
Selected transcripts from Monty Python TV, movies and records.
None of these were entered by me or anybody at DCIEM, most were pulled
from a local BBS; some were contributed by USENET people. Enjoy!

File		Description
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README		This file
albatross	The Albatross sketch from "Live at City Center"
allthings	"All Things Dull and Ugly" song from "Contractual Obligation" LP
anneelk		"Miss Anne Elk" from Monty Python's Previous Record
arab		"Never Be Rude to an Arab" song from "Contractual Obligation" LP
argument	The Argument Clinic sketch
bishop		The Dead Bishop on the Landing sketch from "Live at City Center"
blackmail	Blackmail!  The TV Game show 
bookshop	The Bookshop sketch 
brian		The opening song from "Life of Brian"
bridge		The Bridgekeeper scene from "The Holy Grail"
brightside	The "Bright Side of Life" song from "Life of Brian"
bruce		The Australian sketch from "Live at City Center"
					(Includes "The Philosophers' Song")
camelot		The Camelot song 
cheeseshop	The Cheese Shop sketch 
chinese		"I Love Chinese" song from "Contractual Obligation" LP
decompose	"Decomposing Composers" from "Contractual Opligation" LP
everysperm	"Every Sperm is Sacred" song
face		"Sit on My Face" song from "Contractual Obligation" LP
fishlicense	The Fish License sketch (Includes "Eric the Half-Bee" song)
french		The French castle scene  
frog		The Crunchy Frog sketch from the Hollywood Bowl 
galaxy		The Galaxy song
grail		The Blessing from the Lord 
grenade		The Holy Hand Grenade scene 
idiot		"A Song for the Sensitive" from "Live at Drury Lane"
lumberjack	The Lumberjack song 
medical		"Medical Love" song from "Contractual Obligation" LP
medoctor	The hilarious "Me, Doctor?" 
melish		"Ralph Melish" from "Matching Tie and Handkerchief" LP
ni		The Knights Who Say Ni scene from "The Holy Grail"
noelcoward	"Not Noel Coward" song from "Meaning of Life"
nudge		Nudge Nudge, KnowhatImean, Saynomore!  
penguin		The Penguin on top of the Television Set 
petshop		The Dead Parrot Sketch 
robin		The song of Sir Robin from "The Holy Grail"
sermon		"Sermon on the Mount" from "The Life of Brian"
sheep		The sheep in the trees sketch 
spam		Need I describe it?
string		The advertising sketch 
swamp		The complete Swamp Castle scene 
undertaker	The undertaker sketch
victor		The tale of Sir Victor and the angel
wisemen		The nativity scene from "Life of Brian"
witch		The famous Witch Burning scene 

