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 Evil old bat in BHS 18/12/98 
  
 Certainty level: 40% 
  
 Not quite sure how sure I am about this one. I went down to Croydon (Surrey) 
 with my mother to buy her a beret. After doing the shopping, we went to 
 the BHS store restaurant to lunch on fish and chips. 
  
 You can guess the rest. Auditory hallucinations my shrink calls them, 
 faithfully recorded on Sony minidisc. Some old cow going on about 
 "see that chap, the one over there, something's wrong with him". 
  
 It is quite tiring being attacked by random idiots in the street, or as 
 in this case, by some random, evil old bat in a restaurant. Fortunately 
 it is only a sporadic occurrence. My enemies seem of late reluctant to 
 waste resources in my direction. Should I take this as an insult? Am I not 
 worth the millions of taxpayers money which has been wasted on me? Are the 
 obsessives of MI5 themselves the "nutters" and "really mad" which they 
 accuse me of being? Interestingly this suggestion as to the psychological 
 profiles of Security Service personnel has been made by others... it does 
 lead one to wonder, doesn't it? 
  
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