Oh look, here's the way it went when we interviewed Crisis for the position of
US Coordinator.. as you can see, we gave him *SUCH* a hard time.. I deleted
some unnecessary crap (xdcc's, etc etc..), but enough is left that you get the
general gist of how it went.. it's worth a little read, I guess..

So, Crisis is now, officially our 3rd US Coordinator in as many months.. Man,
we go through SS faster than underwear..

<Hiro_> where'd crisis go?
*** Crisis (crisis@atl1.america.net) has joined channel #quad-p
<Crisis> damn...stupid provider...
<modal> heh..
<Crisis> modal; any info you want to know?
<modal> crisis: tell us about you, and why you'd be a good Coord, etc etc..
<Crisis> ugh...hm
* modal loves putting people on the spot..
<iL_> heh
<Crisis> I'm a good organizer, and can collect art pretty easily
<Hiro_> modal: You're also doped up.. hehehe
<modal> hiro: more than you know.. :)
<Crisis> hm...uh...
<Crisis> I can recruit a lot...:)
<modal> crisis: what other groups are you currently with? What do you do with
        them?
<modal> recruiting is good..
<modal> can you call LD?
<Hiro_> Crisis: I have a couple questions... nothing much.. umm, how old are
        you, how long you been in the scene, and most importantly, what else
        do you do besides irc and #ansi shit..
<Crisis> let's see...i do a little ansi with rain and tap, and i am a telcom
         guy with cia
* Hiro_ likes to know what people do besides being computer geeks.. =]
<Crisis> hiro; let's see, i'm 16, been in the bbs scene for about 4 years, pd
         for 1, elite for 3, and always have been into art
<Crisis> ok...yeah, i can call ld
<Crisis> hm...
<modal> crisis: would you be willing to get accounts on Harvest Moon (USHQ)
        and ModemLand(WHQ)?
<Crisis> modal; sure...I was thinking about calling harmoon last night
<Crisis> hiro; let's see, i'm 16, been in the bbs scene for about 4 years, pd
         for 1, elite for 3, and always have been into art
<Crisis> i also ran a board for 3 years...:)
<modal> crisis: coolio.. cuz a lot of yer job is making sure the art from all
        our US members gets to us on ModemLand..
<modal> crisis: although, me and Hiro, and IL are on IRC a LOT
* modal thinks his ceiling is purple..mmm.. morphine..
<Crisis> modal; I am on irc a lot, although I'm not usually around while I
         am...
<Hiro_> modal: Face it, it's rare that a day goes by that we're not on... heh
<Hiro_> modal: Nope
<modal> hiro: that'll change.. I have finals next month..
<Hiro_> modal: Morphine? I'll be right over....
* iL_ is on IRC constantly :
<modal> Oh yah.. while we're here.. we're setting up a Quad-P WWW homepage..
<modal> crisis: got any art on you?
<iL_> really?
<Crisis> modal; by me? not now :)
<Crisis> modal; i kinda am dropping out of drawing are for a little bit :)
<Hiro_> modal: Cool.. hmm, guess I'll have to figure out something to add to
        that... hmm, I gotta finish my menu set for cat, and get around for
        doing two screens for inner vision as well as writing for Synapse...
        hoi
<Crisis> got the packs
<modal> crisis: so you wanna move into coordinating..
<Crisis> modal; exactly, drawing got boring :)
<modal> crisis: well.. see if you can draw something every once in a while..
<modal> crisis: like within the next 2 years or so.. :)
<Crisis> modal; oh, right now I draw every day...I'm just waiting until I get
         really good :)
[*hiro_*] Whaddya think of Crisis so far?
<Hiro_> modal: Like the amount you draw in otherwords.. :D
<modal> hiro: exactly.. tho' I'm trying to get into VGA..
[Hiro_!rbg124@duke.usask.ca] seems like a good kid. heh
<Crisis> i do a little coding too...
<modal> crisis: coolio.. have you filled in the apps and stuff with the
        generator?
<Crisis> where is the ushq?
<Crisis> modal; there wasn't a uscoordinator position in there...
<modal> crisis: HarMoon is in Ohio, I think..
<Hiro_> modal: What's going on tonight, anything? We went to that Tarentino
        flick last night.. I liked it largely
<modal> hiro: which Tarantino flick?
<Crisis> modal; is it? i thougt...novermind, i was thinking of sarctoaster :)
<Crisis> ugh...can't type today...
<Hiro_> modal: His last one... whatever the hell it's called... not Killing
        Zoe (which he only produced)..
<modal> crisis: that our Quebec Separatiste HQ.. :)
<modal> hiro: pulp fiction?
<modal> hiro: nothing going on tonite.. I could use some company.. :( I hate
        being sick..
<Crisis> what lse do you wanna know?
<Crisis> else
<modal> crisis: hmm.. you can call the USHQ and gather art and get it to us on
        ModemLand(tm)? You can do a little art? You can promote us, give out
        packs on IRC (you have all 3?)
