 ,s$$$'--------                                            --------`$$$s,
s'            My name is WindRider.  From Quad-P Productions.           `s,
Xxs.....___                                                     ___.....sxX
,$'                                                                     `$,
|       You don't know me.  I'm glad for that.  The last thing that i want  |
:                                                                           :
  is to become a household name. It will simply never happen. I've decided
:                                                                           :
  that, in keeping with the trend of ascii-dom, that it's time for my first
:                                                                           :
  colly.  I wasn't going to ever do a colly.  Really.                       |
:                                                                           :
    Then one day, something very special happened in the happy land of me.
:                                                                           :
  I was going through a pack by a group that I won't mention by name (but
:                                                                           :
  just ask me if you see me) and I saw a so-called ascii colly by various
:                                                                           :
  members of the group.  The number of logos in each colly numbered...can
:                                                                           :
  you guess it....?  They totalled two. TWO.  What kind of fucking bullshit
:                                                                           :
  is that?  It was one of the reasons that I started seriously into doing
:                                                                           :
  ascii.  After all, if a colly can be only two pieces, ANYONE should be
:                                                                           :
  able to slap one together.
:                                                                           :
  How little these punk-assed bitches truly know.  As I got into doing the
:                                                                           :
  requests, I got to thinking more and more about those self-righteous pimps.
:                                                                           :
  And so it is that this colly of work (some old, some new, all fun) is aimed
:                                                                           :
| squarely at them, with a more than appropriate title:                     |
$s,                                                                       ,s$
$$$$s.                                                                 .s$$$$
$'                                                                       `$
`                       Putain Tu Pouffiasse!                               '                        Putain tu Pouffiasse!
                     (or in English if you will)

                               :    |
                               |    :
                               :    |
                               |    :
                             \ :    | /
                              \      /
                               \    /

                               ,s"s,
     ,s$""""$$s,            ,s$',s,`$""$s,
   ,s$',s$$'q"$$$$"$$""""$ $$$ ',ss,`$$
  ,$$' $$$ ,$',s`$$',s,`,s$$$$s, $$$ ,$$$',$$
  $'.s$$$$$s.,$$ $$ $$$,$$'`$$ $$',$$$',$$'
  $bs, $$$ . $$$ $$ $$$$$$ $$    $$$$$'.$$'
   `$ $$$ $b`$$s,,s$$$`$$s,,s$$ $$$ $$$,`$,
   ,$' $$$ $$ `$$$$'$$ `$$$$' $$$  $$$,`$,
 ,s$',s$' $$$$bs    ,s$$bs   d `'   $',$$$"$s,
 `$bsssd$$$'`$$,`$$$,`$$',$$$,s$$$$s,  ,s`$$',s,`$$
              `$$,`$$$,"",$$$,$$'`$$,,$$ $$ $$$ $$
               `$$,`$$$ss$$$'$$$ $$ $$$$$$ $$ $$$ $',$"$s,
             ,s$$$$,`$$$$$'.`$$s,,s$$'`$$s,,s$$$ $$$',s,`$$,
            ,$$$""',s$$$'d$b`$$$$'db`$$$$$$ $$' $$$ `$$s,
            $$',s$$$$$$'d$$$$b     d$',s, sss$ssd.s$$$$$s.`$$
            `bssssssssd$$$$$',s$$$$s, $$$ ',s`$$',s, $$$ ,sd'
                         `$$ $$$,`$' $$$ ,$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$'
                           $ `$$$$s,  $$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$
                           $ s, `$$$$  $$$ `$$s,,s$$$ $$$ $$
                           $b`$$$$'. $$$s,`$$$$'$$ $$$ $$
                           `$bssssd$$b`$$$$bssss$ssd$'d$'!wr!qdp!
                                   `$$$bssssssssssssssd$'


