided
) to hatch a plot to make all of us that did not watch TV that night really
) ...
) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
) -----Jason Bilsky                      ! "Seven schools in seven states
)      st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu      !  and the only thing different
)                                        !  is my locker combination."
) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

This gent proves beyond all shadow of a doubt the axiom:

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's
mouth and remove all doubt.

If you're that obsessed, you need therapy.  Yeesh.

Personally, I've been collecting the entire 1/26 thread - I find it
vastly amusing.  I love TP, didn't watch 1/26, am not the least bit
concerned about it and never was, especially not after the 2/2/ episode.

Just for fun, though, let's use 2015 as the id for the 2/2/91 episode.

Yeah, that'll fix 'em!  HAH!

-- 
Mark A. Hull-Richter    UUCP:  ccicpg!mhr       In all things, restraint,
ICL North America                               especially with respect
9801 Muirlands Blvd                             to posting articles and
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From: eshibuya@uhccux.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Eric Shibuya)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: January 26 (episode 2013.5)
Summary: Many Thanks to all
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Thanks to all who made returning to this newsgroup so enjoyable...the
stuff on the "episode" on January 26 was absolutely priceless.

Oh, and I don't know about all of you, but the Hawaii version of 1/26 
was absolutely horrible.  In an obvious attempt to boost ratings, the
entire show was done with the full cast wearing bathing suits :->
(Wouldn't that make for some interesting images?)

Thanks again.


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From: csu@alembic.acs.com (Dave Mack)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Subject: Re: preview for 2/16
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In article <jms.2684@vanth.UUCP> jms@vanth.UUCP (Jim Shaffer) writes:
>"A little pine weasel is about to become a household word."
>
>Now what the heck is THAT about?!  Don't we have quite enough sub-plots
>going right now?

This was foreshadowed in the 1/26 episode when Cooper begins to show
an interest in fur-ranching as a possible career if he is expelled
from the Bureau. You must remember the scene with Cooper and Pete,
just before the pie-fight:

C: Pete, what is that on your head?

P: It's a hat.

C: I meant, what's it made out of?

P: OH! Sorry. That's pine weasel.

C: Pine weasel?

P: Yeah. Pine weasel.

C: Did you make it yourself?

P: Yup. Trapped the little varmints, skinned 'em, cured the hides,
   and sewed it together myself. Took two years.

C: Two years! Why so long?

P: Hard to catch pine weasels. A guy who could farm those things like
   they do minks and - what are those other things, marmosets? Anyway -
   that guy could make a fortune.

C: Nice hat, Pete.

P: Thanks. You want another cup of coffee?

-- 
Dave Mack


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Desperately seeking complete line of tapes.  Willing to pay in sex or money.
(Well, maybe just money.)  Make me an offer I can't refuse!  Dori


