   Three doctors got loaded in a bar and began bragging about their greatest
triumphs.

   The first surgeon, an Australian, said, "We once had a guy that had
been squashed in a press in a printing works house last year. The only thing
that was left was the left little finger. Our team of surgeons managed to
construct a new hand, they built a new arm and a new body, so that when he 
finally wentback to work, he became so efficient that he made five people
unemployed. 

     That's nothing, said a American surgeon.  We had a worker that got stuck
in a nuclear reactor.  The only thing that was left was the hair.  We made a
new head, a new body and new organs, and then we sent him back to the
working life.  He got so efficient that he made fifty people unemployed.

     The Canadian surgeon beat 'em both, saying, "One day, when I was out
walking I smelled a fart.  I put the fart in a bag and carried it into the
hospital, let it out on the table and started working.  First we wrapped
the fart in an asshole, built a new ass and attached a body to it.
Finally, it became a man named Jean Chretien, and he's making a whole
fucking country unemployed." 
