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From: gnjames43@OMITyahoo.com
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:53:31 GMT, "Live and Let Live"
wrote:
>
>"kstahl" wrote in message
>news:L-mdnZRweYyW2eTd4p2dnA@comcast.com...
>> Jeffrey E. Salzberg wrote:
>>
>> > In article , ktsahl@yahoo.com
>> > says...
>> >
>> >
>> >>Probably took a nice healthy dump and then went to play golf.
>> >
>> >
>> > Regularity is important.
>>
>> I wonder if he uses Metamucil.
>>
>
>If he does, it's not working. He's so full of shit it shows.
>
Which reminds me of a good story:
Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
in the mirror and saw a white band just above his eyes to the top of
his head. Fearing he was turning white, he called his doctor and told
him of his problem. The doctor advised him that he needed to come to
his office immediately. Upon examination, the doctor mixed a
concoction of a brown liquid, gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink.
Jesse did and replied that it tasted like shit to which the doctor
replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
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