From: psytrancekid@yahoo.co.uk 
  
 Something I found surfing :o) 
  
 Andre 
  
  
  
 Things Yoda says in the bedroom 
  
 "He he he! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 
  
 "Put shield on saber I must." 
  
 "Down here, I am. Ladder find, I must!" 
  
 "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things." 
  
 "Do me or do me not - there is no try." 
  
 "When 900 years old you be, Viagra you need, hmmmmm?" 
  
 "Feel the force!" 
  
 "Who's your Jedi master!!? WHO'S your Jedi Master!!?" 
  
 "Happens to all sometimes, this does." 
  
 "Early must I rise. Leave now you will!" 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)