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 From: dcorps.nospam@nospam.fwei.org.uk 
  
 The Doctor wrote: 
 > Imagine the Doctor visiting the Slitheen's home planet with 
 > the Slitheens applying vinegar to the whole plant. 
 > 
 > Anyone to write a script? 
  
 I'll have a go. 
  
  
          DOCTOR WHO 
          EPISODE 28x?? 
          Script (First Draft) 
  
          [TARDIS APPEARS ON SLITHEEN FAMILY'S HOME PLANET. DOCTOR EMERGES] 
  
      Doctor:     What are you doing, Crap Alien? 
  
      Crap Alien: We're pouring vinegar on this plant. 
  
      Doctor:     Why would you do that? Vinegar is very dangerous to you, it 
                  makes you explode. 
  
      Crap Alien: We don't know why we're doing this. You're right, it is 
                  dangerous. We might destroy our whole race when really we 
 just 
                  want a plant covered in vinegar. 
  
      Doctor:     OK. So long as you know. Bye then! 
  
          [DOCTOR ENTERS THE TARDIS. TARDIS DISAPPEARS] 
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