   ..,--                                                              --,..
,s'                                                                      `s,
` I grow weary of this.  I'm not about to try to tell you a story.  I'll     `
:                                                                            :
  leave that up to the guys with the experience.  My goal is to show you that
:                                                                            :
  with an ounce of dedication, even those fucking sluts should be able to get
:                                                                            :
  more pieces than me into their collies.  So let's get it on and see if they
:                                                                            :
  are actually up to the challenge.  What follows is mostly requests that I
:                                                                            :
  took from #ascii, with some stuff I threw in for myself.  NOWHERE in here
:                                                                            :
  will you find anscii.  If you want to see it, check out the December 1996
:                                                                            :
  period of Quad-P Productions.  It'll rock your socks off.  The pieces found
:                                                                            :
  herein are fairly similar to each other in structure and form.  If you don't
:                                                                            :
  like it, well that's just too damned bad for you. You can tongue my nuts and
:                                                                            :
| call me Spanky for all I care.                                             |
`s,                                                                      ,s'
  `$s.....                                                          .....s$'
  ,$'                                                                  `$,
,s'            I'll be right back after the body to neatly wrap up my    `s,
|                                                                            |
                first venture into the colly world.  Until then, we're
:                                                                            :
                going to need an index. Now where did I put it?  Ah,
|                                                                            |
`s,            there it is...                                            ,s'
  `""'                                                             ,s$$$'
   .sS$$$$Ss.   what's an ascii colly without a moon/star/sun ?
 .4$$ $$$$ $$L.
 $$$$ $$$$ $$$$      s$   s$  s$ s$$ s$$$$$;      nOTHING!!!  =)
:$$$$ $$$ ' sssssss sssssss ssssssss $$$$$ sssssssss ssssssssssssssss ssssS $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$s$ s$ s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$l                               $ `L$$ssssss l$$$$'  mr[qdp]      l$$$: l$$$$: $s $s $$s $$$$$$  $$$$$$  $  .`$$$$ :$$$l                :$$ :$$$$$                 l$$$$: l$$$$:   $  $        l$$$$: $$$$$$$$$$$s.  l$$$l l$$$$l l$$$$l$$$$$s   :$$$$$ :$$$$$      $       :$$$$$   l$$$: l$$$$::$$$$$::$$$$$::$$$$$: l$$$$:  l$$$$l l$$$l    $         l$$$$l  :$$$$$ :$$$$$ l$$$$$ l$$$$$ l$$$$$ss$$$$$    $$$$ss$$$$      $  $.     :$$$$$:  l$$$$l l$$$$l $$$$$l $$$$$l $$$$l sssssss l$$$$$ l$$$$$
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        l$$$$  :$$$$$::$$$$$:              sssss :sssss   sd$$$$l $$$$$$$$$ $$
s$$ s$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$ l$$$$   i n d e x  $$$$$l l$$$l
              sss$$$$l $$$$$$$            :$$$$$::$$$$$: [putain tu pouffiasse]
                                          l$$$$ l$$$$$
                                          $$$$ls$$$$$l


            Piece title:                        Requestor:

       01  Asshole                              Necromancer      01
       |   Asshole 2                                              |
       :   Arise                                Flood             :
           AlterNet                             Talisman
       :   Bofh                                 Hack              :
           Corleone                             None
       :   Codine                               Luke Skywalker    :
           Codine 2
       :   Codine 3                                               :
           Cyrus                                Kai-Ausii
       :   Denial                               Shrink            :
           Geld e-mag                           The Despised
       :   Happyland                            Raider            :
           Heatwave                             Wave
       :   Hiro Protagonist                     None              :
           Madness                              Isded
       :   Mith                                 Mithrandir/None   :
           Quad-P                               None
       :   Samurai diz                          Plutonium         :
       |   Whodini's Magik                      Whodini           |
       21  WindRider's Rant of the Month        Hornet           21

           .xX~Xx.xX~Xx.xX~Xx.xX~Xx.xX~Xx.xX~Xx.xX~Xx.xX~Xx.xX~Xx.

           That should appease the number counters out there.  Now on
           to the colly.  And if by some chance you didn't get your
           piece before, you'll find it below.  Now fuck off.


