Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
                  By Dave Fore

  10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

  9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

  8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
          alt.recreational.catnip.

  7. Your web browser has a new home page: <http://www.feline.com/.

  6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

  5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release
          of "CyberDog."

  4 Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

  3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax
          and WarCat II.

  2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

  1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
