From: BigBad1@webtv.net 
  
 Democratic Convention schedule In Boston 
 9:00  Raise taxes on everybody to pay for convention 
 10:45  Prayer led by Al Sharpton calling for the investigation of George 
 Bush in the Tawana Brawley incident 
  12:00 Raise taxes on everybody to pay for the Al Sharpton led Tawana 
 Brawley investigation 
 1:15  Discussion led by Ted Kennedy on how to get away with murder. 
 Guest speaker scheduled to be Hillary Clinton Discussing the Vince 
 Foster incident 
 3:00  Raise taxes on everybody and tell the media they only hurt the 
 rich 
  4:00 Discuss how to make the middle class citizen pay for welfare 
 increases and how to then bus the welfare recipients to the polls. 
  6:00  DNC accountants discuss how to hide your income and investments 
 so that when you talk about the rich no one thinks it's you. 
 7:45  Raise taxes and create another useless level of government and 
 give our democratic friends government jobs. 
 8:00  two minute discussion about keeping your marriage and your 
 political life goig strong. 
 8:02   Raise taxes on gas and fuel and cable and spin it so the middle 
 class thinks the rich aren't paying these taxes. 
 9:00  Closing statements , scare the poor and elderly. 
 9:15  Everybody light up a joint , join Gore and Kerry ( he was in viet 
 nam you know) in a huge San Francisco Style pot protest , BUT DO NOT 
 INHALE....discuss raising taxes again tomorrow 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
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