    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Asshole              ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [putain tu]  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Necromancer  `S`S`S`S'

                                 ,s$$$$$SSssssssSS$$$$$s,
                                 $$$'              `$$$
                                 $$$                  $$$
       ,s$$$$$s, ,s$$$$s,,s$$$$s,$$$        ,s$$$$$s, $$$ ,s$$$$$s,
      .$$' `$$,$$$, `$$$$, `$$$',sss,  ,$$' `$$,$$$,$$' `$$
      $$$     $$$`$$$   `$$$   $$$'`$$,$$$     $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
      `$$s, ,s$$$ s`$$$, $s`$$$, $$$    $$$`$$s, ,s$$'$$$`$$s,
       `$$$$$$$s$$$$' `$$$$',$$$    $$$ `$$$$$' $$$ `$$$$$'
               `$$SsssssssssssS$$'    $$$           $$$
                                        $$$ !wr!qdp!  `'
                                        `'





    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Asshole 2            ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [pouffiasse] `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Necromancer  `S`S`S`S'


      ,s$$s,    ,s$s,   ,s$$s, ,s$$$$$SSssssssSS$$$$$s, ,s$$$$$$$s,
    ,s$$$$$$$s,s$$$$$$ss$$$$$$ $$$',s$$$$$$$$$$s,`$$$:$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$'"""`$$$$$'""`$$$$'""`$ $$$ $$$$$$$$'""""`q $$$`$$'""""`$$$
    ',s$$$$$s,',s$$$$s,,s$$$$s,$$$,$$$$$$$,s$$$$$s,'$$$ ,s$$$$$s,`$
    .$$' `$$ $$$s,` $$$s,`'$$',sss,"",$$' `$$ $$',$$' `$$ $
    $$$     $$s`$$$, .`$$$, .$$$'`$$,$$$     $$ $$ $$$$$$$$$$ $
    `$$s, ,s$$$ s`$$$, $s`$$$, $$$ db $$s`$$s, ,s$$ $$,`$$s,     s$
     `$$$$$$$,$$$$'s`$$$$',$$$ $$ $$$.`$$$$$'.$$$.`$$$$$'$$
    `$bsssssd`$byyssd$bssyyyd$$'s$$ $$$ $bsssssd$ $$$ $bsssssd$$$
     `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$S$$$' $$$,$$ wr $$$s`',$$ qdp $$'
                                      `'






    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Arise                ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [putain tu]  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Flood        `S`S`S`S'




                                    $$$"$.
                                 ,s$$',$ $$s,
                ,s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$,s$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s,
              ,s$$"""""""""""""""     $""""$$$"""""$$s,
              $$ ,s$$$$$$s,`$$$$$$$s,$$$ ,s$$$$s, ,s$$$$$s,`$$
              $ ,$$'.`$$$ $$$ .`$'$$$ $$$, `$,$$' `$$,`$
              $ $$$ s$s $$$ $$$ $$s. $$$  $$$$,  $$$$$$$$$$$ $
              $ `$$s,`,s$$$ $$$ $$$$ $$$s,  $$$$ `$$s,   s, ,$
              $$ `$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$b`$$$$$$$$',s`$$$$$$,$$
              `$$$bsssssSssS`'d$$$$$$bssssssssd$$$bssssssd$$'
               `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!wr!qdp!$$$$$$$$'






    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: AlterNet             ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [pouffiasse] `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Talisman     `S`S`S`S'



            ,s$"""""""""$$s,                                  ,s$$"s,
          ,s$',sS$$$$$$$Ss,`$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$',s$ $$s,
 ,s$$""""$$ $$$',s,`$$$ `""""""""""""$$$""""$$$""""$$ $$$s,`$$s,
 $$ ,s$$$$s,` $$$ $$$",s$$$ ,s$$$$s,`$$$$$$$s s,,s$$$$s,`,s$$$$s,` $$$$$s,.`$
 $',$$'`$$, $$$ '.,s$$$$$,$$'`$$,$$$'`$ $$$'`$$$,$$'`$$, $$$ ,sssd'
 $ $$$    $$$ $$$ bssss $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$s, $$$ $$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$'
 $ `$$s,,s$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$`$$s,     $$$ $$$$ $$$ $$ $$$`$$s,      $$$ $'
 $b,`$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ `$$$$' $$$ $$$$ $$$ $$ $$$,`$$$$',s$$$ $
  `$bssss$ssb`'d$$$$$b`'d$bssssd$b`'d$$$$b`'d$$b`$$$bssssd$$$$',$
     `$$$$$$$bsd$$$$$$$bsd$$$$$$$$$$bsd$$$$$$bsd$!wr!bsss$!qdp!ssssd$'








