; revised actions for illusion 2.01 
; much content taken from the original actions.txt file
; new actions by lightning knight of xpress bbs modding
; information below is the respective copyright of whoever owns it!!
; new actions : loser
;               lamer
;               xpress
;               design
;               illusion
;
; Each action definition has 5 lines:
;   1st:  Action name
;   2nd:  String that the object sees
;   3rd:  String that everyone else sees
;   4th:  String that the user who initiated the action sees
;   5th:  String that everyone sees if no object
;
; There are three types of action definitions:
;   1st:  If action never has an object, then the 2nd and 3rd strings should
;         not be used.
;   2nd:  If the action requires an object, then the 5th string should not be
;         used.
;   3rd:  If the object is optional, all strings should be used.
;
; There are three special MCI codes available for actions:
;   @obj@   replaced with the object's user name
;   @user@  replaced with the user name of the user who initiated the action
;   @sex@   replaced with either "him" or "her" depending on @user@'s gender
;
bearhug @obj@
|G@user@ picks you up in a bearhug and squeezes!
|G@user@ is giving @obj@ a crushing bearhug!
|G - Snap, Crackle, Crunch!
n/a
;
birthday @obj@
|G@user@ is wishing you a happy birthday!
|G@user@ is wishing @obj@ a happy birthday!
|G - Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear @obj@!
n/a
;
bless @obj@
|Gyou've been blessed by @user@!
|G@user@ has blessed @obj@.
|G - Bless you!
n/a
;
blink
n/a
n/a
|G - Blink, blink.
@user@ has something in @sex@ eye!
;
blush
n/a
n/a
|G - It's lighter in here, @user@ is blushing!
|G@user@ is blushing a lovely shade of red.
;
bow @obj@
|G@user@ throws @sex@self on the floor infront of @obj@ and bows in supplication.
|G@user@ is bowing humbly to @obj@.
|G - @user@ bows to the greater wisdom of @obj@!
|G@user@ is bowing.
;
brb
n/a
n/a
|G - @user@ will be right back after these messages!
|G@user@ will be right back after these messages!
;
burp
n/a
n/a
|G - Buurrrpp!! Ahhhh... that was a spicy meatball!!
|G@user@ is having difficulties with @sex@ food!
;
caress @obj@
|G@user@ is caressing you gently.
|G@user@ is caressing @obj@ gently.
|G - Mmmmmm, ohhhhhh...
n/a
;
cheer
n/a
n/a
|G - Yeah boyeee!!
|G@user@ is cheering!
;
chuckle
n/a
n/a
|G - bwhah haha hahahaha heh!
|G@user@ is chuckling manically, stop @sex@!!
;
clap
n/a
n/a
|G - Yeah!
|G@user@ is applauding insanely!
;
comfort @obj@
|G@user@ is comforting you.
|G@user@ is comforting @obj@.
|G - Awww, how nice of you!
n/a
;
cough
n/a
n/a
|G - Cough, cough, hack, choke, wheeze.
|G@user@ is coughing, where's the iron lung??
;
cry
n/a
n/a
|G - Waaaaaaaah!
|G@user@ is crying.
;
cuddle @obj@
|G@user@ is cuddling up against you.
|G@user@ is cuddling up against @obj@.
|G - Ahhh, warm?
n/a
;
dance @obj@
|G@user@ is grinding their body up against you.
|G@user@ is dancing with @obj@.
|G - Fast or slow?
n/a
;
design
n/a
n/a
illusion bbs action teleconference revised actions v1.0 by lightning knight of xpress
n/a
;
embrace @obj@
|G@user@ warmly embraces you.
|G@user@ warmly embraces @obj@.
|G - Hugs for all!! - 
n/a
;
faint
n/a
n/a
|G - Unghhh!
|G@user@ faints from exhaustion.
;
fart @obj@
|G@user@ farts loudly in your direction.
|G@user@ farts at @obj@.
|G - What's that smell?
|G@user@ rasps the cheese for all to hear!
;
flirt @obj@
|G@user@ is flirting with you.
|G@user@ is flirting with @obj@.
|G - Hey baby, sup??
n/a
;
french @obj@
|G@user@ french kisses you.
|G@user@ shoves @sex@ tongue down @obj@'s throat.
|G - Deep throat, next step : motel room!
n/a
;
frown @obj@
|G@user@ is frowning at you.
|G@user@ is frowning at @obj@.
|G - Awww, what's wrong?
|G@user@ is frowning darkly.