<Crisis> damn lag...
<iL_> heh I had 3 people call my board in a row from Quebec yesterday
<iL_> Said Somewhere, PQ   And I thought, wtf is PQ>!
<Hiro_> modal: Yeah.. that's it.. was on the tip of my tongue.. heh
<Hiro_> modal: The violence didn't seem as profound as in Resevoir Dogs (less
        connection to the characters), but it was a great flick..
<modal> crisis: you can post on XTCNet? you can.. umm.. balance a piano on yer
        nose?
<modal> crisis: where in the US are you? do you have an Email address? can you
        fill out the apps and get them to me on ModemLand?
* modal is full of questions..
<iL_> heh
<Crisis> modal; hm...yeah, i think i have all three...could you give me the
         #'s for those two boardS?
<Hiro_> il: It stands for Poofter Quebec....
<modal> oh no.. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are teaching Einstein..
<Crisis> moD; i can't post, but balancing the piano is easy :)
<Crisis> modal; atlanta, ga - crisis@america.net - there wasn't an app for us
         coordinator :)
<modal> crisis: they're in the packs.. ModemLand is 306-652-4359.. Harmoon is
        216-951-7059
<Hiro_> crisis: Can you appreciate the fact that most of us are getting old
        and don't always do shit and sometimes need others to help us across
        the street? ;)
<modal> crisis: yah.. well, we weren't expecting one coord to rip shit off,
        and another to die..
<Crisis> hiro; sure why not :)
<modal> god, narco was being a pain in the ass yesterday..
<Hiro_> crisis: Heh.. good.. I think I'll go put on a fresh pair of Depends
        and drink some Metamucil now...
<Crisis> modal; hm...maybe i don't wanna be coordinator with all the bad luck
         you've been having :)
<Hiro_> modal: Shoulda been here about 30 minutes ago.. heh, I opped omi and
        narco joined and we bankicked him at the same moment..
<Crisis> hiro; don't forget the centrum silver...need them vitamins
<modal> hiro: ooh.. what I wouldn't give for Depends right now.. you know how
        hard it is to get outta bed and to the shitter in time..
<modal> crisis: heh..
<Hiro_> crisis: And I could use some of that Just for Men hair colouring too..
[*il_*] whaddya think? is he coord material?
[*Hiro_*] whaddya think? is he coord material?
[iL_!iyork@IS.Dal.Ca] Well, he seems allright...
[iL_!iyork@IS.Dal.Ca] we should give him sort of test...
<Crisis> hiro; hell, my hair is orange...does just for men have that color?
[*il_*] like what?
[Hiro_!rbg124@duke.usask.ca] Seems like a good kid, decent enough to just
 chill with us here anyways.. and hey! Orange hair! :)
[iL_!iyork@IS.Dal.Ca] I dunno.. hmm
[*hiro_*] il says we need to test him.. how?
<Hiro_> crisis: Heh.. not last time I checked..
[Hiro_!rbg124@duke.usask.ca] Ummm.. dunno, have him run around to harmoon and
 pick up some shit or something?
<Crisis> hiro; damn...cuz i use like peroxide on it...seriously...but it turns
         orange...kinda weird...
<modal> crisis: we *NEED* you to get accounts on HarMoon and ModemLand.. I'll
        get Qur'an to validate you right away on HarMoon.. I dunno about
        ModemLand tho.. hey hiro: think we can validate him right away?
<Hiro_> modal: ooh, I dunno.. I think I can manage it...
<Hiro_> =]
<Crisis> modal; i think i'll probably call them tonight...
<modal> crisis: and Il here may want you to be on his board, seeing as he
        *NEVER* calls ModemLand and sends up east coast art.. :(
<Hiro_> modal: He always manages to get it to me one way or another tho. :)
<modal> oooh.. crisis is a LOCAL phone call to CNN!!! heh heh
<modal> hiro: I know.. I was just buggin..
* Hiro_ is missing having ebz around.. he was a good kid
[*il_*] yer vote? yes or no
<Crisis> i could prolly call there too...are any of those cia sites do you
         know?
[*hiro_*] yer vote? yes or no
<Hiro_> modal: You mean he can call in to Calling All Sports for a local toll?
        I wish..
[iL_!iyork@IS.Dal.Ca] yes, unless there is more people wanting the position..
<modal> hiro: he can talk to that Flip Spiceland guy...
[Hiro_!rbg124@duke.usask.ca] I dunno.. seems like he's cool, but can he handle
 our laid back approach?
<modal> crisis: okay.. here's a theoretical situation..
* Hiro_ actually got on air on calling all sports one night...
<modal> It's the 27th of March.. deadline is the 28th.. you've been sick.. you
        haven't called HarMoon and have no way to do so..
<Hiro_> modal: Don'tcha mean hypothetical?
<modal> yah yah.. whatever..
