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 From: pervert12@spambad.yahoo.com 
  
 "Rev. Dr. TRUTH"  wrote in message 
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 > "The Pervert"  wrote in message 
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 > 
 > > So according to you (and you alone), 
 > 
 > No, Pervert, according to the Bible! 
  
 There are no less than 22 recognized versions of "The Bible" extant.  Which 
 version of those 22 are you using? 
  
 > > your god 
 > 
 > He's not just "my" God.  He's the ONLY God. 
  
 I don't believe you. 
  
 > > created the world and in the space of a few short days, 
 > 
 > He created heaven and earth in six days.  Read your Bible. 
 > 
 > > his allegedly greatest creations 
 > 
 > Nobody said Adam and Eve were His greatest creations.  See how you 
 > twist the scriptures, adding little things here and taking away little 
 > things there.  Just wait till you go to hell.  You'll be suffering 
 > forever. 
  
 That neurotic and pissy god of your again?  Totally illogical. 
  
 > If you want to know whether something's in the Bible, read 
 > it for yourself. 
  
 Ah, but I (and most of the rest of the world) do not recognize your handbook 
 (what you call your bible) as being divine nor the definitive word of your 
 particular god.  Without your little handbook (in all it's variatiopns), you 
 really have absolutely nothing to say. 
 > 
 > > fucked everything up.  Is that about right? 
 > 
 > Yes.  Romans 5:12 says and I quote "Wherefore, as by one man sin 
 > entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all 
 > men, for that all have sinned."  Adam and Eve's sin brought death and 
 > depravity onto the whole human race. 
 > 
 > > Your all-powerful god created a world that totally went to hell (so to 
 speak) 
 > 
 > No.  Most of the people on it go to hell, but not all.  Some see the 
 > light and repent. 
  
 Oh, that's right.  Man, creteated by your god, are all flawed.  Your 
 incompetent god has a 100% failure rate in his creations. 
  
 > > in just a scant few days all because his greatest creations got laid! 
 > 
 > No.  Like I told you, they weren't God's greatest creations.  That's 
 > your first misconception among many.  Second, they died spiritually 
 > and lost God's grace not because they "god laid" but because they 
 > didn't.  Adam's first wife Lilith didn't want to lay down at all, so 
  
 This Lilith broad didn't want to put out for her hubby (which is bizarre 
 even on its face if they were he first two people cretaed and she 
 automatically has a headache?  What is she?  Irish Catholic?  Or a Jewish 
 American Princess??  And why, if they were the first two humans, did they 
 have to be married?  Who performed the ceremony?  And I never heard of this 
 Lilith broad.  Maybe your particular variation of "the bible" is a bit 
 different than everybody else's since in one of your previous posts, you 
 mentioned that your god created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.  Please 
 make up your alleged mind which story/myth you want to go with. 
  
 > God gave her over to the devil.  God then made Eve out of Adams' rib 
 > and wanted them to have normal sex and make babies.  But Eve listened 
 > to the hissing serpent and took Adam's d-ck in her mouth, then offered 
 > up her juicy cranny for him to lick and finger too. 
  
 Now wait a sec!  Where in your variation of the bible does it say that Eve 
 gave Adam a hummer without his having to grovel for it and buy her dinner 
 and jewelry like every other guy!  And in which verse of your variation of 
 the bible does it say, "And Eve got down on her knees and took Adam's dick 
 in her mouth.  And Adam said, 'Who'se your daddy, baby!  Such that one-eyed 
 monster, baby!"  Genesis... what? 
  
 > Oral sex is ABOMINATION before God. 
  
 Maybe your god never had a hummer from Eve.  Maybe that's why he's so 
 cranky.  Come to think of it, maybe that's why you're whacko, too. 
  
 >  After all the splatter Adam and Eve made 
 > aprons out of prickly fig leaves to cover their sex organs cause they 
 > were suddenly ASHAMED of what they did with them. 
  
 They had sex with their sex organs!  How dare they!  The perverts!  No, 
 wait.  (I'm The Pervert.) 
  
 >  So God kicked them 
 > out of paradise and made them work hard and suffer.  He did not send 
 > them to hell.  Cain went to hell cause he killed his brother. Adam and 
 > Eve eventually learned their lesson, through hardship and grief, and 
 > repented. 
 > 
 > > And they weren't even gay! 
 > 
 > Thank God for that!  Satan hadn't introduced faggotry into the world 
 > at that time.  Fag jealousy later motivated Cain to kill Abel, though. 
  
 And what verse is that?  "And Cain saith unto Abel, 'Hi, sailor.  Are you 
 with anybody?  Care to dance?  Do you like The Village People?" 
 > 
 > > Two breeders got it on 
 > 
 > No.  Not the way God intended.  They didn't "know" each other until 
 > after God kicked their butts out of Eden. 
 > 
 > > and your god's work went into the toilet. 
 > 
 > Maybe, but He gave Adam and Eve free will. 
  
 Are you saying your god fucked up again?  What the hell kind of incompetent 
 god are you worshiping, dude! 
  
 > They abused it.  Fortunately God didn't flush the commode 
  
 Now wait a sec.  God invented the commode?  What day did he do that?  "And 
 on the ninth day he invented indoor plumbing... even though there was no 
 indoors to put the plumbing in." 
  
 > but gave Adam and Eve a chance to atone through sacrifice. 
  
 Ah, but when are you going to atone for your sins of lying and hatred and 
 bearing false witness since none of this crap is part of your bible?  Eve 
 invented the blow job even before she got it on in the *regular* way. 
 Amazing.  And ever so ahead of her time, too! 
 > 
 > > What the hell kind of sorry-assed, inefficeint god are your worshiping 
 there! 
 > 
 > The same one that burns perverts for blasphemy.  God is perfect and 
 > won't tolerate no disobedience. 
  
 There you go with that pissed off god again.  Not any diety I'd waste time 
 worshiping.  Maybe he should cut down on the caffieene, huh? 
  
 > > Pretty shoddy workmanship you're accusing your god of, doncha think? 
 > 
 > No.  He's perfect.  It's you that's got a small mind that can't 
 > understand His wonders. 
  
 I wonder why you limit his wonders?  And since you are doing so, doncha 
 think he might be a little pissed off at you for underestimating him... him 
 being so cranky and neurotic as you describe him? 
 > 
 > > Actually, I don't believe that story. 
 > 
 > That figures.  You're believing lies. 
  
 Not the lies you put out! 
  
 > > I believe he sent all of us to love and help one another. 
 > 
 > That's not what the Bible says.  You must belong to one of those 
 > "love" cults. 
  
 No.  I belong to the Republican party, Screen Actors Guild, Actors Equity, 
 and Vietnam Veterans of America. 
  
 > You're really a devil worshipper that worships sex and calls it love. 
  
 I don't believe in the devil.  The church I used to belong to taught me 
  
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