;
gasp
n/a
n/a
 - Gasp!
|G@user@ is gasping in disbelief!
;
geek @obj@
|G@user@ is calling you a geek.
|G@user@ is calling @obj@ a geek.
|G - Look who's talking!
n/a
;
giggle
n/a
n/a
|G - hehe...
|G@user@ is giggling insanely.
;
glare @obj@
|G@user@ is glaring at you.
|G@user@ is glaring at @obj@.
|G - How disapproving!
n/a
;
grin @obj@
|G@user@ is grinning slyly at you.
|G@user@ is grinning slyly at @obj@.
|G - <grin>
|G@user@ is grinning from ear to ear.
;
groan
n/a
n/a
|G - Ugh.
|G@user@ is groaning.
;
growl @obj@
|G@user@ is growling at you with that look in @sex@ eye!
|G@user@ is growling at @obj@.
|G - Grrrr.
|G@user@ is growling.
;
grumble
n/a
n/a
|G - Grumble, grumble.
|G@user@ is grumbling under @sex@ breath.
;
handshake @obj@
|G@user@ is shaking hands with you.
|G@user@ is shaking hands with @obj@.
|G - @user@ is shaking hands with @obj@.
n/a
;
hi5 @obj@
|G@user@ slams you five!
|G@user@ high-fives @obj@!
|G - Yeah.. slammin'!
n/a
;
hum
n/a
n/a
|G - Hmm hmm hmmm hmmmmm...
|G@user@ is tunelessly humming..
;          
hug @obj@
|G@user@ hugs you tightly pressing @sex@ body up to you.
|G@user@ hugs @obj@ tightly.
|G - Hugs everywhere!
n/a
;
illusion
n/a
n/a
|Gthis is an illusion bbs system, yeah boyee...
n/a
;
jab @obj@
|G@user@ is jabbing you in the head.
|G@user@ is jabbing @obj@ in the head.
|G - And Mike Tyson goes at it again..
n/a
;
kick @obj@
|G@user@ kicks you real, real hard!
|G@user@ kicks @obj@ real, real hard!
|G - Take that!
n/a
;
kiss @obj@
|G@user@ kisses you seductively on the cheek.
|G@user@ kisses @obj@ on the cheek.
|G - Smooch!
n/a
;
lamer @obj@
|G@user@ has branded you a lamer.
|G@user@ is branding @obj@ a lamer.
|G - Lamer alert!  Lamer alert!
n/a
;
laugh @obj@
|G@user@ is laughing at you!
|G@user@ is laughing at @obj@!
|G - bwhahahahaha.
|G@user@ is laughing insanely, gather a lynch mob!
;
lick @obj@
|G@user@ licks your body all over.
|G@user@ licked @obj@ all over!
|G - Mmmmm, slurp..
n/a
;
look @obj@
|G@user@ is looking you over.
|G@user@ is looking @obj@ over.
|G - Like what you see?
|G@user@ is looking around.
;
loser @obj@
|G@user@ is calling you a loser.
|G@obj@ is loser, well according to @user@ @sex@ is!
|G - @obj@ is a loser baby.. so why dontcha kill @sex@
n/a
;
massage @obj@
|G@user@ is massaging you gently.
|G@user@ is massaging @obj@ gently.
|G - How nice!
n/a
;
moan
n/a
n/a
|G - Ahhhmmmmm.
|G@user@ is moaning loudly.
;
nibble @obj@
|G@user@ is nibbling at you.
|G@user@ is nibbling at @obj@.
|G - Nibble nibble.
n/a
;
nod @obj@
|G@user@ is nodding at you.
|G@user@ is nodding at @obj@.
|G - Nod.
|G@user@ is nodding..
;
nudge @obj@
|G@user@ is nudging you.
|G@user@ is nudging @obj@.
|G - Nudge.
n/a
;
pinch @obj@
|G@user@ just pinched you.
|G@user@ just pinched @obj@.
|G - Ouch.
n/a
;
piss @obj@
|G@user@ pisses on you.
|G@user@ pisses all over @obj@.
|G - Ahhh.
|G@user@ relieves himself.