<modal> you haven't gotten any of the art from ANYONE in the US..
<modal> what do you do?
<modal> what do you DO?
<Hiro_> modal: Take some more morphine maybe... :P
<modal> WHAT DO YOU DO?
<Crisis> hm...let's see...uh...
* modal tried a Dennis Hopper impersonation..
<Crisis> hm....get my brother to do it :)
<Hiro_> modal: Heh.. nice one.
<Crisis> or get halaster to do it ...
<modal> hey, it's the Pinky and the Brain when Brain goes on Jeopardy!!!
<modal> who's Halaster?
<Hiro_> crisis: You seem like a good guy, and I think you'd fit in great with
        us here, I just have one tiny little question.. can you handle our
        laid back style?
<Crisis> modal; do you have the last pack?
<Hiro_> modal: SysOp of The Regency..
*** (xdcc) 1 files added to Pack #2
<Crisis> modal; us coordinator of mist, sys of the regency, relic artist
<Crisis> hiro; easily :)
* Hiro_ is getting a screen from Hal one of these days...
<modal> crisis: you're buds with Halaster?
<Hiro_> crisis: Cool.
<modal> crisis: there's the latest pack..
[Hiro_!rbg124@duke.usask.ca] I vote yes.. he seems like just what we need in a
 us co-ord.
<Crisis> modal; yeah, i'm a co on his board now
[*hiro_*] i agree..
<Crisis> stone the crow wants it :)
<Hiro_> Lookin' down a barrel of a gun, son of a gun, son of a bitch getting
        paid getting rich
<iL_> life is... Too Short
<modal> whatthefuck? something nick'd sTc is getting the pack from me.
<Hiro_> crisis: Guess that means we better give Hal an HQ or something.. heh
<Crisis> that's stone the crow..he wanted it :)
<modal> crisis: if yer a co on that board, it'll become a member board..
<Hiro_> modal: Stone Da Crow... my nig in acid.. yet another person doing art
        for our board..
<Crisis> modal; ok cool ...
<Crisis> stc rocks
* Hiro_ has lost track of all the people doing him art and all the trades he's
  done and prolly never gotten anything back for.. hmm
<Crisis> hiro; was hal doing you a menu shell?
<modal> Okey dokey.. I think the votes are in.. right? Il, Hiro.. msg me yer
        votes..
[iL_!iyork@IS.Dal.Ca] yeah
[iL_!iyork@IS.Dal.Ca] let him in I guess.. I don't see why not
<Hiro_> crisis: We were talking a trade, I didn't specify anything if I
        remember right, but I love his menus.. ;)
[Hiro_!rbg124@duke.usask.ca] Yup, he's cool wit me
<modal> crisis: Welcome to Quad-P SS...
<Crisis> hiro; cuz i think i rmember a menu he did for you...like a girls
         face...
<Crisis> modal; cool...thanks..:)
<modal> crisis: the first month is probationary.. but we're so laid back, we
        won't be real assholes or anything..
<Hiro_> crisis: I did him a couple of color'ed asciis in the last remorse
        pack... really? Hmm.. cooly. I'll have to find it.
<modal> crissi: just make sure to get accounts on HarMoon and ModemLand(tm) as
        SOON as possible..
<modal> crisis even..
<Hiro_> crisis: Oh, btw, my name's Devin, phone number is 306-xxx-xxxx if you
        ever wanna shout out or anything. :)
<Crisis> ok cool...hm...maybe tonight...
<modal> oh yah.. mine's Paul.. 306-xxx-xxxx.. like you guys didn't know that..
        but I have tonsilitis and no voice..
<modal> hiro: should we tell him how old we are?
<iL_> heh
<modal> il: can you get all the app stuff from everyone out there (you
        included)? it never made it onto my new machine..
<Crisis> how big is the last pack?
<modal> il: so I can stop calling you il, and refer to you as yer real name..
<modal> crisis: 1.4 megs
<Hiro_> modal: Why not, everybody else knows...
<modal> I'm 21.. hiro's 20..
<iL_> modal: werd.. ok, my name is Mike
<modal> we *DO* own canes..
<iL_> I'm 16 :)
<Crisis> I'm John...
* Hiro_ will be 21 in june.. christ.. I'm getting old..
<Crisis> 21 and 20...not too old
<modal> hiro: are you capturing this or was it my job?
<Crisis> :)
<Hiro_> crisis: It just feels old sometimes.. heh
* iL_ is 16, turning 17 in Oct.
<Hiro_> modal: I turned off during the split when I hopped back to #ansi... oh
        well.
<Crisis> shit...I gotta go to wrestling practice...later.
<modal> shit.. I don't know how to save my Scrollback in TFW..
<Hiro_> modal: I turned off the log even..
<modal> crisis: later bud..
<Hiro_> later
*** Signoff: Crisis ( .blah. bbl)
<Hiro_> Good guy.. I like him.
<iL_> yeah, seems cool
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