    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: bofh                 ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [putain tu]  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Hack <ACiD>  `S`S`S`S'


                 ,s$""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""$s,
                 $',sS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"""""$$Ss,`$
                 $ $$$',ssssssssssssss ,s$$$$$s,`$$$ $
                 $ $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$'.`$ $$$ $s,
                 $ $$$ """$$$$""""$$ $$$ "$s, $$$ ""$s,
                 $ $$'s$$$s,,s$$$$s,,s$$$$$s,`$ $$',sSSs,`$
                 $ $$$'`$$,,$$'`$$, $$$ ,ss$$ $$$'$$$ $
                 $ $$$ $$ $$$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$ $
                 $ $$$s,,s$$'`$$s,,s$$' $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$ $
                 $b`$$$$$'db`$$$$',s$$'d$$$$$b`'d$ $$$ $
                 `$bsssssd$$$$bss, ,s$$'d$$$$$$$bsd$$b`'d$
                             `$$$$bssssd$$$$$$$!wr!qdp!$$$'








    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Corleone             ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [pouffiasse] `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For:The Abstract Poet `S`S`S'




                              ,s"s,
                            ,s$',s,`$s,
  ,s$$""""$$$"""""""""""$ $$$ $$""""$$$""""$$$$"""$$$""""$s,
  $$',s$$$$s,`,s$$$$s,`$$$$$$s, $$$ ',s$$$$s,`,s$$$$s, s, s$$$s,`,s$$$$s,`$
  $',$$'`$$,$$'`$$,$$$ .`$ $$$ ,$$'`$$,$$'`$$,$$$'$$$,$$'`$$ $
  $ $$$ $$s  $$$ $$ $$$$$$ $$b. $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$ $$ $$$$$$ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$ $
  $ `$$s,,s$$`$$s,,s$$'$$$ $$$$ $$$ `$$s,     $$s,,s$$'$$$ $ $$$`$$s,    .$
  $b,`$$$$'.`$$$$' $$$ $$$$ $$$ .`$$$$'.`$$$$' $$$ $ $$$ `$$$$',$
  $$$$bssssd$$$bssssd$b`'d$$$$ $$$s,'bsssssd$$bssssd's$$$ $ $$$ $bssssd$$$
  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bsd$$$$$b`$$$$SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS$$$'d$b`'d$$$$$$$$'
                            `$$$bssssSSS!wr!qdp!SSSSsssd$$$$bsd$$'







    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Codine               ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [putain tu]  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For:Luke Skywalker`S`S`S`S'



                                     ,s$SssS$s,
          Feeling some pain?         $$$'`$$$
             Try a shot of...        $$$    $$$
                                     $$$  ,s$$$   s,,s$$$$s,
          ,s$$$$$s, ,s$$$$$s, ,s$$$$$s$$          $$$'`$$$ ,s$$$$$s,
         ,$$' `$$,$$' `$$,$$' `$$$    $$$   $$$    $$$,$$' `$$
         $$$       $$$     $$$$$     $$$    $$$   $$$    $$$$$$$$$$$$$
         `$$s, ,s$$`$$s, ,s$$'$$s, ,s$$'    $$$   $$$    $$$`$$s,
          `$$$$$' `$$$$$' `$$$$$'     `$SsS$'    $$$ `$$$$$'
                                                         $$$ !wr!qdp!
                             LITERATURE       `'
                                     1996







    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Codine 2             ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [pouffiasse] `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For:Luke Skywalker`S`S`S`S'





