THE NINJA WEAPONS & ACCESSORIES CATALOG

   Thanks to sweatshops across the globe, we are able to sell items that
are perfect for use in kung fu and ninjitsu! We offer a wide range of
items. Offer valid while supplies and/or sweatshops last.

"I'M A NINJA" T-SHIRT   $12.99  Yes! They're finally here! Buy one of
                                  these and repel petty thugs! Of course,
                                  even if they do try to steal something
                                  from you, you'll know who will get their
                                  arses sliced in 30 seconds.

"NINJA-KUNG-FU-TEK"     $89.99  Useful when you're being followed by the
 NIKES                            Yakuza. With each and every step you
                                  take, a nasty little shuriken will dart
                                  out of the back of your heel, inflicting
                                  serious damage on their shoelaces.

STREET FIGHTER 2        $34.49  Use this if you've lost your Ninjitsu-Kung
MOVES CHART                       Fu instructional scrolls. With purchase
                                  comes a chart with cheap combos you can
                                  execute on Lotus Dragon gang members.

NUNCHAKU-5000           $98.00  This weapon is unique in that it can launch
                                  miniature pepper bombs out of its handles.
                                  It's most effective against robbers who
                                  examine the nunchakus' sleek design before
                                  stealing the weapon, because they always                                                                          
                                  end up with burning pepper in their eyes.

  


