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 XPost: alt.sex.women, soc.men 
 From: Intelligent@savetheworldmsn.com 
  
 NUDITY SHOULD BE NORMAL - IT'S JUST DUMB TO HAVE IT SOMETHING. 
  
 THE VAGINA IS LIKE THE MOUTH.  THE PENIS IS LIKE THE FINGERS. 
  
 JUST DON'T GET PREGNANT. 
  
 IF YOU DON'T USE BIRTH CONTROL, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT TONIGHT. 
  
 IF YOU USE THE PULL-OUT METHOD, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT IN 1 YEAR OR LESS. 
  
 IF YOU USE MOST FORMS OF HORMONAL BIRTH CONTROL, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT IN 10 
 YEARS. 
  
 IF YOU USE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF BIRTH CONTROL CONCURRENTLY, IT'S PROBABLY 
 A 
 LITTLE MORE RISKY THAN DRIVING A CAR. 
  
 IF YOU USE THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF BIRTH CONTROL CONCURRENTLY, YOU'LL 
 PROBABLY 
 NEVER GET PREGNANT. 
  
 IF YOU DO GET PREGNANT, THERE IS NO BRAIN IN THE FETUS IN THE FIRST THREE 
 MONTHS, 
 AND PROBABLY NO GHOST EITHER.  PEOPLE HAVE MEMORIES OF THE WOMB.  THESE SAME 
 PEOPLE HAVE MEMORIES OF BEING A GHOST AND THEN BEING IN THE WOMB.  IF THERE 
 IS 
 NO 
 BRAIN OR GHOST IN THE FETUS, THEN NOT ABORTING IS MAKING THE DECISION TO GET 
 PREGNANT.  OBVIOUSLY THE DAY BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN, IT IS JUST TWO PEOPLE 
 ATTACHED, BUT YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO DETACH YOUR BODY, VS. THE ETHICAL 
 REQUIREMENT TO 
 THROW SOMEONE A ROPE.  CARRYING A BABY WHO EATS YOUR BODY FOR 6 MONTHS IS 
 MORE 
 ONEROUS THAN THROWING SOMEONE A ROPE. 
  
 THERE ARE FOUR OPTIONS FOR BIRTH CONTROL: 
 CONDOMS 
 PULL-OUT 
 DIAPHRAGM OR SPONGE 
 HORMONAL OR RHYTHM 
  
 MEN USE CONDOMS AND PULL-OUT. 
 WOMEN USE CONDOMS, AND DIAPHRAGM OR SPONGE, AND/OR HORMONAL OR RHYTHM. 
  
 USING CONDOMS AND THE RHYTHM MEANS YOU HAVE SEX ONLY TWO WEEKS OUT OF THE 
 MONTH 
 AND USE CONDOMS.  AND ONLY DO ORAL FOR THE OTHER TWO WEEKS. 
  
 IF YOU DO GET PREGNANT PROBABLY RUN TO AN ABORTION CLINIC IN THE FIRST THREE 
 MONTHS, OTHERWISE YOU'RE PROBABLY MAKING THE DECISION TO GET PREGNANT WITH A 
 REAL 
 PERSON. 
  
  
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 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)