        ,sS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Ss,
      ,s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$'       `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s,
      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   $$$$   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   $$$$   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$d   $$$'   $$$        `$$$$$$$$$$$
      $$$$'      `$$'      `$$'         $$$$$$$$$$   ,s$s   $'      `$$
      $$$   ,s$$s,    ,s$s,     ,s$s,   $$$$   $$$   $$$$      s$s   $
      $$$   $$$$$$$   $$$$$     $$$$$   $$$$   $$$   $$$$             $
      $$$   `$$$$'`.  `$$$'  .  `$$$'  ,$$$$   $$$   $$$$   .  `$$$$$$$
      $$$$b       d$b       d$b       d$$$$$b.     ,d$$$$   $bs     ,d$
      `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   $$$$$$$$$$'
       `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!wr!qdp!$$$b.d$$$$$$$$'





    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Codine 3             ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [putain tu]  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For:Luke Skywalker`S`S`S`S'


                                 ,s$$$$ss$$ss$$$s,
                               ,s$$$',s$SssS$s,`$$s,
                        ,s$$$$$$$$$$ $$$'`$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$s,
        ,sS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$$$$""""$$$$$$$$$$s,
       ,$$$P"""""$$$$P"""""$$$$$"""' $$$ $,s$$$ $ s,,s$$$$s,$$P'"""`$$$,
      ,$$',s$$$$$s,,s$$$$$s,,s$$$$$$$$ $ssssss$ $$$'`$$$ ,s$$$$$s,$$,
     ,$$',$$' `$$,$$' `$$,$$' `$$$ $$ $$$ $ $$$ $$ $$$,$$' `$$ $$,
     $$$ $$$ s$$s  $$$ s$s $$$$$ s$s $$$ $$ $$$ $ $$$ $$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$
     `$$,`$$s, ,s$$`$$s, ,s$$'$$s, ,s$$',$$ $$$ $ $$$ $$ $$$`$$s,     $$$'
      `$$,`$$$$$'s`$$$$$'s`$$$$$',$$$s`$SsS$' $$ $$$ `$$$$$'$$'
       `$$$bsssssd$$$bsssssd$$$bsssssd$$$$$$$$ss$ss$$$$$ $$$ !wr!qdp!$$'
        `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$`'$$$$$$$$$$'








    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: CyRus                ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [pouffiasse] `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Kai-Ausii    `S`S`S`S'



                            ,s$"""""""$s,
                          ,s$',sS$$$$Ss,`$s,
          ,s$""""$""$$$$$"" $$$'`$$$,`$"$$$$$$$$$""""$s,
         ,$',s$$$$s,$$,$,$$$$$$ $$ ,$$$ ,s$ $""$,s$$$$s,`$
         $',$$'`$$`$$,`,$$$'$$$ ,s$$$',$$ $ $$,` $$$$,`$ $
         $ $$$ $$,  .`$$,$$$' $$$.s$$$$, $$$ ,$ $$$  `$$$$s, d$
         $b`$$s,,s$$ ,`$$$$'. $$$ .`$$$,`$$s,,s$$$ $s,`$$$$ $$
         $$b`$$$$'"",s$$',$ $$$ $b `$$$,`$$$$$$ `$$$$',$$
         `$$bs ,sd$$$$$',$$ $$$ $$b $$$$ bssss$ssd$!wr!qdp!'
             `$$$bsssssd$$$$b`'d$$$b`'d$$'
                           `$bsd$$$$$bssd$'








