
                 USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN
                TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS:

AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
        Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
        I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
        with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
        I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST.
        It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk
        of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
        If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages
        I will glady reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY.
        I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
        travelling as reporters.

BALLI, BALLI, BALLI !
        Whatever you say!

