Mass murdering vegans sacrificing kids in legoland!

It was a slow day in the small and kinda crappy kingdom of Denmark. Denmark is kinda flat, and has absolutely nothing to offer for the average angsty kind of scene dude. Nothing, with the exeption of nice, long-legged blonde smorrebroedbaking danish girls. But this day would become a special one. We turn our attention to to the island of Jylland, where a small town made of lego bits exists, and that magical place is called Legoland. On this particullar day, a wild crowd of Vegans pushed into a rage from lack of meat had decided to hold Legoland for a ransome. It didn't take long before they had seized the pirates cove and the main Lego castle and barricaded themselves in SpaceLand, now armed with UltraSpiffyAngstArmorPiercingAutoCannons(TM) from Mattel. 

Within minutes, DTV2 broadcasted the news to the word: 

- "And in todays news, a paramilitant Vegan group calling themselves "meat Liberation Front" have captured legoland. Word has been sent to the almighty Blade Nation as a plea of help. HEEEEELP!"

Naturally, this transmission was snapped up by the Blade Nation Tranceptors localized on the moon (property of Blade(TM)(C)(iNC)) and got sent down to the Blade Nation headquarters in New Jersey. The leader of the Revolution, MindCrime immediatly dispatched the Elite Commandos Of Ooncy Thing To Do With Non-K-Rad-Elite People (ECOOTTDWKREP) to Denmark. This crack group consisted of TheMage(C), Claypool(TM), Napalm Death(iNC) and Morose1(bored) who naturally hopped into the official Blade SuperSpiffyOonceJet and went to Denmark. Since they're Blade, the trip went like a falling edge.

Well familiar with the Blade nation, the people of Denmark greeted the heroes with Smoerrebroeds and hula dancing, as well as pledging aleigance to the blade nation forever. All was fine. Our galant heroes ventured towards the fabled LegoLand in order to confront the fearsome Vegans.

.zZ[ Vision blurrs, and we see the Vegans ]Zz.

-"Hey, Svein, whatre we gonna do? They have sent for Blade, Ja?"
-"Jag dont know Gudmund. We do have weapons, Ja?"
-"Okaj. So, Svein, Lets do the ultimate sacrifice then, Ja?"
-"Okaj. Lets Sacrifice some kids and that really big-titted blonde chick, ja?"
-"Ja!"
The group of vegans built in the nice chick with a lot of little lego blocks, and started a ritual vegan dance, while sacrificing the evil kids that ate at McDonalds instead of Govinda. 

.zZ[ Vision blurrs again, and lo behold, The Blade members! ]Zz.

<clay> no
<nd> damnit
<TheMage> SHit!
<clay> fuck
<clay> nd; go get him back =]
<nd> im tryin

... our heroes, always carrying laptops refuse to speak, but rather prefer to irc when working. This incident refers to when the bored Morose1 fell overboard from the danish ferry taking them to legoland, after chasing a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka. He was rescued by ND and Clay, using the wonderful pr0nstaff(tm). After this incident our great heroes arrived at the mighty gates of Legoland, now set aflame.

After donning their black0ps armour, and readying their pr0nstaffs, the mighty blade nation members entered the melting holcaust of Legoland. After whacking down some crazed kids who had inhaled the pvc fumes, our heroes finally had their opponents in their sights. The vegans were semiarmed with heavy assault weapons and little knives, something that didnt scare the might of the blade nation.

<nd> release that chick0rs!
<clay> yeah!%#

-"vad are they sajer? Svein, can you translate, Ja?"
-"They are speakering elitex0rs. Its somesak om Slapping the Woman, ja?"
-"No way, Ja?"
-"ja!"

morose1 utilitzed his swedish heritage to translate:

<morose1> Them damned danish veganix0rs sez we suck.
<TheMage> ooncy. phear them.
<clay> let's show them angst!
<nd> !%&# (that would mean: destroy)

... and after this minor declaration of war, the Blade nation went into a furius battlerage. Noone fucks with blade. After a lot of teeth getting smashed and several remarks like "EAT AT TACO BELL", and "EAT THE COWS", and still some "JA?", the PVC based smoke began to settle. In the ruins lay the carcasses of several sacrificed children, and the maimed vegans lay in small, compact piles all around LegoLand. Blade had emerged victorius as always.

<nd> werd of da blade nation
<TheMage> oonce!
<morose1> are we done already?
<clay> aquired with angst.

After this rather vulgar display of firepower, the Blade nation happily decided to own all of the nordic countries, as long as they sacrificed all their women to the blade nation, and killed all of their vegans. This was happily done by all the nations concerned. The Blade nation just got richer.

So... Whats the morale of this story? EAT AT TACO BELL, DRINK VODKA AND SMOKE! That way, you'll never become a vegan, and never go to LegoLand, which is the ultimate sacrifice.