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         " What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? "

When you're dealing with a store like this they're insured up the ass. They're
not supposed to give you any  resistance what so ever. If you  get a customer,
or an employee  who thinks he's Charles Bronson  take the butt of your gun and
smash  their nose in. Drops  them right to the floor. Everyone jumps. He falls
down screaming, blood  squirts out of  his nose. Freaks everybody  out, nobody
says  fucking shit after that. You might get some  bitch talk shit to you, but
give her a look like  you're gonna smash her  in the face next, watch her shut
the fuck up. Now if it's the  manager, that's a different  story. The managers
know better than to fuck  around. So if you get one thats giving you static he
probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta  break that son of a bitch in
two. If  you wanna  know  something he  won't  tell yah, cut  off  one of  his
fingers. The  little  one. Then tell  him his thumb is  next. After that he'll
tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry, let's get a taco.



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                     -  - - -------[ Index ]------- - -  -


              [o1] - Ascii Detected        [o2] - Ansi Detected
              [o3] - Matrix Menu           [o4] - Logon
              [o5] - NUP                   [o6] - New User
              [o7] - Main Menu             [o8] - Logoff
              [o9] - Goodbye               [1o] - Leech
              [11] - Download              [12] - Upload
              [13] - SysOp is Here!



[===[ASCII]========================================================[o1]===]




    ___________________________________________
    \______    \   ________/ ______\____\_____/
----/    /  __/____    \    \     /    /    /--------------------------------
:hP!/    /  \     /   /    /   /   /   /   aSCIIeMULATiONdETECTED    :
--/    /   //    /   //    /   //   //   //----------------------------------
  /______.__/_________/_________/____/____/





[===[ANSI]=========================================================[o2]===]




    ______________________________________
    \______    \_____    \   ________/___/
----/    /    /    /  __/____    \     /-------------------------------------
:hP!/    /   /    /  \     /   /   /      aNSIeMULATiONdETECTED       :
--/    /   //    /   //    /   //   //---------------------------------------
  /______.__/____/____/_________/____/





[===[MATRIX]=======================================================[o3]===]




     ___________________________________________________________
     \_____  ___\______    \   __    \   __   \_____/    /    /
----/    / /    /    /    /    /    /    /   //    _\_  /  __/---------------
:hP!/    / /   /    /   /____/   /    /____/   /   _   \  mATRIXmENU  :
--/    /_/   //    /   //----/   //    /----/   //    /   //-----------------
  /____/ /____/______.__/    /____/____/    /____/____/____/
                     Y
                     :   [ L ]   Logon to BBS
                     :   [ A ]   Apply as a Newuser
                     :   [ G ]   Logoff Matrix
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                     `----------------------------- -   -    -





[===[LOGON]========================================================[o4]===]




     _______   ________________________________________
     \     /   \_____    \  _________/___    \_____    \
----/  __/____/    /    /  \_     /    /    /    /    /----------------------
:hP!/   \    /    /   /    /   /    /   /    /   /   lOGONtOtHEbBS  :
--/    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //------------------------
  /_________/_________/_________/_________/____/____/





[===[NUP]==========================================================[o5]===]




     ______________________________
     \_____    \    \    \    __   \
----/    /    /    /    /  ___/   /------------------------------------------
:hP!/    /   /    /   /  \_____/     eNTERtHEnEWuSERpASSWORD         :
--/    /   //    /   //   //-------------------------------------------------
  /____/____/_________/____/





[===[NEWUSER]======================================================[o6]===]




     __________________________  ___________________________________________
     \_____    \   ______/    /_/   \    \    \   ________/ ______/   __    \
----/    /    /  ___)___    / /    /    /  __/____    \   ___)___     /    /-
:hP!/    /   /   \    /   / /   /    /  \     /   /   \    /   /____/  :
--/    /   //    /   //   / /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //   //--------
  /____/____/_________/__________/_________/_________/_________/____/





[===[MAIN MENU]====================================================[o7]===]




     _____________________________________
     \_____  ___\______    \____\_____    \
----/    / /    /    /    /    /    /    /-----------------------------------
:hP!/    / /   /    /   /   /    /   /      @BBSNAME@MainMenu         :
--/    /_/   //    /   //   //    /   //-------------------------------------
  /____/ /____/______.__/____/____/____/
                                        [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name
  [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name
  [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name
  [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name
  [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name
  [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name
  [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name   [X] Command Name
  [X] Command Name                __________________________________________
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---------------------------------/    / /    /  ___)___     /    /    /    /-
:         @TIMELEFT@           /    / /   /   \    /    /   /    /   /  :
-------------------------------/    /_/   //    /   //    /   //    /   //---
                               /____/ /____/_________/____/____/_________/





[===[LOGOFF]=======================================================[o8]===]




