My friends (Tussse and VAmonkey) and I (mordecai) have done some
funny rap parodies before but we decided to try our hand at it
with blender ... so we did a parody of California Love.

These are the original lyrics:

Artist: 2Pac f/ Dr. Dre
Album:  All Eyez on Me
Song:   California Love

California love!

1-California...knows how to party
  California...knows how to party
  In the citaaay of L.A.
  In the citaaay of good ol' Watts
  In the citaaay, the city of Compton
  We keep it rockin!  We keep it rockin!

Verse One: Dr. Dre

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west  
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest  
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat 
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty
And pimps be on a mission for them greens 
lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes 
ever since honeys was wearin sassoon
Now it's '95  and they clock me and watch me 
Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay  
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way  
Dre puttin it down for 
Californ-i-a
(repeat 1)

2-Shake it shake it baby
  Shake it shake it baby
  Shake it shake it mama
  Shake it Cali
  Shake it shake it baby
  Shake it shake it shake it shake it...

Verse Two: 2Pac

Out on bail fresh outta jail 
California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene 
I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
the life of a west side playa where cowards die
Only in Cali where we riot now rallies are live and die  
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide 
Let'em recognize from Longbeach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side 
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say 
But give me that bomb beat from Dre 
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown 
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!
(rpt 1)

(dre) now make it shake...

(rpt 2)

Here is our funny lyrics using the blender words:

Artist: Killer Angels
Album:  stress the M+S
Song:   Vegan Lego Love

California love!

1-Legomaniacs...knows how to party
  Legomaniacs...knows how to party
  Buildin citaaays out of Legos
  Buildin citaaays out of Legos
  Buildin citaaays out of the Legos
  We keep it vegan!  We keep it vegan!

Verse One: Tussse

Now let me welcome all tha Vegans to where all the beef's at
A place that's the base 4 the Legomaniac
Cause no one makes them legos like that phat cat Mac
Who builds them lego systems an never looks back.
He's quick on the draw and even faster on the build
The Legomaniac has started his own sacred guild.
With the Lego Space System and the Pirate Ship
Mac's pulled tha gat and gives his comp the slip
Smooth as honey dip the kid's slick when he hears Legos click.
He be buildin up a rest'rant that the Vegans can't touch
Cause him an his Legos are close as Starsky and Hutch.
The new place goin up puts the Vegans outta luck
Cause there ain't no veggies and the salad bar sucks. 
(repeat 1)

2-Sacrifice it Sacrifice it baby
  Sacrifice it sacrifice it baby
  Sacrifice it sacrifice it mama
  Sac it Vegans
  Sacrifice it sacrifice it baby
  Sac it sac it sac it sac it...

Verse Two: Mord and VAmonkey

Out of meat movin' feet 
Savin animals in my dreams and
as I on the street
I'm seein lego veegans
Sacrificin money for animals
the lives of a lego where blenders rule
Only in legos where we connect and drive anf fly  
In legoland you buy vegans to finish your set (that's right)
No meats or fishie treats and eat salad is what vegans do
Flossin but have caution we ride without brews
Famous cause we use rawhide 
Let'em recognize from Longbeach to Rosecrans
Hatin' the grindin of a big ham, it's this side 
So you know that lego is down with Mr. Ham
Say what you say 
But let me move my feet to eat some hay 
Do not sacrifice the meats of L.A.
From Legoland to Meattown 
The Hay Area and back down
Vegan is someone who puts the meat down
Give me love!
(rpt 1)

(dre) now make it without beef...

(rpt 2)
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