Deep Thoughts
by Jakiro Handokaibuki

I hope in the future fake blood is allowed in fights to the death, because
if you're all limbless and bruised and slashed, a good idea would be to
put some of it in your mouth and spit it on the person's groin. The guy
would then look down and think he has some sort of bladder infection, and
then quit the fight.


I'll bet that the guy who invented haikus didn't want to artistically
convey his view of nature. He probably just wanted to get laid by the gals.


If you ever get your head sliced off by a samurai who's ten times larger
than you are, just try to make sure that he steps on it, because then he'll
have to wash his feet.  huh huh, joke's on him.