     _______   _________________________________________________
     \     /   \_____    \  _________/___    \    ______/______/
----/  __/____/    /    /  \_     /    /    /   ____/  ____/-----------------
:hP!/   \    /    /   /    /   /    /   /   / /   /      sOlONG      :
--/    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //   // /   //----------------------
  /_________/_________/_________/_________/____/ /____/................./\:...
                                                                      \ oO /`::
                  Now go call one of these quality boards!            /_\/_\ .:
                                                                        \/    :
     BBS NAME       +1-XXX-XXX-XXXX     SysOp: XXXXXXXXX     NUP: XXXXX       .
     BBS NAME     +XX-XXX-XXXX-XXXX     SysOp: XXXXXXXXX     NUP: XXXXX      .
     BBS NAME       +1-XXX-XXX-XXXX     SysOp: XXXXXXXXX     NUP: XXXXX       .





[===[GOODBYE]======================================================[o9]===]




     _______________________________________________________________________
     \  _________/___    \_____   \______    \_____    \    \    \   ______/
----/  \_     /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /  __/    /    /  ___)___---
:hP!/    /   /    /   /    /   /    /   /  __   \_____    /   \    /   :
--/    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //----
  /_________/_________/_________/_________/_________/_________/_________/





[===[LEECH]========================================================[1o]===]




     _______   __________________________________________
     \     /   \   ______/   ______/   _______/    /    /
----/  __/____/  ___)___   ___)___    \    \    _/    /----------------------
:hP!/   \    /   \    /   \    /    /   /   _    / dONTlEECHtOOmUCH :
--/    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //------------------------
  /_________/_________/_________/_________/____/____/





[===[DOWNLOAD]=====================================================[11]===]




    __________________   ______________________________
    \______    \     /   \_____   \______   \______    \
----/    /    /  __/____/    /    /    /    /    /    /----------------------
:hP!/    /   /   \    /    /   /    /   /    /   /      dOWNLOAD       :
--/    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //------------------------
  /_________/_________/_________/______.__/_________/





[===[UPLOAD]=======================================================[12]===]




     ___________________________   ______________________________
     \    \    \    __   \     /   \_____   \______   \______    \
----/    /    /  ___/   /  __/____/    /    /    /    /    /    /------------
:hP!/    /   /  \_____/   \    /    /   /    /   /    /   /   uPLOAD  :
--/    /   //   //    /    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //--------------
  /_________/____/    /_________/_________/______.__/_________/





[===[SYSOP]========================================================[13]===]




      __________________________________________________
      \   _________/ \    \   _________/__    \    __   \
---__/____    \     /  __/____    \     /    /  ___/   /---------------------
:hP!\     /   /____   \     /   /    /   /  \_____/    cHATmODEoN    :
---/    /   //    /   //    /   //    /   //   //----------------------------
   /_________/_________/_________/_________/____/ .. is here!




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     __________ __________ _________  ________  _/    \_ _ _______  _______   
   __\__      /_\___     /_\_ _____/__\_____  \_\_    _/_   _    /_/  ____/___
  /   _/_____/_   _/  __/   _____/___      /   \_       /   \___/_\_____     /
 /    \       /  _     \_   \       /    _/     /      /     \        _/    /|
 \___________/___\      /__________/___________/______/_______\____________/ |
 `----------------\    /Rpd!-------------------------------------------------'
                   \  /                                                       
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              All work in this colly was by Hiro Protagonist except:

                      kATHARSIS!aSCII Logo by tINYZ^kTS
                         Credits Logo by rAPID^fAITH
                     ModemLand Advert by dON cROCE^tRANK

                              ..and of course..

                     The Taco Speech by Quentin Tarantino


                  Inspiration for this ascii colly provided by:

                         Stef and all the raSta gRrls
                      Canadian Club 10 year aged Whiskey
                         Primo British Columbia Weed


                              Greets fly out to:

          Whodini^tRANK!/Diablo^hONEY/Qen^hONEY/Gozz^hONEY/Tinyz^kTS
          Rapid^fAITH/Don Croce^tRANK!/Kerosene^??/Cypher Hex^tRANK!
                   #amigascne / #trank / #acid / #warez5


                                Release Notes:

      Originally I had intended this colly to be a much larger example of
      my work, but since my keyboard is dying and I'm busy with alot of
      non-scene activities these days I decided just to bundle up what I
      had and release it as is. These asciis were created for you.. feel
      free to use them any way you see fit, all I ask is that you don't
      remove my hP! signature. Thanks for viewing..


                   ..if you want to get ahold of me call..

(or if you just want to leech from canada's largest selection of ascii collies)


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                             +1-306-652-4359



      ..or I can be reached via internet email at quadp@peace.wit.com..




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