;
ponder
n/a
n/a
|G - Lost in space?
|G@user@ is pondering the universe.
;
pose @obj@
|G@user@ is posing for you!
|G@user@ is posing for @obj@!
|G - Flex, flex!
n/a
;
pout
n/a
n/a
|G - What's wrong?
|G@user@ is pouting.
;
punch @obj@
|G@user@ punches you in the eye!
|G@user@ punches @obj@ silly!
|G - Pow!
|G@user@ swings @sex@ fists wildly.
;
scowl
n/a
n/a
|G - Grrrrr.
|G@user@ is scowling.
;
scream
n/a
n/a
|G - AAAAHHHHH!
|G@user@ is screaming!
;
screw @obj@
|G@user@ wants to screw you badly!
|G@user@ wants to screw @obj@ badly!
|G - CyberSex!
n/a
;
shiver
n/a
n/a
|G - Cold?
|G@user@ is shivering in the cold.
;
shoot @obj@
|G@user@ blows a hole through your head.
|G@user@ blew @obj@'s head off.
|G - BANG!
|G@user@ is shooting blanks.
;
shrug
n/a
n/a
|G - Shrug.
|G@user@ is shrugging @sex@ shoulders.
;
sigh
n/a
n/a
|G - Sigh.
|G@user@ is sighing wistfully.
;
slap @obj@
|G@user@ slaps you across the face!
|G@user@ slaps @obj@ across the face!
|G - Slap!
n/a
;
smile @obj@
|G@user@ is smiling at you.
|G@user@ is smiling at @obj@.
|G - I'm a Crest kid!
|G@user@ is smiling widely.
;
smirk
n/a
n/a
|G - Heh.
|G@user@ is smirking wryly.
;
smooch @obj@
|G@user@ is making out with you!
|G@user@ is making out with @obj@!
|G - Hey baby, you going my way?!
n/a
;
sneeze
n/a
n/a
|G - Ah choo!
|G@user@ sneezes.
;
snicker
n/a
n/a
|G - Snicker!
|G@user@ is snickering under @sex@ breath.
;
sniff @user@
|G@user@ is sniffing you like the dog @sex@ is.
|G@user@ is sniffing @obj@ up and down and all around.
|G - Sniff sniff.. sniff!!
|G@user@ is sniffing.
;
sob
n/a
n/a
|G - Awww - 
|G@user@ is sobbing.
;
spew @obj@
|G@user@ vomits all over you.
|G@user@ vomits on @obj@.
|G - Yuck!
|G@user@ is experiencing the technicolor yawn.
;
spit @obj@
|G@user@ just spit in your eye..
|G@user@ just spit in @obj@'s eye..
|G - Hawk... Splat!
|G@user@ spits in disgust!
;
tease @obj@
|G@user@ is teasing you coz @sex@ wants to please you!
|G@user@ is teasing @obj@ half to death!
|G - Having fun?
n/a
;
think
n/a
n/a
|G - You ponder a moment.
|G@user@ is deep in thought.
;
tickle @obj@
|G@user@ is tickling you!
|G@user@ is tickling @obj@!
|G - Haha!
n/a
;
undress @obj@
|G@user@ mentally undresses you.
|G@user@ is mentally undressing @obj@.
|G - Woah.. hehe.. nice birthday suit..
n/a
;
wave @obj@
|G@user@ is waving at you!
|G@user@ is waving at @obj@!
|G - Wave!
|G@user@ is waving!
;
whimper
n/a
n/a
|G - Whimper.
|G@user@ is whimpering quietly.
;
whistle
n/a
n/a
|G - Phoo-to-tweet?
|G@user@ is whistling a tune, someone stop him..
;
wink @obj@
|G@user@ winks at you.
|G@user@ winked at @obj@.
|G - Wink, wink..
|G@user@ winks.
;
xpress
n/a
n/a
xpress yo'self before you wreck yo'self : xpress bbs modding 1997!
n/a
;
yawn
n/a
n/a
|G - Get some sleep!
|G@user@ yawns loudly.
;
yell
n/a
n/a
|G - That's loud!
|G@user@ is yelling quite loudly!
;
zap @obj@
|G@user@ just zapped your ass!
|G@user@ just zapped @obj@!
|G - Zap!
n/a
