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 From: seven_nation_amy@privacy.net 
  
 "Shaun Henderson"  wrote in 
 news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz: 
  
 > 
 > Teh Sand00d  wrote in message 
 > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de... 
 >> 
 >> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in message 
 >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com... 
 >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell us, 
 >> > before showing us: 
 >> > 
 >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even. 
 >> > >> 
 >> > >> You've not been given permission to post. 
 >> > >> 
 >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission. 
 >> > > 
 >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team AMN vs 
 >> > > The 
 >> Rest. 
 >> > > 
 >> > > Tag... Shukun! 
 >> > > 
 >> > > 
 >> > 
 >> > Ah, they bore me. 
 >> 
 >> Sure we do. 
 >> 
 >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic of 
 >> flames. 
 >> 
 >> 
 > 
 > Why do you feel the need to flame? 
  
 Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and you've 
 done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more ways you can 
 type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online world and 
 you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, where people 
 buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you stumbled on 
 a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming. 
  
 Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A shit-eating OE user?  Or 
 maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful language, that 
 you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such immensely 
 important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out of 
 joint... 
  
 So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options.  You can 
 cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise and kiss ass until 
 someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good" 
  
 Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession of the 
 English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today... 
  
 ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the pen, or the 
 keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword.  Unless, of course, 
 someone comes rushing at you with a 41€ Claymore, in which case I'd suggest 
 you have a re-think on the pen front. 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)