

This is an english/german dictionary of motoring terms(non-serious,this is 
eunet.jokes remember).
The reason german was selected was because when they don't have an
existing word they can sometimes assemble a new one from bits they already
have.Therefore non-british people who speak english should pronounce the
german phonetically.
I would like to appologise to any germans offended by this gross misuse of 
their language,but its all done in the best possible taste.

P.S.   "Don't mention the war" - Basil Fawlty,Fawlty Towers. c.BBC 1975



INDICATORS              Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

BONNET                  Pullnob und Knucklechoppen

EXHAUST                 Spitzenpoppenhangentuben

SPEEDOMETER             Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

CLUTCH                  Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken

PUNCTURE                Die Phlatt mit Bludyfucken

LEARNER                 Die Twatten mit Elplate

ESTATE CAR              Der Bagzeroomfurshagginaute

PARKING METER           Der tennarpinscher und Zlochenarr

WINDSCREEN WIPER        Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

POWER BRAKES            Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick

GEAR LEVER              Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen

FUEL GAUGE              Der Walletemptyung Meter

BREATHALYSER            Die Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen

REAR VIEW MIRROR        Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan

SEAT BELT               Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper

HEADLIGHTS              Das Dippendontdazzelubasted

EXHAUST FUMES           Die Koffundschplitterpoluter

HIGHWAY CODE            Der Wipen fur Arsen

FOG WARNING             Die Puttenklogdownan und Fukkitt

TRAFFIC JAM             Die Bluddifuckin Dammundblast

REAR SEAT               Der Schpringentester

TYRES                   Flatfahrts

BACKFIRE                Der Lowdenbangermekkenjumpen

JUGGERNAUT              Der Fukkengratt Trukken

ACCIDENT                Das Bleedinkmess

NEAR ACCIDENT           Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen

GARAGE                  Der Hieway Robberung

CYCLIST                 Der Peddallpushink Pilloken

SKID                    Die Bannanen Waltzen

DOUBLE WHITE LINES      Overtaken und Krunchen.



---- Thanks to all those who replied to "COMPANY CARS",much appreciated.

        I hope you like this latest offering courtesy of 'Ygorra',the
        Glasgow University Rag Mag.

     Again, my appologies to any Germans offended by this misappropriation
     of their language.I can incidentally speak German:

                        Entschuldigen sie bitte,ich bin sehr sehr sorry!

                                        - DIRTY HARRY

                (Its a 'sudden impact' when you finally get the joke.)


