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 "~Jen~"  wrote in message 
 news:Bx1Fb.6783$ss5.3963@clgrps13... 
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 > X-No-Archive: yes 
 > 
 > "Jay Kaner"  wrote in message 
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 > > 
 > > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in message 
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 > > > 
 > > > "Teh Sand00d"  wrote in message 
 > > > news:OnDEb.4857$C71.3153@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk... 
 > > > > 
 > > > > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in 
 message 
 > > > > news:avCEb.47810$Dt6.1147936@twister.tampabay.rr.com... 
 > > > > > 
 > > > > > "Seven Nation Amy"  wrote in message 
 > > > > > news:Xns9456751473536brokenwing@such-a-shame... 
 > > > > > > "Shaun Henderson"  wrote in 
 > > > > > > news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz: 
 > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > > Teh Sand00d  wrote in message 
 > > > > > > > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de... 
 > > > > > > >> 
 > > > > > > >> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in message 
 > > > > > > >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com... 
 > > > > > > >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell 
 > us, 
 > > > > > > >> > before showing us: 
 > > > > > > >> > 
 > > > > > > >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even. 
 > > > > > > >> > >> 
 > > > > > > >> > >> You've not been given permission to post. 
 > > > > > > >> > >> 
 > > > > > > >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission. 
 > > > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > > > >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag 
 Team 
 > > AMN 
 > > > vs 
 > > > > > > >> > > The 
 > > > > > > >> Rest. 
 > > > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > > > >> > > Tag... Shukun! 
 > > > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > > > >> > 
 > > > > > > >> > Ah, they bore me. 
 > > > > > > >> 
 > > > > > > >> Sure we do. 
 > > > > > > >> 
 > > > > > > >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic 
 > of 
 > > > > > > >> flames. 
 > > > > > > >> 
 > > > > > > >> 
 > > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > > Why do you feel the need to flame? 
 > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new PC 
 and 
 > > > you've 
 > > > > > > done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more 
 ways 
 > > you 
 > > > > can 
 > > > > > > type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online 
 > > world 
 > > > > and 
 > > > > > > you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, 
 where 
 > > > > people 
 > > > > > > buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you 
 > > > stumbled 
 > > > > > on 
 > > > > > > a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming. 
 > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A shit-eating 
 OE 
 > > > user? 
 > > > > > Or 
 > > > > > > maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful 
 > language, 
 > > > that 
 > > > > > > you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such 
 > immensely 
 > > > > > > important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out 
 > of 
 > > > > > > joint... 
 > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options. 
 > You 
 > > > can 
 > > > > > > cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise and kiss 
 > ass 
 > > > > until 
 > > > > > > someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good" 
 > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting 
 possession 
 > of 
 > > > the 
 > > > > > > English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is 
 today... 
 > > > > > > 
 > > > > > > ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the 
 > pen, 
 > > or 
 > > > > the 
 > > > > > > keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword.  Unless, 
 of 
 > > > > course, 
 > > > > > > someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, in which case 
 > I'd 
 > > > > > suggest 
 > > > > > > you have a re-think on the pen front. 
 > > > > > > 
 > > > > > 
 > > > > > youre the biggest nerd i think ive ever run into.  i mean, you 
 dont 
 > > make 
 > > > > any 
 > > > > > apologies for the fact that your life consists of surfing 
 newsgroups 
 > > all 
 > > > > day 
 > > > > > making fun (or trying to, rather) of those who dont accept you. 
 > maybe 
 > > > its 
 > > > > > because no one likes you that your posts are met with a rather 
 > > unwelcome 
 > > > > > air.  i think you need to take some kind of course in interaction 
 > with 
 > > > > > people, and maybe start trying to reintegrate yourself with 
 society 
 > > > > instead 
 > > > > > of trying to hurt what you cant be. 
 > > > > 
 > > > > You've shown that you have absolutely no sense of humour, therefore 
 we 
 > > > poke 
 > > > > you harder, more frequently. 
 > > > > 
 > > > > 
 > > > 
 > > > i fart in your general direction 
 > > 
 > > Oh look.  Johnny tries to do a "funny", and almost, but not quite, 
 manages 
 > > it. 
 > > 
 > > 
 > 
 > Oh look....Jay tries to be mean spirited 
  
 No no no jen.  I'm trying to help johnny.  He desperately needs my help. 
  
 > only no one gives a shit...... 
  
 Apart from you, hmmm? 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
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