From: hatty@globalnet.co.uk 
  
 "Alex Buell"  wrote in message 
 news:Pine.LNX.4.56.0307282331570.26542@slut.local.munted.org.uk... 
 > On Mon, 28 Jul 2003, hatty wrote: 
 > 
 > > > No, that's another fake Hatty. The real abducted by another bunch of 
 > > > aliens who substituted a fake Hatty in the other bunch of aliens's 
 > > > spaceship is busy dancing her socks off to really good hard trance 
 > > > somewhere in the darkest depths of a squat party :) 
 > > 
 > > LOL! Indeed another fake hatty appeared this evening and went off to a 
 > > wedding reception dressed in something approaching posh clothes and 
 > > drank a very polite half a lager. Theres also metal hatty who air 
 > > guitars, goth hatty who sits around being mopey, work hatty who is a bit 
 > > scary. And Evil Twin hatty who does all the things the real hatty would 
 > > never dream of. So long as all these hattys don't turn up at the same 
 > > time - now that would be just plain spooky. 
 > > 
 > > hatty (but which one?) 
 > 
 > That would be the Hatty Collective. :o) 
  
 LOL! 
  
 Todays fake hatty is psyhatty - yup, today I am listening to psytrance!! 
 Though I just thought I heard a sneaky guitar solo cunningly hidden behind 
 the etheral synth and the low analogue squelching sound. 
  
 And today, I am mostly deleting spam. What is it with all these viagra ads? 
 Though one caught my eye which made me smile. It read "grow your penis 
 naturally and gradually" and I am looking at the empty plant pots in the 
 kitchen..........Heh! What would the neighbours think? 
  
 hatty 
  
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