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 From: seven_nation_amy@privacy.net 
  
 "Johnny Fairview"  wrote 
 > "Seven Nation Amy"  wrote in message 
 > news:Xns9456751473536brokenwing@such-a-shame... 
 >> "Shaun Henderson"  wrote in 
 >> news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz: 
 >> 
 >> > 
 >> > Teh Sand00d  wrote in message 
 >> > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de... 
 >> >> 
 >> >> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in message 
 >> >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com... 
 >> >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell us, 
 >> >> > before showing us: 
 >> >> > 
 >> >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even. 
 >> >> > >> 
 >> >> > >> You've not been given permission to post. 
 >> >> > >> 
 >> >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission. 
 >> >> > > 
 >> >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team AMN 
 >> >> > > vs The 
 >> >> Rest. 
 >> >> > > 
 >> >> > > Tag... Shukun! 
 >> >> > > 
 >> >> > > 
 >> >> > 
 >> >> > Ah, they bore me. 
 >> >> 
 >> >> Sure we do. 
 >> >> 
 >> >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic of 
 >> >> flames. 
 >> >> 
 >> >> 
 >> > 
 >> > Why do you feel the need to flame? 
 >> 
 >> Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and 
 >> you've done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more 
 >> ways you can type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big 
 >> online world and you discover it's not that innocent place you'd 
 >> heard about, where people buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with 
 >> each other, because you stumbled 
 > on 
 >> a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming. 
 >> 
 >> Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A shit-eating OE 
 >> user? 
 > Or 
 >> maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful language, 
 >> that you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such 
 >> immensely important people and God forbid you should put a nose or 
 >> two out of joint... 
 >> 
 >> So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options.  You 
 >> can cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise and kiss 
 >> ass until someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good" 
 >> 
 >> Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession of 
 >> the English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today... 
 >> 
 >> ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the pen, 
 >> or the keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword. 
 >> Unless, of course, someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, 
 >> in which case I'd 
 > suggest 
 >> you have a re-think on the pen front. 
 >> 
 > 
 > youre the biggest nerd i think ive ever run into.  i mean, you dont 
 > make any apologies for the fact that your life consists of surfing 
 > newsgroups all day 
 > making fun (or trying to, rather) of those who dont 
 > accept you.  maybe its because no one likes you that your posts are 
 > met with a rather unwelcome air.  i think you need to take some kind 
 > of course in interaction with people, and maybe start trying to 
 > reintegrate yourself with society instead of trying to hurt what you 
 > cant be. 
  
 Gosh. 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
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