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[3C[31mstarring[37m: [1m [0mkresile -  drinking font / jail phont / basic promo
[14Cjizm    -  the bottle pic / squish font
[14Csquish  -  school font / frog font
[14Cmjay    -  the story / letters / basic promo 


[10C[1m_______[0m
[6C[1m___\\__[3C/[0m small story of four good friends.. who once had some
[6C[1m\[4C_/[3C|[0m problems getting laid.. it's not THEIR fault if THEY 
[6C[1m|    |____|[0m are ugly as fuck, dammit..
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[7C[1m______ 
[0m[6C[1m \  __/____[0m o our 4 good friends, kresile, jizm, and mjay (yah!)
[5C[1m _|_____[3C/[0m were walking on the street, looking for chicks.  The
[5C[1m\\[0m   [1m |/ [0m  [1m|[0m thing is,  when  a  women  was  crossing them on the 
[6C[1m|_________|[0m street, she started to run as fast as she could.


[8C[1m_____
[0m[5C[1m___|[0m [1m  /___ [0m hey  then decided to buy a  whore.  Since it was the 
[5C[1m\_[7C_//[0m only way they could get laid. so like, they searched
[6C[1m|_______|  [0m and searched, but unfortunatly, even the whores were
[18Crunning away. it was looking very bad. " guys, let's
[5Cget to some [33mschool[37m and try to rape some little girl. " said jizm.
[5C"BRIGHTEST IDEA EVER" said kresile.



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[5C[1m________
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[5C[1m|[3C__)[3C/[0m were all running away,  way before those four loosers
[5C[1m|[3C|    [0m [1m|[0m could catch 'em  to rape 'em.  so they decided to all 
[5C[1m|_________|[0m get drunk at a  nearby tavern.  at the tavern,  there
[17Cwas alot of  pretty fuckin' great looking women,  and
[4C none of 'em  were  running away.  maybe it was a lucky  day after 
[5Call.  [33mdrinking[37m is da key to success!

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[4C[1m______[7C[0m  
[4C[1m\  __//_____[0m ut after some flirting, they weren't much luckyer. so
[4C[1m|  \  [4C[0m [1m|[0m they drank more and more.. after a few hours, when da
[4C[1m|__________|[0m tavern  was near  to close its doors,  a small little
[4C [12Cinoffensive girl was at the table near 'em.  ok,  she 
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[5Cin getting laid too. she looked like she was anywayz..   



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[4C[1m______
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[4C[1m|  \[6C[0m [1m|[0m said. then they had every1 to follow 'em  in jail for
[4C[1m|__________|[0m for a night.. and like, our friends, at the jail, got 
[17Claid alright.. (by big ass 15 inch black dicks).

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    " sodomy, that's what we love the most.. "[3C- our dear friends
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