    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Denial               ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [putain tu]  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Shrink       `S`S`S`S'


             $$"""""""""""""$s,       ,s$""""""""""""""""$s,
            $',s$$$$$$$$$$$$$s,`$ !wr!  $',s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s,`$
      ,s..,s$ $$$',sssss,`$$$ $s,...,s$ $$$'ssssssssss`$$$ $
     ,$$"""" $$$ $$""""" $$'s""""$$'s$$$ $$"""""$$$ $$$ $
    ,$'.s$$$$$s$$ ',s$$$$$s,`$, s$$$$s, s    ,.s$$$$$s,`$ $$$ $
    $',$$' `$$$ ,$$' `$$ $$$'`$$$ $ $$$ ,$$' `$$,` $$$ $
    $ $$$ s$s $$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $ $$$ $$$     $$$  $$$ $
    $ `$$s, ,s$$$ `$$s,      $$$ $$ $$$ ',$$$ `$$s, ,s$$$  $$$ $
    $$b`$$$$$$'db`$$$$$'.`'d$$b`$$$$$'db`$$$$$'$$  `' $
    `$$$b      d$$$$b     d$$b d$$$$b      d$$$$b     s  s$bsd$'










    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: geld e-mag           ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [pouffiasse] `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: The Despised `S`S`S`S'



                                     ,s$$""""$$$""""$$s,
                                     $$ ,s$$$$sss$$$$s, $$
                ,                  ,s$$ $$$',sss,`$$$ $$
              ,s$$"""""""$$$"""""$$ $$$ $$"""" $$$ $$
              $$',s$$$$$$$s,`,s$$$$$s, $$$ `,s$$$$s$$$ $$
              $$ $$$' `$$$,$$' `$$. $$$ ,$$' `$$$ $$
              $$ `$$s, ,s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$ s$s $$$ $$
              $$$.`$$$$$$$$`$$s,     . $$$ `$$s, ,s$$$ $$
              $$',s    ,s$$$ `$$$$$$'d $$$ b`$$$$$$$ $$
              $$.`$$$$$$$$'d$bssssssd$bsssd$$bssss$sssd'
              `$bssssssssd$'                  !wr!qdp!








    ,sS'""""`Ss,  Title: Happy Land           ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
  ,s$' [putain tu]  `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s.
    `Ssxa......axsS'  Requested/For: Raider       `S`S`S`S'

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         HAPPYLAND  513-791-3576    sysop: raider
          co's: unwritten law.digital interface.napalm.burning chrome.


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              A big useless sig for a guy who never took shit.
               Have a blast during your time off.  Peace out.



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      his greets?", I have decided to name damn near everyone I can think
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      of that's had anything to do in any remote form with me to this
:                                                                             :
      point.  Strap yourself in, this could take a while.
:                                                                             :
|                                                                             |
      Greets heading out to (in no real order):
:                                                                             :
      Hiro, Whodini, Necromancer, Mithrandir, Stygian, g0at (we all love
:                                                                             :
      g0at), The High Cog, Gnarly Wayne, The Abstract Poet, Plutonium,
:                                                                             :
      Argon, Luke SkyWalker, Hack, Everlast, Paine, Isded, Raider, Flood,
:                                                                             :
      Talisman, The Despised, Mister E, Napalm (all 80 of you), The Phantom,
:                                                                             :
      Xavii, Heatwave, Rave-N, Necrotic Sock, Dixie Flatline, Modal, Cain,
:                                                                             :
      Rheostatic, Phrog, Erupt, Dr. Love, #ascii, me, Ron Jeremy, and the
:                                                                             :
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|                                                                             |
.     I step through my front door. And Mithrandir again for the index logo.  .
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      revolt, revival, cia, 3Xil3, and most importantly...Quad-P, where it
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      will be "just like heaven in nineteen97".                       
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      program that somehow they're great.  Pfft, it's nothing the rest of us
 :                                                                           :
      couldn't do on any given day with the same equipment.  So stop kissing
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 |    up to these people and life will be better for everyone.               |
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.xX  This colly has been brought to you by the following musical support: Xx.
                                KISS
                                Dennis Leary
                                Soundgarden
                                Barenaked Ladies
                                Frontline Assembly
                                Ozzy Osbourne
                                Monty Python


      With the help of the number C and the letter Saturday.




                   Now get out there and start bitching about

                        how much you hate this thing.


                    I look forward to telling you about

                        just how little you know.



                                PUTAIN

                                  TU

                              POUFFIASSE


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,s$$'   .xX Putain Tu Pouffiasse Xx.  `$$s,
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|             completed Nov 02 1996         |
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