From: constructiongirlfriday@yahoo.com 
  
 Here's the deal, and yes, it's for real. 
  
 We are a small but growing, mid town construction company desperately 
 in search of a talented "Girl Friday".  The successful candidate will 
 have great organizational skills for filing, a good telephone presence 
 for answering phones, and will be well versed in the use of Microsoft 
 Office Suite, with good typing skills. 
  
 The hours of operation are 8am to 5pm.  Individual benefits will be 
 provided after three months of successful service.  Your salary will 
 be commensurate with your experience but our range is around $30K/yr. 
  
 I am looking for a prim and proper, drug and disease free, mature 
 lady, over 40 years old please, that isn't adverse to being naughty in 
 the office when the opportunity arises. 
  
 As I said before, this is a serious help wanted ad for a real job. 
 I'm looking for a real woman with real skills. 
  
 Tell me about yourself, be honest and real, enclose a photograph if 
 you have one, although it isn't necessary, those with however, will be 
 considered first.  Larger women are preferred. 
  
 To apply, e-mail your resume to constructiongirlfriday@yahoo.com 
  
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