These are gags to the Infocom adventure 'Hollywood Hijinx', 
brought to you by Twan Lintermans from Holland. 
 
Try the following and have a good laugh: 
 
1. "move rug" in foyer 
2. "examine matchbox" in kitchen 
3. "put film in film projector", while the film projector is 
    turned on 
4. "kill me" 
5. "ring doorbell" in Front Porch [several times]  
6. "read status line" from the mailbox in the Front Porch 
7. "call 576-1801" 
8. "call 576-1851" 
9. "wear skis" in Foyer, and try going north 
10. "play piano" in Parlor 
11. play the song from the screen in the screening room a second 
    time 
12. "move trunk" in Attic 
13. "damned" 
14. "take handles" in guest room 
15. enter bedroom to the north from Upstairs Hall, East 
16. "call me" in Master Bedroom 
17. "examine newel" in Upstairs Hall, Middle 
18. "go down" from Upstairs Hall, Middle, without turning the 
    newel first 
19. "go up" just after gag 18 
20. "go north" from the Inlet 
21. "go east" from the Beach 
22. "open flashlight" 
23. the longest gag ever is to play the film 'A Corpse Line' in 
    the screening room. Be sure to save your game first, though!! 
24. "wear catcher's mask" 
25. examine all the treasures, to find out to which (incredibly 
    funny titled) movie they belong 
26. "wear toupee" 
27. "hit Herman" without any weapon 
28. "kick Herman" 
29. "swim" while wearing skis 
