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[ Intro / General Group Info (napalm) ] ---------------------------------------|

you rotten kids, get off my lawn. another month, more mind and head
blowing work from the cia digital mafia... cia conspiracy #67 !@#*
*(tm)as usual we have more great digital design from the creators crew.
despite recent changes in policy we have not been held back from doing
what we want to do. in the mean time, positions remain open for a low
res coordinator, if interested in working hard email me (see below).
muchas gracias this month to our intel freak, spot, for working on some
new spanky systems to help cia run better and get more miles to the
gallon.. AND as always a big thanks to all the contributing artists
this month.

.and now, its going back to school time! what will the future hold for
us? probably even MORE great work as the kids slack off and
procrastinate throughout high schools (haHA!) and colleges (doh!)
everywhere! for those professional members of the group.. well, lets
just hope they slack off at work a lot too.

And now.. some interesting things I heard on IRC this month:

[spot_] i'm on my sisters box right now anyway.. =)

<BlueDevil> it was probably the best one all year
<savageCOW> no way
<savageCOW> it was boring
<savageCOW> but that's just my opinion. :)
<BlueDevil> no it's not

<napa1m> just walking into mre's apartment makes you virtually
unconscious

ok.. so I said that last one, I hear myself ok?

email: napalm@creators.org
irc EFnet: #cia as napalm, napa1m, napalmCIA, etc..

On a more general scene related note (read: plug) check out
www.acheron.org as dangermouse tests out a new database driven version
of everyone's favorite scene site!



[ High Resolution News (Ikarus) ] ---------------------------------------------|

SUMMER IS GONE. GODDAMN YOU. WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE DID IT ALL GO.
These questions are floating throughout the minds of many, as
the uh, heat leaves, and 160+ mph wind ensues! Doomsday is on
track, we have crazy ass arabs running around with their
oh so precious AYKAYS, capping russians left and right! Well,
MAYBE A CERTAIN COMPETITOR MIGHT GET EFFECTED BY THIS! TEHEHEHE.
So, in the flurry of metallic devices being ignited by a discharge
of substance abuse, what have we accomplished ? A DAZZLING SHOW OF
EXCELLANTO VISUAL IN THE MOST HIP OF HIP. GAP STYLE. We're so
gaptified that we must plug. i'm just mad about saffron .. saffron's
mad about me .. i'm just mad about saffron .. she's just mad about me!


they call me :
melllllowwwww yelllllllowwwwwwwwww ...............

everybody in bondage_gear.


YEAH. nada neue informationes this month, so FUK U. nothingnothingnothing.
EVERYONE BE AVANT GARDE NOW, THE MOST HIP OF HIP.

IKARUS (spankedROTTEN)
ikarus@creators.org
IKARUS.CREATORS.ORG



[ Scrollz Literature News (Blue Devil) ] --------------------------------------|


There's gonna be some changes in these here parts! For the latest info
on Scrollz and its restructuring plans please email BlueDevil at:

bluedevi@hotmail.com


[ Web Design Department (Lamont) ]---------------------------------------------|


OK, we've got some people working on some beta design templates, and
we're all debating splash screens, rotating designs, and online pack
viewers on the super-duper-secret ciaweb mailing list. As always, if
you have an idea for creators.org, don't hesitate to e-mail it to me
at loser@kyd.net or lamont@phonelosers.org  Also check out some of
the pages made by members of the Web Division:

ikarus     http://ikarus.creators.org/
lamont     http://www.phonelosers.org/~lamont/
lordscrlt  http://www.kracked.com/~lordscarlet/somnium/
spot       http://www.sp0t.com/

PeaCe ouT GFuNK HoMie DaWG

Lamont Cranston
CiA Web Division Head



[ Intelligence (Spot) ] -------------------------------------------------------|

yoyoyoyo! Sup everyone, august has been wild. As a few of you know I have been
blessed(?) with living in texas. So its be HOT. Damn HOT! WAAAY DAMN TOO HOT!
BUt, I'm happy cause august is OVER, woooo! =) And we are proceeding into winter.

We have started the coding process on the backend of the new intel website.
Bad news for you is you will never be able to see it. Yup, its only accessable
by senior staff. It will allow us to automaticly send out monthly reminders to
the staff and bug the hell out of them. And the best part is its alllll automatic.
=) Me and sod dont have to even press a button. Staff members can submit news
updates to us whenever they want. They even get a dandy conf number. =) But if
they dont they dont get to sleep while the site smurfs there ip's. (we take our
intel very VERY seriously) .. ;) ooohh now the intel department will be the only
arm of cia actually possesing a web presence.... hmmm.. =}

This is just another way of telling you that we own the scene when it comes to
internal intelligence. So fuk you all! unF!

greetz this month to: cthulu,nap,bd,my boy mRE!,rw,toth,and my Kitty! ;}
and all you other people.. yeah.. uhh... unf!


Everyone have a good month! And remember no matter what napalm tells you.. he
IS a lesbian! sup andy! =)

ps: my reffrence to my 'sister's box' was a computer.! ;) ..

Spot
CIA Intelligence Coordinator
spot@razorshift.com



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- edited by spot, so blame him for fucking it up.
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