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 "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in message 
 news:U9EEb.98464$%h4.59773@twister.tampabay.rr.com... 
 > 
 > "Teh Sand00d"  wrote in message 
 > news:OnDEb.4857$C71.3153@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk... 
 > > 
 > > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in message 
 > > news:avCEb.47810$Dt6.1147936@twister.tampabay.rr.com... 
 > > > 
 > > > "Seven Nation Amy"  wrote in message 
 > > > news:Xns9456751473536brokenwing@such-a-shame... 
 > > > > "Shaun Henderson"  wrote in 
 > > > > news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz: 
 > > > > 
 > > > > > 
 > > > > > Teh Sand00d  wrote in message 
 > > > > > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de... 
 > > > > >> 
 > > > > >> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in message 
 > > > > >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com... 
 > > > > >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell us, 
 > > > > >> > before showing us: 
 > > > > >> > 
 > > > > >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even. 
 > > > > >> > >> 
 > > > > >> > >> You've not been given permission to post. 
 > > > > >> > >> 
 > > > > >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission. 
 > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team 
 AMN 
 > vs 
 > > > > >> > > The 
 > > > > >> Rest. 
 > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > >> > > Tag... Shukun! 
 > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > >> > > 
 > > > > >> > 
 > > > > >> > Ah, they bore me. 
 > > > > >> 
 > > > > >> Sure we do. 
 > > > > >> 
 > > > > >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic of 
 > > > > >> flames. 
 > > > > >> 
 > > > > >> 
 > > > > > 
 > > > > > Why do you feel the need to flame? 
 > > > > 
 > > > > Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and 
 > you've 
 > > > > done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more ways 
 you 
 > > can 
 > > > > type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online 
 world 
 > > and 
 > > > > you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, where 
 > > people 
 > > > > buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you 
 > stumbled 
 > > > on 
 > > > > a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming. 
 > > > > 
 > > > > Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A shit-eating OE 
 > user? 
 > > > Or 
 > > > > maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful language, 
 > that 
 > > > > you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such immensely 
 > > > > important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out of 
 > > > > joint... 
 > > > > 
 > > > > So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options.  You 
 > can 
 > > > > cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise and kiss ass 
 > > until 
 > > > > someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good" 
 > > > > 
 > > > > Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession of 
 > the 
 > > > > English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today... 
 > > > > 
 > > > > ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the pen, 
 or 
 > > the 
 > > > > keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword.  Unless, of 
 > > course, 
 > > > > someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, in which case I'd 
 > > > suggest 
 > > > > you have a re-think on the pen front. 
 > > > > 
 > > > 
 > > > youre the biggest nerd i think ive ever run into.  i mean, you dont 
 make 
 > > any 
 > > > apologies for the fact that your life consists of surfing newsgroups 
 all 
 > > day 
 > > > making fun (or trying to, rather) of those who dont accept you.  maybe 
 > its 
 > > > because no one likes you that your posts are met with a rather 
 unwelcome 
 > > > air.  i think you need to take some kind of course in interaction with 
 > > > people, and maybe start trying to reintegrate yourself with society 
 > > instead 
 > > > of trying to hurt what you cant be. 
 > > 
 > > You've shown that you have absolutely no sense of humour, therefore we 
 > poke 
 > > you harder, more frequently. 
 > > 
 > > 
 > 
 > i fart in your general direction 
  
 Oh look.  Johnny tries to do a "funny", and almost, but not quite, manages 
 it. 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
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